Do You Know The Muffin Man? Better Yet....Have You Seen The Muffin Man?

Victor Von Doom

Fist of teh Internets.
Well.......have you?



We miss you Caduceus.


Well at least 6 of us do. I'm fairly certain the countless others you've made cry are still doing their little sombrero dances of joy.






MUFFINS!!!!!




Muffins? :cry:
 

Hibiki

Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
omg, i was just thinking that like a few hours ago. I said to myself, "where did cad go?"
 

ProjectX2

Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
He's on MSN regularly. He's busy writing thousand page essays and being a rock and roll research scientist.
 

E

Moderator
Excelsior Club
Cad is too mature to read comics.

I don't think he's too mature to stumble through the street in a drunken stupor though.
 

Jaggyd

The member formerly known as skotti-chan
The Muffin Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin
Research Kitchen . . .
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
And brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. . .
He turns to us and speaks:
"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one
Care less for them!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
of a fully charged icing anointment utensil
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk yuk.
let's try that again . . .!)
He pools forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin
of his own design.
Later he says: "Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively,
While I myself say there is not nor ought there be
Nothing so exalted on the face of God's great earth
As that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!"

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin'
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin'
 
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Ultimate Houde

UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
He finally woke up from a drunken stupor on a new continent. Right now he's hitchhiking back to his house

Or you could read E's first post

Moron
 

Caduceus

The Original Muffins Man
I think Cad vs E should be changed to Cad vs E (E won).
I'm pretty sure telling lies about who won what is perfect justification for me to ban you.

I got bored after reading through like, 4 pages of the 16,000 posts so summarize it for me. Ice got a credit card, TOG got a fine and Ourchair escaped mysteriously unscathed from Interpol. Dare I hope that one of Houde's clones has actually eaten him alive and is posting with the remnants of his fingers?
 

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