ProjectX2
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This is a thread where you can hopefully say things about the mods behind their backs.
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
Bass said:1. Ice is as cold as ice, which is a Foreigner song, and they suck.
Bass said:9. Ultimate E is actually a small porcelain bust.
Bass said:12. The "A" on Ultimate E's head does not stand for America.
Bass said:15. E's "A" stands for "I need a battle-damaged Anakin... for my son."
Bass said:21. Ultimate E can't accept that he'll never get his Anakin... for his son.
Bass said:24. Ultimate E isn't me.
Bass said:48. E thinks music is a fad.
Bass said:The Mods suck for so many reasons.
1. Ice is as cold as ice, which is a Foreigner song, and they suck.
2. Cad is actually, not a "cad" nor is he a "caduceus" and thus a liar.
3. Ultimate E is not ultimate.
4. Ice... do I need a reason?
5. Same applies for Cad.
6. Ultimate E too.
7. Ice likes Chinamen (he told me so).
8. Cad is a giant kiwi bird.
9. Ultimate E is actually a small porcelain bust.
10. Ice has no balls.
11. Cad, despite being a cute little yellow kiwi bird, has no bow and arrow.
12. The "A" on Ultimate E's head does not stand for America.
13. Ice does have testicles, but not any kind of sports balls. Just to clarify.
14. Cad, without a bow and arrow, cannot therfore, save all his kiwi friends.
15. E's "A" stands for "I need a battle-damaged Anakin... for my son."
16. Ice is the worst defense attorney on the planet.
17. Cad has a red diamond on his head, but beats up Hindus for a living.
18. Ultimate E pretends he has a family so we think he's cool.
19. Ice can't accept Rhona Burchill is the Ultimate Mad Thinker.
20. Cad can't accept he is a danish kiwi.
21. Ultimate E can't accept that he'll never get his Anakin... for his son.
22. Ice isn't me.
23. Cad isn't me.
24. Ultimate E isn't me.
25. Ice can't go near a flame, and therefore is a terrible cook.
26. Cad is too close to Switzerland to be cool.
27. E's heirarchy of mods is based on how few letters are in their nicknames.
28. Er... Ice sucks.
29. So does Cad.
30. E sucks too.
31. Ice has never said "inter-web" before.
32. Cad doesn't understand why "inter-web" is a cool thing to say.
33. E has said "inter-web".
34. Ice is not completely capricious in his opinions.
35. Cad makes sense from time to time.
36. E is not completely unreasonable towards every infraction on the boards.
37. Ice is not me.
38. Cad is not me.
39. E is not me.
40. Ice's l33t skllz are inferior.
41. Cad doesn't know what l33t means.
42. E's l33t skllz are so good, that that have become gay once more.
43. Ice is still as cold as ice, and he's willing to sacrifice love.
44. Cad walks around in hospitals, pretending to be a patch on uniforms.
45. E has many things that will succeed him, such as his imaginary children.
46. Ice doesn't own any Adam Hughes comics or covers.
47. Cad thinks muffins are an art form.
48. E thinks music is a fad.
49. None of them would think to create a list as cool as this by themselves.
50. They don't even know this thread exists.
And that was just off the top of my head.
And with that, I bid a fond farewell to this board, due to my imminent banning.
Bass said:The Mods suck for so many reasons.
1. Ice is as cold as ice, which is a Foreigner song, and they suck.
2. Cad is actually, not a "cad" nor is he a "caduceus" and thus a liar.
3. Ultimate E is not ultimate.
4. Ice... do I need a reason?
5. Same applies for Cad.
6. Ultimate E too.
7. Ice likes Chinamen (he told me so).
8. Cad is a giant kiwi bird.
9. Ultimate E is actually a small porcelain bust.
10. Ice has no balls.
11. Cad, despite being a cute little yellow kiwi bird, has no bow and arrow.
12. The "A" on Ultimate E's head does not stand for America.
13. Ice does have testicles, but not any kind of sports balls. Just to clarify.
14. Cad, without a bow and arrow, cannot therfore, save all his kiwi friends.
15. E's "A" stands for "I need a battle-damaged Anakin... for my son."
16. Ice is the worst defense attorney on the planet.
17. Cad has a red diamond on his head, but beats up Hindus for a living.
18. Ultimate E pretends he has a family so we think he's cool.
19. Ice can't accept Rhona Burchill is the Ultimate Mad Thinker.
20. Cad can't accept he is a danish kiwi.
21. Ultimate E can't accept that he'll never get his Anakin... for his son.
22. Ice isn't me.
23. Cad isn't me.
24. Ultimate E isn't me.
25. Ice can't go near a flame, and therefore is a terrible cook.
26. Cad is too close to Switzerland to be cool.
27. E's heirarchy of mods is based on how few letters are in their nicknames.
28. Er... Ice sucks.
29. So does Cad.
30. E sucks too.
31. Ice has never said "inter-web" before.
32. Cad doesn't understand why "inter-web" is a cool thing to say.
33. E has said "inter-web".
34. Ice is not completely capricious in his opinions.
35. Cad makes sense from time to time.
36. E is not completely unreasonable towards every infraction on the boards.
37. Ice is not me.
38. Cad is not me.
39. E is not me.
40. Ice's l33t skllz are inferior.
41. Cad doesn't know what l33t means.
42. E's l33t skllz are so good, that that have become gay once more.
43. Ice is still as cold as ice, and he's willing to sacrifice love.
44. Cad walks around in hospitals, pretending to be a patch on uniforms.
45. E has many things that will succeed him, such as his imaginary children.
46. Ice doesn't own any Adam Hughes comics or covers.
47. Cad thinks muffins are an art form.
48. E thinks music is a fad.
49. None of them would think to create a list as cool as this by themselves.
50. They don't even know this thread exists.
And that was just off the top of my head.
And with that, I bid a fond farewell to this board, due to my imminent banning.
UltimateE said:Hmm...this is true. Now I'm questioning whether or not Ice deserves his mod-ship.
Johnny Bravo said:.......thats pretty comprehensive.
Bass said:The Mods suck for so many reasons.
28. Er... Ice sucks.
29. So does Cad.
30. E sucks too.
Bass said:22. Ice isn't me.
23. Cad isn't me.
24. Ultimate E isn't me.
37. Ice is not me.
38. Cad is not me.
39. E is not me.
UltimateE said:No! It's redundant and uninformative!Comprehensive?! Puh-leeze.
I actually meantthats comprehensive
You have no friends.
ultimatedjf said:I'm not against the mods! Cuz of them, I'm now Super-Human!!!! See my subnic?!?!?!?! :crazy: