It has come to my attention that a certain TwilightEL has developed a lust for Lamas.
Llamas have llazors and they're fluffier than camels.Bull ****ing ****, what can llama's do? Survive in a rocky area? Big deal, goats can do that, goats. Can goats survive in the harshest deserts of the world? No they can't, but camels can. Therefor camels win.
I like camels because of their humps. You know, like that Black Eyed Peas song.Llamas have llazors and they're fluffier than camels.
I love llamas and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I've seen a few llama farms around here, but more emu farms.When I was growing up in the wild mountainous region of Colorado there was a gas station we used to go to that had a llama fenced in behind it, kind of like in Napoleon Dynamite. It was always a thrill to see it.
Well that does explain her height, and her adeptness at talking jive.New revelations!
Twi may look like a 15 year old girl, but beneath that there's a lama with a monkey on his shoulders. "Sure, Panda! We know that already!" you might be saying. But there's more.
Peel off the lama-with-a-monkey-on-his-shoulder costume and you'll find, beneath that, she's really just Martin Lawrence.