My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
Plus, her inordinate love for fat suits.Well that does explain her height, and her adeptness at talking jive.
I tried to tell her at the last UC Christmas party that she just didn't fit the body type for drunk Santa. For one, she wasn't drunk enough. She was just ****ed up on whippets. Way to give Santa Claus a bad name!
Edit: HOLY ****! THERE'S A SMILEY FACE FROM NOWHERE! CONSPIRACY!