The Anti-Mod Thread

ProjectX2

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This is a thread where you can hopefully say things about the mods behind their backs.

Hopefully.
 

thee great one

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This thread will be deleted in a instant so lets make use of it while we can.

Ice is cold
E has a big nose
Cad is not Sinister.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh BBBBuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn.
 

ProjectX2

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If they delete it, that means they're scared.

That's right *******s, squirrels aren't the only things that give you nightmares now.

It's me.
 

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Who deleted the obscene remarks between OC and myself in his Fanart thread? Eff you too.

And when this all gets deleted, does it still count twords my post count, or do they get removed?
 

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Nope, the mods aren't watching this at all. We don't even know it exists. Nope. Uh-uh. Definitely no.
 

ProjectX2

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I told you they were unaware!
 

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The Mods suck for so many reasons.

1. Ice is as cold as ice, which is a Foreigner song, and they suck.
2. Cad is actually, not a "cad" nor is he a "caduceus" and thus a liar.
3. Ultimate E is not ultimate.
4. Ice... do I need a reason?
5. Same applies for Cad.
6. Ultimate E too.
7. Ice likes Chinamen (he told me so).
8. Cad is a giant kiwi bird.
9. Ultimate E is actually a small porcelain bust.
10. Ice has no balls.
11. Cad, despite being a cute little yellow kiwi bird, has no bow and arrow.
12. The "A" on Ultimate E's head does not stand for America.
13. Ice does have testicles, but not any kind of sports balls. Just to clarify.
14. Cad, without a bow and arrow, cannot therfore, save all his kiwi friends.
15. E's "A" stands for "I need a battle-damaged Anakin... for my son."
16. Ice is the worst defense attorney on the planet.
17. Cad has a red diamond on his head, but beats up Hindus for a living.
18. Ultimate E pretends he has a family so we think he's cool.
19. Ice can't accept Rhona Burchill is the Ultimate Mad Thinker.
20. Cad can't accept he is a danish kiwi.
21. Ultimate E can't accept that he'll never get his Anakin... for his son.
22. Ice isn't me.
23. Cad isn't me.
24. Ultimate E isn't me.
25. Ice can't go near a flame, and therefore is a terrible cook.
26. Cad is too close to Switzerland to be cool.
27. E's heirarchy of mods is based on how few letters are in their nicknames.
28. Er... Ice sucks.
29. So does Cad.
30. E sucks too.
31. Ice has never said "inter-web" before.
32. Cad doesn't understand why "inter-web" is a cool thing to say.
33. E has said "inter-web".
34. Ice is not completely capricious in his opinions.
35. Cad makes sense from time to time.
36. E is not completely unreasonable towards every infraction on the boards.
37. Ice is not me.
38. Cad is not me.
39. E is not me.
40. Ice's l33t skllz are inferior.
41. Cad doesn't know what l33t means.
42. E's l33t skllz are so good, that that have become gay once more.
43. Ice is still as cold as ice, and he's willing to sacrifice love.
44. Cad walks around in hospitals, pretending to be a patch on uniforms.
45. E has many things that will succeed him, such as his imaginary children.
46. Ice doesn't own any Adam Hughes comics or covers.
47. Cad thinks muffins are an art form.
48. E thinks music is a fad.
49. None of them would think to create a list as cool as this by themselves.
50. They don't even know this thread exists.

And that was just off the top of my head.

And with that, I bid a fond farewell to this board, due to my imminent banning.
 

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My God! Moonmaster must've hacked in as me and made that horrific post in my name! I am mortified! I would never say such a thing like the above thread! I mean, I'd never, ever say that Ice is as cold as ice, which is a Foreigner song, and they suck, Cad is actually, not a "cad" nor is he a "caduceus" and thus a liar, Ultimate E is not ultimate, Ice... do I need a reason?, Same applies for Cad, Ultimate E too, Ice likes Chinamen (he told me so), Cad is a giant kiwi bird, Ultimate E is actually a small porcelain bust, Ice has no balls, Cad, despite being a cute little yellow kiwi bird, has no bow and arrow, The "A" on Ultimate E's head does not stand for America, Ice does have testicles, but not any kind of sports balls. Just to clarify, Cad, without a bow and arrow, cannot therfore, save all his kiwi friends, E's "A" stands for "I need a battle-damaged Anakin... for my son.", Ice is the worst defense attorney on the planet, Cad has a red diamond on his head, but beats up Hindus for a living, Ultimate E pretends he has a family so we think he's cool, Ice can't accept Rhona Burchill is the Ultimate Mad Thinker, Cad can't accept he is a danish kiwi, Ultimate E can't accept that he'll never get his Anakin... for his son, Ice isn't me, Cad isn't me, Ultimate E isn't me, Ice can't go near a flame, and therefore is a terrible cook, Cad is too close to Switzerland to be cool, E's heirarchy of mods is based on how few letters are in their nicknames, Er... Ice sucks, So does Cad, E sucks too, Ice has never said "inter-web" before, Cad doesn't understand why "inter-web" is a cool thing to say, E has said "inter-web", Ice is not completely capricious in his opinions, Cad makes sense from time to time, E is not completely unreasonable towards every infraction on the boards, Ice is not me, Cad is not me, E is not me, Ice's l33t skllz are inferior, Cad doesn't know what l33t means, E's l33t skllz are so good, that that have become gay once more, Ice is still as cold as ice, and he's willing to sacrifice love, Cad walks around in hospitals, pretending to be a patch on uniforms, E has many things that will succeed him, such as his imaginary children, Ice doesn't own any Adam Hughes comics or covers, Cad thinks muffins are an art form, E thinks music is a fad, None of them would think to create a list as cool as this by themselves, and I'd also never say that they don't even know this thread exists.

I'd just never say any of that. Tsk. Tsk. Obviously this is a plot by Mooney (and TGO, why not) to get me banned.

And Project too. He's involved.
 

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Bass said:
1. Ice is as cold as ice, which is a Foreigner song, and they suck.

Hmm...this is true. Now I'm questioning whether or not Ice deserves his mod-ship.

Bass said:
9. Ultimate E is actually a small porcelain bust.

I'm medium sized, thank you.

Bass said:
12. The "A" on Ultimate E's head does not stand for America.

You think this "A" stands for France?!

Bass said:
15. E's "A" stands for "I need a battle-damaged Anakin... for my son."

It's true!

Bass said:
21. Ultimate E can't accept that he'll never get his Anakin... for his son.

Bought one on eBay last night - BOOYAH.

Bass said:
24. Ultimate E isn't me.

Whew.

Bass said:
48. E thinks music is a fad.

No, I said PHONES were a fad. Edison was a hack.
 

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Bass said:
The Mods suck for so many reasons.

1. Ice is as cold as ice, which is a Foreigner song, and they suck.
2. Cad is actually, not a "cad" nor is he a "caduceus" and thus a liar.
3. Ultimate E is not ultimate.
4. Ice... do I need a reason?
5. Same applies for Cad.
6. Ultimate E too.
7. Ice likes Chinamen (he told me so).
8. Cad is a giant kiwi bird.
9. Ultimate E is actually a small porcelain bust.
10. Ice has no balls.
11. Cad, despite being a cute little yellow kiwi bird, has no bow and arrow.
12. The "A" on Ultimate E's head does not stand for America.
13. Ice does have testicles, but not any kind of sports balls. Just to clarify.
14. Cad, without a bow and arrow, cannot therfore, save all his kiwi friends.
15. E's "A" stands for "I need a battle-damaged Anakin... for my son."
16. Ice is the worst defense attorney on the planet.
17. Cad has a red diamond on his head, but beats up Hindus for a living.
18. Ultimate E pretends he has a family so we think he's cool.
19. Ice can't accept Rhona Burchill is the Ultimate Mad Thinker.
20. Cad can't accept he is a danish kiwi.
21. Ultimate E can't accept that he'll never get his Anakin... for his son.
22. Ice isn't me.
23. Cad isn't me.
24. Ultimate E isn't me.
25. Ice can't go near a flame, and therefore is a terrible cook.
26. Cad is too close to Switzerland to be cool.
27. E's heirarchy of mods is based on how few letters are in their nicknames.
28. Er... Ice sucks.
29. So does Cad.
30. E sucks too.
31. Ice has never said "inter-web" before.
32. Cad doesn't understand why "inter-web" is a cool thing to say.
33. E has said "inter-web".
34. Ice is not completely capricious in his opinions.
35. Cad makes sense from time to time.
36. E is not completely unreasonable towards every infraction on the boards.
37. Ice is not me.
38. Cad is not me.
39. E is not me.
40. Ice's l33t skllz are inferior.
41. Cad doesn't know what l33t means.
42. E's l33t skllz are so good, that that have become gay once more.
43. Ice is still as cold as ice, and he's willing to sacrifice love.
44. Cad walks around in hospitals, pretending to be a patch on uniforms.
45. E has many things that will succeed him, such as his imaginary children.
46. Ice doesn't own any Adam Hughes comics or covers.
47. Cad thinks muffins are an art form.
48. E thinks music is a fad.
49. None of them would think to create a list as cool as this by themselves.
50. They don't even know this thread exists.

And that was just off the top of my head.

And with that, I bid a fond farewell to this board, due to my imminent banning.


:lol: All great points Bass eerrrr.....i mean moonmaster/TGO/Proj
 

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Bass said:
The Mods suck for so many reasons.

1. Ice is as cold as ice, which is a Foreigner song, and they suck.
2. Cad is actually, not a "cad" nor is he a "caduceus" and thus a liar.
3. Ultimate E is not ultimate.
4. Ice... do I need a reason?
5. Same applies for Cad.
6. Ultimate E too.
7. Ice likes Chinamen (he told me so).
8. Cad is a giant kiwi bird.
9. Ultimate E is actually a small porcelain bust.
10. Ice has no balls.
11. Cad, despite being a cute little yellow kiwi bird, has no bow and arrow.
12. The "A" on Ultimate E's head does not stand for America.
13. Ice does have testicles, but not any kind of sports balls. Just to clarify.
14. Cad, without a bow and arrow, cannot therfore, save all his kiwi friends.
15. E's "A" stands for "I need a battle-damaged Anakin... for my son."
16. Ice is the worst defense attorney on the planet.
17. Cad has a red diamond on his head, but beats up Hindus for a living.
18. Ultimate E pretends he has a family so we think he's cool.
19. Ice can't accept Rhona Burchill is the Ultimate Mad Thinker.
20. Cad can't accept he is a danish kiwi.
21. Ultimate E can't accept that he'll never get his Anakin... for his son.
22. Ice isn't me.
23. Cad isn't me.
24. Ultimate E isn't me.
25. Ice can't go near a flame, and therefore is a terrible cook.
26. Cad is too close to Switzerland to be cool.
27. E's heirarchy of mods is based on how few letters are in their nicknames.
28. Er... Ice sucks.
29. So does Cad.
30. E sucks too.
31. Ice has never said "inter-web" before.
32. Cad doesn't understand why "inter-web" is a cool thing to say.
33. E has said "inter-web".
34. Ice is not completely capricious in his opinions.
35. Cad makes sense from time to time.
36. E is not completely unreasonable towards every infraction on the boards.
37. Ice is not me.
38. Cad is not me.
39. E is not me.
40. Ice's l33t skllz are inferior.
41. Cad doesn't know what l33t means.
42. E's l33t skllz are so good, that that have become gay once more.
43. Ice is still as cold as ice, and he's willing to sacrifice love.
44. Cad walks around in hospitals, pretending to be a patch on uniforms.
45. E has many things that will succeed him, such as his imaginary children.
46. Ice doesn't own any Adam Hughes comics or covers.
47. Cad thinks muffins are an art form.
48. E thinks music is a fad.
49. None of them would think to create a list as cool as this by themselves.
50. They don't even know this thread exists.

And that was just off the top of my head.

And with that, I bid a fond farewell to this board, due to my imminent banning.

.......thats pretty comprehensive.
 

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Johnny Bravo said:
.......thats pretty comprehensive.

No! It's redundant and uninformative!

Bass said:
The Mods suck for so many reasons.
28. Er... Ice sucks.
29. So does Cad.
30. E sucks too.

Bass said:
22. Ice isn't me.
23. Cad isn't me.
24. Ultimate E isn't me.
37. Ice is not me.
38. Cad is not me.
39. E is not me.

Comprehensive?! Puh-leeze.
 

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