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TheManWithoutFear
02-23-2006, 12:27 AM
I was thinking about something tonight that I will get to in a second. But I didn't want to waste my one thought on a thread so I figured I'd open it up to a few things. What If? Ultimate Central. What if certain events took place differently throughout the sites history...
Let's take a look.
What If... Icemastertron and ProjectX2 were moderator's pre MWoF's sobering up.
Answer: MWoF has been banned since last March. The site turned into a general topic kind've site and Comic books became an every now and then thing. JTG has become one of the most respected members and is now a moderator. No one has ever even heard of Daredevil. UltimateCentral: The Fanfic is totally lame. Nur still has writer's block from the first issue. LongShotJimLee never left the site. DIrishB's smoking pot isn't that cool anymore. The Watcher really does meet Kristin Kruek. Newbies ran rampant and the old school members had to quit because no one could take them. E got bored with the site and closed it down. Icemastertron went outside. Guij realized there was no reason to hate America and actually started to like it. Bass' head exploded. Moonmaster never met his idol, Bass, and isn't really that funny anymore. MWoF has joined under various aliases but was banned for life after being caught (every username had a Daredevil reference).
The end.
Anyone else got something they'd like to say?
ProjectX2
02-23-2006, 01:47 AM
What If UltimateE actually did close the site?
This thread wouldn't exist, and we'd all be lonely geeks, sitting at home, joining sites such as the Bendis Board. :(
TheManWithoutFear
02-23-2006, 10:58 AM
What If UltimateE actually did close the site?
This thread wouldn't exist, and we'd all be lonely geeks, sitting at home, joining sites such as the Bendis Board. :(
But I wouldn't survive at other sites... :cry: No one else puts up with my crap.
What if Manwithoutfear was a moderator?
The world would explode.
The end.
TheManWithoutFear
02-23-2006, 12:12 PM
What if Manwithoutfear was a moderator?
The world would explode.
The end.
Fear me.
Patriot Mk2
02-23-2006, 01:26 PM
Just for you-
What if MWF was Iraqi?
World go boom.
Infidels!
Iceshadow
02-23-2006, 01:41 PM
What if the the "ban button" was broken?
Newbies would slowly conquer the site, chaos would reign. It would be slow at fist, but then the threads would come. Pointless threads like "What is your favorite Monty Python sketch?". Ultimate E and Project X2 would try to restore a semblence of order but would get swept up in the flood of inane questions and theories. Also, icemastertron would point out his high post count one last time before sharing the same fate as his fellow mods. Bass would be the only mod to survive and would spend the rest of his days silently rocking back and forth in the padded corner of his cell.
TheManWithoutFear
02-23-2006, 02:05 PM
What If? .... Seldes never joined.
What If? ... Bendis was a member here.
Patriot Mk2
02-23-2006, 02:16 PM
What If? ... Bendis was a member here.
He'd be filing many, many defamation suits each day.
Actually, I doubt he'd stick around for more than one day.
And he might be convinced some of us can do a better job than he can.
Doc Comic
02-23-2006, 03:38 PM
What if...John Q. Public never got banned?
Threads would continue to be torn asunder. Members would become angry and pessimistic as a result of JQP rubbing off on them. And Korinthian would never have joined.
Patriot Mk2
02-23-2006, 03:45 PM
What if the the "ban button" was broken?
What if...John Q. Public never got banned?
Threads would continue to be torn asunder. Members would become angry and pessimistic as a result of JQP rubbing off on them. And Korinthian would never have joined.
Doc Comic wouldn't be in trouble.....
Doc Comic
02-23-2006, 03:49 PM
Doc Comic wouldn't be in trouble.....
EXACTLY.
McCheese
02-23-2006, 04:03 PM
I got one.
What if?... moonmaster was made a mod instead of Bass.
The threads would quickly have descended into madness. "We eat our own feces" would have become UC's official slogan. Ultimate Houde would have been banned for daring to claim he was the better mad scientist. Many UC veterans would stop posting for fear of feces commentary and noobies would be chased off the site after their first post. Finally, in one last act of madness, moonmaster would destroy the Earth.
This What if? brought to you by moonmaster for mod.
moonmaster
02-23-2006, 04:13 PM
I got one.
What if?... moonmaster was made a mod instead of Bass.
The threads would quickly have descended into madness. "We eat our own feces" would have become UC's official slogan. Ultimate Houde would have been banned for daring to claim he was the better mad scientist. Many UC veterans would stop posting for fear of feces commentary and noobies would be chased off the site after their first post. Finally, in one last act of madness, moonmaster would destroy the Earth.
This What if? brought to you by moonmaster for mod.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McCheese
02-23-2006, 04:17 PM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
Glad you approve.
McCheese has only been with us for a few weeks and already he's a Moonie groupie.
This does not bode well for the universe.
Doc Comic
02-23-2006, 05:01 PM
What if...Skotti and Dr.Strangefate were both straight and in love?
Seriously, I'm asking you - what if they were a couple?
slimjim
02-23-2006, 05:06 PM
What if...Skotti and Dr.Strangefate were both straight and in love?
Seriously, I'm asking you - what if they were a couple?
They're gonna ***** slap you for that post.
Doc Comic
02-23-2006, 05:20 PM
It's all in good fun. I don't intend to insult them.
moonmaster
02-23-2006, 05:23 PM
McCheese has only been with us for a few weeks and already he's a Moonie groupie.
This does not bode well for the universe.
Go forth my Minion, and spread you virulent hate to the World!
Oh, and could you pick me up a bag of Cheetos while your out? Thanks.
McCheese
02-23-2006, 05:33 PM
McCheese has only been with us for a few weeks and already he's a Moonie groupie.
This does not bode well for the universe.BITE YOUR TONGUE!!!
I am many things (attempted murderer, escaped asylum convict, the real secret identity of The Incredible Hulk, the inspiration for Jack from Three's Company, Bruce Willis' illigitimate son, a cannibal, Martha Stuart wearing a rubber mask, etc.), but I am NOT a moonie groupie!!!
:furious:
Who am I kidding?
Oh, and could you pick me up a bag of Cheetos while your out? Thanks.
It's not on my way. You get 'em.
What if... Bass banned Ultimate E?
First thing I tried to do upon being a mod was ban E.
What would've happened if I had succeeded?
I reckon it would be exaclty like MacBeth meets Total Recall.
It would've been ****ing brilliant is what it would've been.
This thread is great.
slimjim
02-23-2006, 06:10 PM
What if the site was rated NC-17?
moonmaster
02-23-2006, 06:14 PM
What if the site was rated NC-17?
I'd **** your ******* ***** **** ****** and **** *** ***** in the *** with a garden gnome and then ***** *** **** ***************.
Oh, and **** ******, too.
McCheese
02-23-2006, 06:20 PM
moonie beat me to it but,
What if the site was rated NC-17?
You ****ing ******* son of a **** ****ing ***** *** of a *** ****er.
***** *** ****?
That is to say, I think it would be neat.
Here's another question:
What if you hadn't asked that ****ing question?
Random
02-23-2006, 06:21 PM
I'd **** your ******* ***** **** ****** and **** *** ***** in the *** with a garden gnome and then ***** *** **** ***************.
Oh, and **** ******, too.
...what he said.
marvelman
02-23-2006, 06:24 PM
can you write ****** here?
nevermind, you can. woops. i crossed it out.
slimjim
02-23-2006, 06:54 PM
I'd **** your ******* ***** **** ****** and **** *** ***** in the *** with a garden gnome and then ***** *** **** ***************.
Oh, and **** ******, too.
I'm EXTREME (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/223809)!!!!111 I'LL **** YOUR MOM IN THE *** WITH A RAZOR DILDO WHILE I'M ON A DRIVEBY IN A BUICK WITH A ****ING MONKEY! YOU LIKE **** MOTHER****ER?!
You ****ing ******* son of a **** ****ing ***** *** of a *** ****er.
***** *** ****?
That is to say, I think it would be neat.
Here's another question:
What if you hadn't asked that ****ing question?
ILL **** YOUR STUPID **** SISTERS **** AND SHOVE SOME MEAT DOWN SOME ****ING VEGANS THROAT THEN ILL SODOMIZE YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE THE LITTLE ***** YOU ARE BECAUSE I'M EXTREME!!!!111
...what he said
DAMN RIGHT MOTHER****ER! YOU WANT IT HARD AND DIRTY, DON'T YOU ****SLUT? YEAH, DONTCHA? GETTING DEEP IN YOUR CUMGUZZLING ****HOLE SUCKING MY ***** SAUCE. I'M GONNA SPEW MAN YOGURT ON YOUR **** UDDERS. TAKE IT ****WHACKER! ******* GELLED YOU NIPPLESWELLS DRILLING YOUR **** CANYON WAS A **** JAMBOREE YOU JIZZ HUNTING DICK GLEAMER, SHOOTING SUCK IN REPRISAL! I CRACKED HER GASH BUG SLUTLICK GLOSSED **** IN REVERSE, ASSTYRANT! YOU **** COWS IN RETROSPECT!
McCheese
02-23-2006, 07:08 PM
Wow, anybody else feel like this is Super Troopers and slimjim is Farva?
We were just having fun with some lighthearted shenanigans and then he came over and ruined a perfectly good time for everyone.
slimjim
02-23-2006, 07:12 PM
Wow, anybody else feel like this is Super Troopers and slimjim is Farva?
We were just having fun with some lighthearted shenanigans and then he came over and ruined a perfectly good time for everyone.
IM BUZZED ****ING BUNNY MOTHER****ER!
ProjectX2
02-23-2006, 07:22 PM
I might have to remove all of slimjim's posts from this thread if we want new members.
McCheese
02-23-2006, 07:25 PM
I might have to remove all of slimjim's posts from this thread if we want new members.
That might be for the best. But ask yourself, do you really want new members? I mean after me, all noobs will seem so inferior that you may not want them here at all.
Random
02-23-2006, 07:32 PM
IM BUZZED ****ING BUNNY MOTHER****ER!
*Chops slimjim's head off with chainsaw hands*
EXTREME!!!!!!!!
What if...Skotti and Dr.Strangefate were both straight and in love?
Seriously, I'm asking you - what if they were a couple?
Well A.) the wouldn't be as affended by that question, B.)They would be conspiracing together to track someone down, and C.) You'd live.
slimjim
02-23-2006, 07:32 PM
I might have to remove all of slimjim's posts from this thread if we want new members.
I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
moonmaster
02-23-2006, 07:42 PM
I'm EXTREME (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/223809)!!!!111 I'LL **** YOUR MOM IN THE *** WITH A RAZOR DILDO WHILE I'M ON A DRIVEBY IN A BUICK WITH A ****ING MONKEY! YOU LIKE **** MOTHER****ER?!
ILL **** YOUR STUPID **** SISTERS **** AND SHOVE SOME MEAT DOWN SOME ****ING VEGANS THROAT THEN ILL SODOMIZE YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE THE LITTLE ***** YOU ARE BECAUSE I'M EXTREME!!!!111
DAMN RIGHT MOTHER****ER! YOU WANT IT HARD AND DIRTY, DON'T YOU ****SLUT? YEAH, DONTCHA? GETTING DEEP IN YOUR CUMGUZZLING ****HOLE SUCKING MY ***** SAUCE. I'M GONNA SPEW MAN YOGURT ON YOUR **** UDDERS. TAKE IT ****WHACKER! ******* GELLED YOU NIPPLESWELLS DRILLING YOUR **** CANYON WAS A **** JAMBOREE YOU JIZZ HUNTING DICK GLEAMER, SHOOTING SUCK IN REPRISAL! I CRACKED HER GASH BUG SLUTLICK GLOSSED **** IN REVERSE, ASSTYRANT! YOU **** COWS IN RETROSPECT!
****
YOU.
slimjim
02-23-2006, 07:54 PM
****
YOU.
ILL **** YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE *** UNTIL A ****TON OF NINJAS SHOW UP I HAVE TO KICK THEIR *** WITH YOUR GIGANTIC ****.
moonmaster
02-23-2006, 08:13 PM
Alright, enough.
Ok, ok.
So, I think that Captain America is gonna **** Spidey in the *** and **** in his ***** and *** all over his **** ******.
slimjim
02-23-2006, 08:16 PM
Ok, ok.
So, I think that Captain America is gonna **** Spidey in the *** and **** in his ***** and *** all over his **** ******.
:roll: So immature......
What if Slimjim and Moonmaster actually behaved themselves?
Doc Comic
02-23-2006, 08:19 PM
What if Slimjim and Moonmaster actually behaved themselves?
The universe would implode.
Therefore, they are saving the universe.
Martyrs.
King amongst men.
*salute*
*brushes tear from eye*
Ultimate Gambit
02-23-2006, 08:25 PM
What if.......... Icemastertron only had 1,000 posts
Doc Comic
02-23-2006, 08:25 PM
What if.......... Icemastertron only had 1,000 posts
Then he wouldn't be a mod and we would have FREEDOM!
Then he wouldn't be a mod and we would have FREEDOM!
I'm not a mod because of my post count. I was already a mod before 1,000 posts.
Ultimate Gambit
02-23-2006, 08:31 PM
I'm not a mod because of my post count. I was already a mod before 1,000 posts.
He sold his soul to E.
moonmaster
02-23-2006, 08:40 PM
He sold his soul to E.
And a handjob.
And a handjob.
No, no. That was Bass. But he also offered a "B" level offer to E for modship.
I just signed a contract for selling my soul. The contract should be up once eternity is over.
Random
02-23-2006, 08:55 PM
No, no. That was Bass. But he also offered a "B" level offer to E for modship.
I just signed a contract for selling my soul. The contract should be up once eternity is over.
Oh well that's only a few years from now.
What if MWoF made the site and not E?
He sold his soul to E.
And it was delicious. :twisted:
TheManWithoutFear
02-23-2006, 11:33 PM
Oh well that's only a few years from now.
What if MWoF made the site and not E?
It would be called "Hell's Brewery".
ultimatedjf
02-24-2006, 03:22 PM
It would be called "Hell's Brewery".
Mmm, toasty.
the watcher
02-24-2006, 03:37 PM
What if MWoF made the site and not E?
No, that would be the scariest thing ever! :scared: :panic: :crazy:
What If... TGO made this site and not E?
moonmaster
02-24-2006, 03:59 PM
And it was delicious. :twisted:
The soul or the handjob?
What if MWoF made the site and not E?
We'd all be dead.
What If... TGO made this site and not E?
It would be called Ulitmite Centrel.
slimjim
02-24-2006, 04:05 PM
It would be called Ulitmite Centrel.
BURN!
moonmaster
02-24-2006, 04:27 PM
It would be called Ulitmite Centrel.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/moonmaster/bslap.gif
thee great one
02-24-2006, 04:56 PM
......
That's not funny.
Who am I kidding.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
What if everyone was stuffed with 5000% more TOG
Doc Comic
02-24-2006, 06:07 PM
It would be called Ulitmite Centrel.
Oh, god, that cracked me up. E wins.
What if everyone was stuffed with 5000% more TOG
GAY!
ProjectX2
02-25-2006, 12:15 AM
......
That's not funny.
Who am I kidding.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
What if everyone was stuffed with 5000% more TOG
No wonder I'm sick.
Doc Comic
02-25-2006, 01:13 AM
GAY!
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/DocComicMisc/Hasselhoff2.jpg
the watcher
02-25-2006, 01:33 AM
......
What if world was stuffed with 5000% more TGO
I'd wish the Gah Lak Tus was real, and on the way. Cause, I would not want to be in a world of TGO wannabes. One too much. I mean that would be one mess up world.
I mean in that world This would be the President.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/Spidercide/ellenemmys-shrunk.jpg
This would be the Vice President.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/Spidercide/1_21_depp_johnny2.jpg
Sec. Of Defence.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/Spidercide/DIrishB.jpg
and in the crazy mixed up world. This would this would be the world's most deadlist Torrorist.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/Spidercide/UltimateE.jpg
TheManWithoutFear
02-25-2006, 01:42 AM
and in the crazy mixed up world. This would this would be the world's most deadlist Torrorist.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d80/Spidercide/UltimateE.jpg
He means the kid.
the watcher
02-25-2006, 01:46 AM
He means the kid.
Yep. he's offin' his dad. It's a mercy killing. He has more painful ways, in dealing with the rest of the world.
Doc Comic
02-25-2006, 02:11 AM
Since E's kid is the world's deadliest terrorist, does that mean that Bass is like the Nick Fury of that world? Seeing as it's like a Mirror Universe.
the watcher
02-25-2006, 02:32 AM
Since E's kid is the world's deadliest terrorist, does that mean that Bass is like the Nick Fury of that world? Seeing as it's like a Mirror Universe.
No. Bass is the King of England. Houde is like Nick Fury. Ice is like Rev. Jessie Jackson. MWoF is the Kingpin Of Crime. Proj. is the Dictator of South America. Strangefate is like Bill Gates. E, you know before his kid killed him. He was the Pope. TGO was just some bum on the street. You know with everyone had 5000% of him in them. there was nothing special about him anymore. Moonmaster was the greatest war hero that had ever lived. Ya, he die. See in WWIII he stopped the Canadians from taking over the world. Tragically he was killed when the boom he put under King Ourchair. Had gone off early. Killing him and everyone in the castle including King Ourchair. Told you it was a mess up world.
Doc Comic
02-25-2006, 02:37 AM
No. Bass is the King of England. Houde is like Nick Fury. Ice is like Rev. Jessie Jackson. MWoF is the Kingpin Of Crime. Proj. is the Dictator of South America. Strangefate is like Bill Gates. E, you know before his kid killed him. He was the Pope. TGO was just some bum on the street. You know with everyone had 5000% of him in them. there was nothing special about him anymore. Moonmaster was the greatest war hero that had ever lived. Ya, he die. See in WWIII he stopped the Canadians from taking over the world. Tragically he was killed when the boom he put under King Ourchair. Had gone off early. Killing him and everyone in the castle including King Ourchair. Told you it was a mess up world.
And the fact that I don't exist only makes it even more messed up.
Not only is E's kid the world's deadliest terrorist, but he is so, solely because he flies around on a jet pack.
E will have to shoot him down with lasers, and he'll cry as he does it.
It will be better than "The Lord of the Rings: The Star Wars" dodecaology.
Not only is E's kid the world's deadliest terrorist, but he is so, solely because he flies around on a jet pack.
E will have to shoot him down with lasers, and he'll cry as he does it.
It will be better than "The Lord of the Rings: The Star Wars" dodecaology.
It will be sadder than even the Reed Richards/Galactus scene in Earth X.
thee great one
02-25-2006, 12:38 PM
That would be the greatest world ever.
the watcher
02-25-2006, 01:15 PM
Not only is E's kid the world's deadliest terrorist, but he is so, solely because he flies around on a jet pack.
E will have to shoot him down with lasers, and he'll cry as he does it.
It will be better than "The Lord of the Rings: The Star Wars" dodecaology.
But E is dead. Unless his kid killed E's clone. In fact I think that world's E has like 10 clones. Just in case someone tries to kill him.
McCheese
02-25-2006, 03:07 PM
But E is dead. Unless his kid killed E's clone. In fact I think that world's E has like 10 clones. Just in case someone tries to kill him.
Clones are expensive. It's much more cost effective to get body doubles and give them plastic surgery. Ask Saddam, it's in his book 100 Ways to a Successful Dictatorship.
Random
02-25-2006, 03:15 PM
So in this world could people put their brains inside robots and have cool retractible chainsaw hands, Oh and maybe jet pack on their legs, mann that would be sweet
the watcher
02-25-2006, 10:56 PM
So in this world could people put their brains inside robots and have cool retractible chainsaw hands, Oh and maybe jet pack on their legs, mann that would be sweet
Yep, that's what Doc Comic did. He now fights Proj's underlings in south America. He has been the only thing thats stopping Proj from taking over Central and North America. He is joined by Baxter and his banned of rebels. King Bass has been sending the rebels supplies. For his Queen Seldes Katne has taken a great shine to Baxter.
Clones are expensive. It's much more cost effective to get body doubles and give them plastic surgery. Ask Saddam, it's in his book 100 Ways to a Successful Dictatorship.
That's a great, yet ironic book. The first chapter "Do Whatever America Says" is really interesting, but the last chapter, "**** America, The Traitorous Backstabbing *****", I thought, was a little less well-thought out and just him really ranting.
DIrishB
02-26-2006, 12:50 PM
What if Bass was Canadian instead of an Egyptian import to Britian?
What if Icemastertron liked Anthrax instead of Justin Timberlake?
What if Moonmaster was a boring twit?
What if ProjectX2 was really 3 years old, just really smart and jaded for his age?
What if UltimateE was a philandering *******?
What if DIrishB drank a lot like MWoF instead of smoking the cheeba?
What if Doc Comic weren't still a virgin?
What if Korinthian didn't ***** about everything like an elderly woman with bad hemorrhoids?
What if Slimjim were from Bridgeport, CT? Would he still be "gangsta"?
What if Nurhachi was into beastiality?
Patriot Mk2
02-26-2006, 01:13 PM
What if Nurhachi was into beastiality?
Thats not a "what if" scenario!
DIrishB
02-26-2006, 01:32 PM
Thats not a "what if" scenario!
Oh yeah...disregard that one.
Doc Comic
02-26-2006, 01:39 PM
What if Moonmaster was a boring twit?
What if ProjectX2 was really 3 years old, just really smart and jaded for his age?
What if UltimateE was a philandering *******?
What if Doc Comic weren't still a virgin?
What if Slimjim were from Bridgeport, CT? Would he still be "gangsta"?
What if Nurhachi was into beastiality?
The above aren't "What Ifs."
McCheese
02-26-2006, 01:39 PM
That's a great, yet ironic book. The first chapter "Do Whatever America Says" is really interesting, but the last chapter, "**** America, The Traitorous Backstabbing *****", I thought, was a little less well-thought out and just him really ranting.
:lol:
Nurhachi
02-26-2006, 05:37 PM
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What if Nurhachi was into beastiality?
Since i've moved to NZ, i have started to find sheep very attractive.......
What if Slimjim were from Bridgeport, CT? Would he still be "gangsta"?
I'd move away.
The only thing "gangsta" around here is an 8-year-old with an attitude. :wink:
This site is the best online soap opera. Ever.
I tune in everyday.
Ultimate Gambit
02-26-2006, 07:13 PM
What if....... E banned everyone except for Moonmaster and Bass?
Random
02-26-2006, 07:29 PM
What if Bass was Canadian instead of an Egyptian import to Britian?
Then one day he would have a vacation to American, over whelmed by the greatness this land holds. He would currently be living there, 100 pounds over wieght, in a dead-end job, a somewhat attractive wife and is MWoF's drinking buddy.
b]What if Icemastertron liked Anthrax instead of Justin Timberlake?[/b]
Then the world would make a little more sense to me.
What if Moonmaster was a boring twit?
No real difference here... oh wait boring oh well that's different.
What if ProjectX2 was really 3 years old, just really smart and jaded for his age?
He would be outcasted once he accidently wrote about diaper rash. Being an exiled he was adopted by DIrishB as a result of years of being high a completely irresponsible he would be elected President of the United States, to which he would his authority from the Patriot Act to control this site and seek his final revenge.
What if UltimateE was a philandering *******?
His wife will leave him and he'll be driven deeply mad, becoming obsessed with this site and in a month will actually have more post than Ice
What if DIrishB drank a lot like MWoF instead of smoking the cheeba?
One of two possiblities, either he will not be coherent enough to type anything, thus leaving Slimjim without a reason to live, and would consequently kill himself taking 17 people with him, but one was Bendis so he became a hero among the geek society. Or the site would be filled with topics like "Oh MY goD I JuSt Thew OP on mE CoMPuTEr1!!1"
What if Doc Comic weren't still a virgin?
This site will be abandon due to people sick of him talking about his one time, he will be locked in an asylum mutter "I did it, I did it..."
What if Korinthian didn't ***** about everything like an elderly woman with bad hemorrhoids?
He would be *****ing like a teenage girl... until Moon shot him.
What if Slimjim were from Bridgeport, CT? Would he still be "gangsta"?
He would be exactly the same, except a little more people with think of it as sad.
What if Nurhachi was into beastiality?
The silience of the Lambs would take on a whole new meaning.
BEGIN THE BUSTING OF BALLS!
What if Bass was Canadian instead of an Egyptian import to Britian?
I'd move back to Canada, aey, because it's actually a much better run country than England... or America, aey.
It's aboot time somebody said that!
What if Icemastertron liked Anthrax instead of Justin Timberlake?
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
What if Moonmaster was a boring twit?
Hey now. We already have a Ultimate E on this board.
Skin graft!
What if ProjectX2 was really 3 years old, just really smart and jaded for his age?
The conversation would probably improve.
What if UltimateE was a philandering *******?
He'd be able to tell me what 'philandering' means.
What if DIrishB drank a lot like MWoF instead of smoking the cheeba?
Ironically, in this universe, drink is illegal while 'the cheeba' is legal. Once again, DiB is on the wrong side of the law, a fugitive from the longe one-arm of the law. He's a hero. But also... he's drunk.
What if Doc Comic weren't still a virgin?
He could tell me how to get some - 'coz man...
What if Korinthian didn't ***** about everything like an elderly woman with bad hemorrhoids?
People, instead of being jerks would be nice to him.
That's right! I went there!
What if Slimjim were from Bridgeport, CT? Would he still be "gangsta"?
Slimjim creates a revolutionary new type of movement called the "bettsta" as in, "bettsta than you". He'd go around killing people who were "lessta" than hizziself, and, when his record deal kicks in and he becomes a multi-millionaire, he'd secretly move Manhattan into the Middle-East at night, so when all the New Yorkers woke up, they'd **** their pants.
What if Nurhachi was into beastiality?[/QUOTE]
He wouldn't have to juggle his lovers, dropping each one a week, because animals are fine with polygomy.
BARNYARD ORGY!
What if....... E banned everyone except for Moonmaster and Bass?
The site would pretty much be the same as only Mooney and I post things of any real worth or insight.
Plus... Bwang twang bwang twang twang twang........ BASSCATAZ.
the watcher
02-27-2006, 08:01 PM
What if.... E, Icemastertron, DIrishB, & ManWithoutFear were girls?
What If... E, was actually was Joe Quesada?
What If... Bass was an American?
What If... Houde started this site?
What if Moonmaster was a boring twit?
Hey now. We already have a Ultimate E on this board.
Skin graft!
Ouch, baby. Very ouch.
moonmaster
02-27-2006, 09:19 PM
Ouch, baby. Very ouch.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/moonmaster/bslap.gif
Doc Comic
02-27-2006, 09:46 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/moonmaster/bslap.gif
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/DocComicMisc/virtualfun.gif
What I love about that is that as soon as Moony's finishes, than Doc's goes. Awesome.
:lol:
Doc Comic
02-27-2006, 09:48 PM
What I love about that is that as soon as Moony's finishes, than Doc's goes. Awesome.
:lol:
We're like Abbott & Castello.
What if.... E, Icemastertron, DIrishB, & ManWithoutFear were girls?
I'd still be single, dagnabit.
What If... E, was actually was Joe Quesada?
He'd fire himself.
What If... Bass was an American?
I'd just be undercover for... I can't go into that right now.
What If... Houde started this site?
FEEL THE TUNA BREATH!
Victor Von Doom
02-28-2006, 11:12 AM
What if I had never graced your feeble little lives? :D
Ultimate Houde
02-28-2006, 11:12 AM
What If... Houde started this site?
FEEL THE TUNA BREATH!
Instead of E saying GAY to every other post, I word say WORD
Plus, I would have gotten bored with it and left it to its own devices.
Then make a triumpht return and ban everyone.
Except myself
the watcher
02-28-2006, 11:26 AM
Instead of E saying GAY to every other post, I word say WORD
Plus, I would have gotten bored with it and left it to its own devices.
Then make a triumpht return and ban everyone.
Except myself
See, that's why.... well one of the reason your not a mod.
Ultimate Houde
02-28-2006, 11:33 AM
See, that's why.... well one of the reason your not a mod.
I have already expressed my disgust of being a mod. I don't have the ethics for it.
the watcher
02-28-2006, 11:38 AM
I have already expressed my disgust of being a mod. I don't have the ethics for it.
No, Ice & E are afraid you'll become drunk with power. As you tend to do.
Suddenly you're saying we have "fear". This is the second time I see you post that. We don't have this "fear". We just want control....
....over all your souls. :D
the watcher
02-28-2006, 12:59 PM
Suddenly you're saying we have "fear". This is the second time I see you post that. We don't have this "fear". We just want control....
....over all your souls. :D
Sorry, Ice but you can't have my soul, and everybody has fears. Like E's now afraid he'll wake up to find his kid standing over him. With a blunt object in his hands.
E's sitting eating his breakfast. Watching his son play. Thinking. (Look at him just sitting over there playing with his toys. He dosn't know that I know when he's bashing those toys together. He thinking of doing that to me. Just wait kid one day you'll try it and... BAM the next thing you know you be out on the streets. Thinks he can kill me in my sleep. I know, I know why. Your tring to steal my comic collection, and my wife. I'll show him, I'll show him. He can't do that to me. I get that little jurk.)
Random
02-28-2006, 01:51 PM
Suddenly you're saying we have "fear". This is the second time I see you post that. We don't have this "fear". We just want control....
....over all your souls. :D
Isnt that how dictatorships start?
What if UC was a a soveriegn nation with a dictator?
Patriot Mk2
02-28-2006, 04:12 PM
Isnt that how dictatorships start?
What if UC was a a soveriegn nation with a dictator?
George would liberate us.
jtg3885
02-28-2006, 04:41 PM
I was thinking about something tonight that I will get to in a second. But I didn't want to waste my one thought on a thread so I figured I'd open it up to a few things. What If? Ultimate Central. What if certain events took place differently throughout the sites history...
Let's take a look.
What If... Icemastertron and ProjectX2 were moderator's pre MWoF's sobering up.
Answer: MWoF has been banned since last March. The site turned into a general topic kind've site and Comic books became an every now and then thing. JTG has become one of the most respected members and is now a moderator. No one has ever even heard of Daredevil. UltimateCentral: The Fanfic is totally lame. Nur still has writer's block from the first issue. LongShotJimLee never left the site. DIrishB's smoking pot isn't that cool anymore. The Watcher really does meet Kristin Kruek. Newbies ran rampant and the old school members had to quit because no one could take them. E got bored with the site and closed it down. Icemastertron went outside. Guij realized there was no reason to hate America and actually started to like it. Bass' head exploded. Moonmaster never met his idol, Bass, and isn't really that funny anymore. MWoF has joined under various aliases but was banned for life after being caught (every username had a Daredevil reference).
The end.
Anyone else got something they'd like to say?
Oh good God! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What if Bass wasn't even nominated for Greatest Member?
What if Moony won Greatest member?
What if I actually won Greatest member?
What if Ultimate Central was a video game?
What if UC: The Fanfic was an actual comic book?
Doc Comic
03-02-2006, 07:29 PM
What if Bass wasn't even nominated for Greatest Member?
The Earth would explode since he's the Nexus of the World.
What if Moony won Greatest member?
There'd be a lot more bragging and a lot less Hulk anal.
What if I actually won Greatest member?
You'd get demodded.
What if Ultimate Central was a video game?
****ING SWEET!
What if UC: The Fanfic was an actual comic book?
****ING SWEET AGAIN!
But I wouldn't survive at other sites... :cry: No one else puts up with my crap.
Thus sayeth the guy who just about got crucified on the Bendis Board for suggesting that they divide that board into something useful like "comics" and "the rest of this crap"
TheManWithoutFear
03-02-2006, 08:16 PM
Thus sayeth the guy who just about got crucified on the Bendis Board for suggesting that they divide that board into something useful like "comics" and "the rest of this crap"
I didn't get crucified. They just voted against it.
If it makes you feel any better, I agree with you completely. I read that board once a week or so, reading only the things tagged "Comics" and that's still more out there than I want to read.
I didn't get crucified. They just voted against it.
Good for you, man.
Dr.Strangefate
03-03-2006, 12:21 AM
... I totally just found this thread.
:evil:
What if Dr.Strangefate fought Doc Comic to the death?!
What if MwoF met the real Daredevil in a Bar?
What if TGO really was Orson Scott Card?
What if the Ultimate Central Fan-Fic crossed over with the DC UNIVERSE?
What if Nurhachi had children with Bass?!
What if everyone on UC had to have an Arch-Nemesis?
Doc Comic
03-03-2006, 12:44 AM
What if Dr.Strangefate fought Doc Comic to the death?!
Doc Comic would lose. And then DSF and Doc Comic's undead body will watch Rent.
What if MwoF met the real Daredevil in a Bar?
He'd piss his pants. And then faint.
What if TGO really was Orson Scott Card?
Ulitmite Irann Men
What if the Ultimate Central Fan-Fic crossed over with the DC UNIVERSE?
:crazy:
What if Nurhachi had children with Bass?!
They'd look like this:
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/917/peppers8nk.jpg
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/6706/1140849930a39721kf.jpg
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/2191/c41d8f3339d6fcbbd7ef2aec0170aa.jpg
What if everyone on UC had to have an Arch-Nemesis?
That will be covered in my UCTU arc.
What if Bass wasn't even nominated for Greatest Member?
There an infinity of alternate universe.
Yet such a universe does not exist.
What if Moony won Greatest member?
Such a possibility would occur only in an alternate universe that doesn't exist.
What if I actually won Greatest member?
Such a possibility would occur only in an alternate universe that doesn't exist.
What if Ultimate Central was a video game?
It would be like Warioware, only more random and involve typing.
What if UC: The Fanfic was an actual comic book?
CANCELLED!
What if Dr.Strangefate fought Doc Comic to the death?!
Since DSF started the fight, he'd kill DC due to surprise. Then, the UN would get on DSF's back about it, and DSF would be like, "Dudes, chill." but they wouldn't, so DSF would call them homophobes and start World War III - Us vs Gays. Metrosexuals would be killed by both sides. Then, as a final "**** you" the straights would kill themselves, forcing the gays to dominate the planet. Then, a generation later, they realise that they can't breed because they're gay. They cry out, "We were wrong all along" and the human race becomes extinct.
What if MwoF met the real Daredevil in a Bar?
I'm pretty sure that happens every time MWoF stays in a bar past closing time.
What if TGO really was Orson Scott Card?
Ultimate Iron Man would be Darth Vader in disguise, trying to take over the planet with his side-kick, Gir, without anyone knowing.
We'd be better for it.
What if the Ultimate Central Fan-Fic crossed over with the DC UNIVERSE?
The story would be ****, but we'd make money.
What if Nurhachi had children with Bass?!
Doc Comic's pictures are accurate (I'll kill you Doc Comic), since while my DNA is superior, we are not factoring in the enormous drag factor of Nurhachi's own dna.
In fact, it is this 'drag' factor that even made me sleep with him during the night MWOF had me meet Daredevil in a bar.
What if everyone on UC had to have an Arch-Nemesis?
Isn't that Captain's Sensation?
What if Bass and Moony had a child?
What if E didn't stand for 'Erik', but for...Estelle (sp?)?
What if the site really did give us powers?
What if the smilies on the site came to life? (Okay, so I'm reaching, but just play along)
What if one of us secretly wrote a real comic for Marvel and/or DC or another company?
What if Bass wrote all the Ultimate titles from the beggining?
What if Moony had Photoshop?
What if I stopped posting?
There. That should create some fun. :twisted:
slimjim
03-03-2006, 03:16 PM
?
(Okay, so I'm reaching, but just play along)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/westsideeeeeee/reaching.jpg
ProjectX2
03-03-2006, 03:43 PM
What if Bass wrote all the Ultimate titles from the beggining?
There might be a lot less *****ing.
And Ultimate Spider-Man would still be cool.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/westsideeeeeee/reaching.jpg
:heybaby:
Doc Comic
03-03-2006, 06:35 PM
What if Bass and Moony had a child?
http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/5486/urkel1dz.jpg
What if E didn't stand for 'Erik', but for...Estelle (sp?)?
Things would be even more sexist here than before.
What if the site really did give us powers?
Earth = ****ed.
What if the smilies on the site came to life? (Okay, so I'm reaching, but just play along)
It'd be like the Future War in the Terminator, only with us facing the Wal-Mart mascot.
What if one of us secretly wrote a real comic for Marvel and/or DC or another company?
:scared:
What if Bass wrote all the Ultimate titles from the beggining?
There would be a lot of fart jokes in Ultimate Spider-Man.
What if Moony had Photoshop?
Then he wouldn't be Moony!
What if I stopped posting?
You mean you haven't already?
Love with when Doc and Bass post their answers. Awesome! :lol:
What If UC was "The Office"? Who would we be?
What If Nurhachi hated Marvel and not DC?
What If UC ever broke the internet in half...for real?
What If we had our own TV show? Who would be whom?
thee great one
03-16-2006, 10:20 PM
What If Nurhachi hated Marvel and not DC?
Then Doomsday would be his favorite
Then Doomsday would be his favorite
If you had ended it right there you'd have had yourself a POTD.
thee great one
03-16-2006, 11:37 PM
If you had ended it right there you'd have had yourself a POTD.
I did...:D
Then Doomsday would be his favorite
Post of the Day.
thee great one
03-17-2006, 12:14 AM
Post of the Day.
:rockon:
ultimatedjf
03-17-2006, 03:06 PM
What If UC was "The Office"? Who would we be?
I'm sad to say that I'm probably most like Michael. :D
moonmaster
03-17-2006, 04:51 PM
What If we had our own TV show? Who would be whom?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/moonmaster/MOONEYINTHEMIDDLE.jpg
Moonie in the Middle...
Sounds like Bass's dream come true.
DIrishB
03-17-2006, 05:13 PM
What I love about that is that as soon as Moony's finishes, than Doc's goes. Awesome.
:lol:
We're like Abbott & Castello.
Or like gay lovers with an abnormal sense of timing.
By the way, its Costello...show sum respekt!
Isnt that how dictatorships start?
What if UC was a a soveriegn nation with a dictator?
I'd rule!
Thus sayeth the guy who just about got crucified on the Bendis Board for suggesting that they divide that board into something useful like "comics" and "the rest of this crap"
Ahahahaha!! MWoF, thats classic!
[B][I][SIZE="3"]What if Dr.Strangefate fought Doc Comic to the death?!
Doc Comic would beat you to death with limp-wristed slaps.
What if MwoF met the real Daredevil in a Bar?
MWoF would go home with Daredevil and finally learn why they call him "The Man Without Lube".
What if TGO really was Orson Scott Card?
I got nothing on that one.
What if the Ultimate Central Fan-Fic crossed over with the DC UNIVERSE?
It would suck...
Moonie in the Middle...
Sounds like Bass's dream come true.
:lol:
The gay jokes abound here at UC...we're all ig'nant.
What if Nurhachi had gay love for Superman and loathed Carnage?
What if TGO and Moonmater mated?
What if Craig was the admin?
What if we knew the real truth to Doc Comic's disappearance?
What if MWF always acted like a n00b?
What if he loved newbies and n00bs alike?
thee great one
04-20-2006, 10:13 PM
What if Nurhachi had gay love for Superman and loathed Carnage?
Doc Comic
What if TGO and Moonmater mated?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/theegreatone/bullseye008.jpg
What if Craig was the admin?
then the site would be about trees, made of cheese. It's worst than it sounds.
What if we knew the real truth to Doc Comic's disappearance?
Then we will be sick and disgusted. Plus a little happy.
What if MWF always acted like a n00b?
I thought this was "What If"
What if he loved newbies and n00bs alike?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/theegreatone/CEA2.jpg
What if MWF always acted like a n00b?
I thought this was "What If"
What if he loved newbies and n00bs alike?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y7/theegreatone/CEA2.jpg
Just for this, I give you POTD.
Dr.Strangefate
04-21-2006, 12:30 AM
What if we knew the real truth to Doc Comic's disappearance?
http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020403/173317__24_l.jpg
It wasn't me.
*whistles innocently*
(by the way, if somebody else doesnt cast Mooney in the Middle, I will)
Grocer Man
08-08-2007, 01:26 PM
What is E was V?
Ultimate Houde
08-08-2007, 01:39 PM
Someone's been looking at me.....
I was serioulsy just in this thread
Dr.Strangefate
08-08-2007, 02:39 PM
Mooney in the Middle! I forgot... Somebody needs to figure out who's who in that soon.
I was just thinking about this thread a few days ago. This SO needs a revival.
Dr.Strangefate
08-08-2007, 03:22 PM
What if SSJmole all of a sudden developed good taste in movies?
bluebeast
08-08-2007, 03:32 PM
What if SSJmole all of a sudden developed good taste in movies?
I'd have noone to argue with.
Joe Kalicki
08-08-2007, 03:39 PM
What if Mavericker was right?!
SSJmole
08-08-2007, 03:54 PM
What if SSJmole all of a sudden developed good taste in movies?
What if Dr.Strangefate read a book meant for adults?
What if SSJmole all of a sudden developed good taste in movies?
I think we're supposed to do ones that are somewhat remotely possible.
Hibiki
08-08-2007, 04:01 PM
What if SSJmole all of a sudden developed good taste in movies?
What if he actually read watchmen?
darkspider
08-08-2007, 04:08 PM
what if any of the fanfics, UC-centered ones excepted, actaully lasted till their ending?
Random
08-08-2007, 04:08 PM
What if he actually read watchmen?
100 computers would have to be fixed from the member spitting out their beverage from reading the post where Mole claims it sucks
SSJmole
08-08-2007, 04:12 PM
what if any of the fanfics, UC-centered ones excepted, actaully lasted till their ending?
What if people who read the fanfics actually replied!!?
darkspider
08-08-2007, 04:13 PM
What if people who read the fanfics actually replied!!?
if this is directed at me...touche.
SSJmole
08-08-2007, 04:15 PM
if this is directed at me...touche.
actually no , It was just a follow up Fanfic question :lol: Not aimed at anyone
what if any of the fanfics, UC-centered ones excepted, actaully lasted till their ending?
I still write my Essential X-Men...
Bastard...
darkspider
08-08-2007, 04:20 PM
I still write my Essential X-Men...
Bastard...
My absence has made me out of touch with alot of things. I was mainly talking about myself...
and now I'm banned...
bluebeast
08-08-2007, 04:23 PM
Just read Ultimate Apocalypse (coming soon!) It's about to start the new true continuity in the Ultimate Universe.
Ultimate Houde
08-08-2007, 07:22 PM
what if any of the fanfics, UC-centered ones excepted, actaully lasted till their ending?
All the ones I write end.
The only one still going is Blairwood, and that's cause it's a beast.
Punk
marvelman
08-08-2007, 09:20 PM
What if Marvelman got respect?
SSJmole
08-08-2007, 09:24 PM
What if Marvelman got respect?
Who's Marvelman ?
Joe Kalicki
08-08-2007, 09:26 PM
Who's Marvelman ?
What are you responding to?
SSJmole
08-08-2007, 09:32 PM
What are you responding to?
Ultimate Squirrel asked a question about something called a marvelman. I have no idea what a marvelman is but I assume it's a Euphemism for "masturbation" or "homosexual"
Joe Kalicki
08-08-2007, 09:33 PM
Ultimate Squirrel asked a question about something called a marvelman. I have no idea what a marvelman is but I assume it's a Euphemism for "masturbation" or "homosexual"
Oh, okay. I thought you were talking about a member or something.
thee great one
08-08-2007, 10:28 PM
It would be called Ulitmite Centrel.
That's still not funny.
I forgot all about this thread.
What if there was an annual UC Orgy?
moonmaster
08-09-2007, 12:08 AM
Mooney in the Middle! I forgot... Somebody needs to figure out who's who in that soon.
Yes, there are two major roles that need to be cast:
Mooney
The Middle
What if SSJmole all of a sudden developed good taste in movies?
The Universe would end.
What if Dr.Strangefate read a book meant for adults?
What if Mole stopped watching Power Rangers?
What if he actually read watchmen?
It would turn out that he really read "Watch Man", a 3 page promotional comic produced by Rolex.
And he would think it was incredible.
What if there was an annual UC Orgy?
TOG, What Ifs are supposed to be about things that haven't happened.
Joe Kalicki
08-09-2007, 03:42 PM
Whatever happened to the UC Talk Show thing Proj was doing?
marvelman
08-09-2007, 03:43 PM
Whatever happened to the UC Talk Show thing Proj was doing?
he got lazy.
Dr.Strangefate
08-09-2007, 03:46 PM
Its gone, Its not coming back, and I'm sorry to those of you who were upset at what I said...
I had a really rough day yesterday. Let it out. Maybe that was unfair.
Just do me a favor and forget about all that. Any more posts on the matter will be deleted.
Joe Kalicki
08-09-2007, 03:47 PM
Just do me a favor and forget about all that. Any more posts on the matter will be deleted.
Must be nice.
ProjectX2
08-09-2007, 03:55 PM
Whatever happened to the UC Talk Show thing Proj was doing?
It's there.
Hibiki
08-09-2007, 04:03 PM
Must be nice.
for real. to literally delete a conversation out of existence like it never happened.
Joe Kalicki
08-09-2007, 04:05 PM
for real. to literally delete a conversation out of existence like it never happened.
Yeah, I really wanted Mole to see someone sticking up for him too.
Hibiki
08-09-2007, 04:07 PM
Yeah, I really wanted Mole to see someone sticking up for him too.
yeah....yeah. i guess he'll never know. :roll:
Joe Kalicki
08-09-2007, 04:08 PM
yeah....yeah. i guess he'll never know. :roll:
He'll just have to be the lonely whipping boy again.
Hibiki
08-09-2007, 04:09 PM
He'll just have to be the lonely whipping boy again.
What if someone stood up for Mole? no one will ever know....
marvelman
08-09-2007, 04:10 PM
What if someone stood up for Mole? no one will ever know....
ohhhhhhh...
your post is going to be deleted!!! /dr. tran
thee great one
08-09-2007, 09:02 PM
I wanna know what happened?
Joe Kalicki
08-09-2007, 09:18 PM
I wanna know what happened?
Tough.
thee great one
08-09-2007, 09:29 PM
Tough.
What if Joe Kalicki wasn't a crapface?
What if he was really the Real Joe Kalicki?
marvelman
08-09-2007, 09:51 PM
What if Joe Kalicki wasn't a crapface?
What if he was really the Real Joe Kalicki?
what if everything you THOUGHT about joe kalicki being a crapface was false?!
OH I JUST BLEW YOUR MIND!!!
Victor Von Doom
08-09-2007, 09:56 PM
What if none of the posts were never deleted...............from any thread........ever?
TwilightEL
08-09-2007, 10:06 PM
What if none of the posts were never deleted...............from any thread........ever?
Immature and/or cretin newbies would drop "OMG U R A HOMO" flames into productive threads like a dog taking a crap on the middle of a beautiful path in the park. They'd be banned, but the damage would already be done. Also, grudges would hold for a lot longer because you'd see the post that raised your ire every time you tried skimming the archives. However, all members would know the glory of The Boar and Wade_Wilson's Cabana, so the good would outweigh the bad, unless the newb posts drove everyone away before those wonders could come to pass.
SSJmole
08-09-2007, 10:08 PM
What if none of the posts were never deleted...............from any thread........ever?
:panic: :panic: Think of the bandwidth ....... won't anyone think of the bandwidth
ProjectX2
08-10-2007, 01:18 AM
What if I got pissed off and banned everyone who couldn't roll a 7 on a 6 sided dice?
Planet-man
08-10-2007, 01:23 AM
What if I got pissed off and banned everyone who couldn't roll a 7 on a 6 sided dice?
6 sided dice? That implies at least two dice, and in that case, a 7 would be tied for the most statistically likely outcome of a roll.
:)
SSJmole
08-10-2007, 01:26 AM
6 sided dice? That implies at least two dice, and in that case, a 7 would be tied for the most statistically likely outcome of a roll.
:)
good idea , poke the bear :lol:
ProjectX2
08-10-2007, 01:30 AM
6 sided dice? That implies at least two dice, and in that case, a 7 would be tied for the most statistically likely outcome of a roll.
:)
You rolled a 5. Come back in a week.
Ultimate Houde
08-10-2007, 06:45 AM
What if I got pissed off and banned everyone who couldn't roll a 7 on a 6 sided dice?
Easy, I throw it up into the air, cut it perfectly in half, it will land on a one and a six
Seven
TwilightEL
08-10-2007, 08:55 AM
Easy, I throw it up into the air, cut it perfectly in half, it will land on a one and a six
Seven
You ripped off The Last Hero.
Ultimate Houde
08-10-2007, 09:07 AM
Yes I did
ourchair
09-02-2007, 02:46 AM
What If UltimateE actually did close the site?We'd all be visiting The Captain's site.
Dr.Strangefate
09-02-2007, 03:52 AM
I would rescue everybody onto my forum, and redesignate it a comic book forum...
(My message board is dead *cries*)
moonmaster
09-02-2007, 10:06 PM
We'd all be visiting The Captain's site.
Or so it would seem.
Gemini
09-03-2007, 12:15 AM
what if? Gemini had never changed his name from gemini-mk?
the year is 2029, and robots rule the earth and so on and so forth ....
what if? Gemini had never changed his name from gemini-mk?
He would have changed it back to his original choice: sjmole.
Gemini
09-03-2007, 12:20 AM
He would have changed it back to his original choice: sjmole.
can your stupid inside joke's stay in the MSN conversation's please i don't need the entire board calling me sjmole
moonmaster
09-03-2007, 12:27 AM
I must here the story behind this...
Gemini
09-03-2007, 12:30 AM
I must here the story behind this...
and so it begins
I must here the story behind this...
I don't know who started it, but everytime PX2, Tog, and I chat with Gemini on MSN, we always call him either "mole" or "venom melendez" because it annoys him. We had someone else in the chat and asked who (Gemini) was. Someone had answered with one of those two names. Now we do it to intentionally anger him because it amuses us.
We also have now added "Langsta" to the names we call him.
ProjectX2
09-03-2007, 12:33 AM
I called him Venom Melendez and sjmole in my UC Talkshow thing.
moonmaster
09-03-2007, 12:35 AM
Langsta MOLEndez-MK.
Gemini
09-03-2007, 12:38 AM
I called him Venom Melendez and sjmole in my UC Talkshow thing. and thus is the origin
Langsta MOLEndez-MK.
:arrgh:
I don't know who started it, but everytime PX2, Tog, and I chat with Gemini on MSN, we always call him either "mole" or "venom melendez" because it annoys him. We had someone else in the chat and asked who (Gemini) was. Someone had answered with one of those two names. Now we do it to intentionally anger him because it amuses us.
We also have now added "Langsta" to the names we call him.
thanks, thanks alot.
Venom Melendez
09-03-2007, 12:56 AM
*Swoops in* someone call my name?
Man since when has this thread been going on? ive only just found it.
anywho.
What if? we where all the other sex(ie men are females and females are men)
thee great one
09-03-2007, 01:22 AM
That or we make fun of Canada.
****ing Canada.
That or we make fun of Canada.
****ing Canada.
Or Ohio.
Gemini
09-03-2007, 02:04 AM
That or we make fun of Canada.
****ing Canada.
how many people thought you were a woman judging from your effeminate blue font again?
Venom Melendez
09-03-2007, 02:50 AM
how many people thought you were a woman judging from your effeminate blue font again?
You mean he's not?:shock:
thee great one
09-03-2007, 12:05 PM
how many people thought you were a woman judging from your effeminate blue font again?
Hey Blue is the boy's color and pink is the girl's color. Did you learn nothing growing up?
Oh wait you were raised in Canada...nevermind.
You mean he's not?:shock:
*sigh*
Gemini
09-03-2007, 01:00 PM
You mean he's not?:shock:
:lol:
Ultimate Houde
02-22-2009, 06:58 PM
how many people thought you were a woman judging from your effeminate blue font again?
He is suppose to have my babies.
This has not happened yet.
He'd better do it soon or it will be time for SCIENCE!
Iceshadow
02-22-2009, 07:26 PM
SCIENCE! is a cold lover with clammy hands.
Ultimate Houde
02-22-2009, 07:26 PM
You know it.
Which is why we use gloves in SCIENCE!
Iceshadow
02-22-2009, 07:35 PM
I don't expect much from SCIENCE! but I wish it'd appreciate the food I make it a bit more.
thee great one
02-22-2009, 09:59 PM
He is suppose to have my babies.
This has not happened yet.
He'd better do it soon or it will be time for SCIENCE!
Your SCIENCE! was suppose to help and it failed. Failed like all your other bastard children.
Gemini
02-22-2009, 11:09 PM
Science is like the guy who stands up in the theatre and ruins the movie by telling you the ending
moral orel reference!
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