Dear E - The Advice from E Thread
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Hibiki
Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
Dear E,
I am a young woman of 21 and a legal drinker. However, that has nothing to do with the advice I seek. you see, i was recently infracted for saying some obscure things about a certain artist. He is awful. I would compare him with your hate for Card. How can i better express my feelings without getting infracted and seeming like a complete douche? Is there a loophole, and if not, how much do I pay to bribe you? Paypal?
yours truly,
bagley rocks
I am a young woman of 21 and a legal drinker. However, that has nothing to do with the advice I seek. you see, i was recently infracted for saying some obscure things about a certain artist. He is awful. I would compare him with your hate for Card. How can i better express my feelings without getting infracted and seeming like a complete douche? Is there a loophole, and if not, how much do I pay to bribe you? Paypal?
yours truly,
bagley rocks
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
Doom did it first. And better. 8)
Joe Kalicki
Well-Known Member
I did it first, and best of all.
ourchair
Well-Known Member
Ourchair could do it even better than all of you.
Wait, what are we talking about again?
Wait, what are we talking about again?
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
True, until everyone else ****ed things up
Planet-man
Well-Known Member
I'm a cronic procrastinator, especially when it comes to homework. How should I overcome this?
Lynx
Well-Known Member
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
I too desperately need help in this
Joe Kalicki
Well-Known Member
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
If I wasn't on here I would be somewhere else wasting my time
Hibiki
Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
porncentral?
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! SHE'S A WITCH!
Very simple; you're talking about Howard Chaykin. Nobody likes Howard Chaykin. So all you have to do is say "Howard Chaykin" and people will know exactly what you're talking about.
It's kind of like taking the Lord's name in vain. Howard Chaykin!
If you are a daydreamer, start thinking about life will be like if you fail high school (or college, your pick). Think of a life in a cardboard box, sitting in a puddle of your own urine. Think of Joe Kalicki stabbing you, because he does that to bums.
I will always remember you, because I think it is funny you call yourself marvel"man".
Bass
Nexus of the World
Dear E,
How did you become so awesome at giving advice?
Sincerely,
Bass
PS: I like Howard Chaykin. Should I just give up on my future and wait for Kalicki's knife?
How did you become so awesome at giving advice?
Sincerely,
Bass
PS: I like Howard Chaykin. Should I just give up on my future and wait for Kalicki's knife?
I'm not sure. I guess I was just born with the gift.
And you don't really like Howard Chaykin. You are just being disagreeable.
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
Dear E,
Bacon-N-Eggs Betty tends to leave my back looking like Alex Ross's Batman.
What do you suggest to help keep my skin smooth and scar-free?
Love,
Doom
Bacon-N-Eggs Betty tends to leave my back looking like Alex Ross's Batman.
What do you suggest to help keep my skin smooth and scar-free?
Love,
Doom
Bass
Nexus of the World
Dear E,
Are you sure "Gift" is the right choice of word?
Also - I do like Howard Chaykin.
Sincerely,
Twipple McStanley
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
The advice of TOG would be legendary.
Every answer would involve blasting taft in the 3rd person.
Dear E.
Can you really go blind?
Love
Tog.
