Puma Is Gay For Spider-Man: An Essay In Pictures

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There's only one tiny thing that Puma has forgotten to consider in all his attempts to woo Spider-Man...


Spider-Man is married.
Puma should be very excited about his prospects since the events of One More Day.
 

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At the Ultimate Central wiki, TwilightEL called this a "landmark essay" with "(Nobel prize pending.)" and E called it "Post of the Year, and the greatest thing this site has seen since xCurlyy." Doom dubbed it "Loki Manifesto 2008"

Today, I bump it... because "Puma is Gay for Spider-Man: An Essay in Pictures," celebrates its one year anniversary!
And here I thought you were ambivalent about the greatest UC Member. Crafty Asians.

Puma should be very excited about his prospects since the events of One More Day.
I heard Jackpot was really a clone of Puma.
 

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Well I don't think Puma is going to be very happy about this.
 

moonmaster

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I saw it yesterday. I cackled in the office for about a whole half hour.
Did you actually watch either of the videos? I want to know why Spider-Man just lied there the whole time. Did the Flash drug him? Can you give someone a BJ while they're sedated? (I'm asking you, specifically, since I'm sure you know the answer to that question.)
 

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Did you actually watch either of the videos? I want to know why Spider-Man just lied there the whole time. Did the Flash drug him? Can you give someone a BJ while they're sedated? (I'm asking you, specifically, since I'm sure you know the answer to that question.)
I watched both videos but only partway --- about a minute's worth of footage each --- and it had me in stitches so I had to stop playing it or die laughing.
 

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This needs to be in the museum.
 

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