E vs. Superman
E threatens to burn his comic collection, and shut down the site, unless Superman surrenders. Not wanting to be complicit in such a tragedy, the Man of Steel commits suicide by mainlining a lethal dose of liquid green kryptonite.
Ice vs. Batman
Ice uses his mod powers to ban Batman from reality permanently. Since bans are not publically discussed, he refuses to address the matter. He sure has
cojones!
Seldes Katne vs. Wonder Woman
Seldes makes a compromise deal with the Calculator to acquire the cosmic super-weapon known as the Pen of Destiny. She uses it to deliberately write a fan-fic that traps Wonder Woman permanently in Hypertime, in which an infinite number of versions of the character battle it out for all eternity for the status of the "definitive" Wonder Woman.
TOG vs. Flash
Flash merrily runs along, until he notices an odd meat smell. Following it to its source, he finds a weeping man, threatening to kill himself. As he stops to listen to the man's tales of woe, he fails to realize that it's a trap -- the odd fellow is tying his shoelaces together. Flash trips over at Mach 1 speed, knocking him out. TOG takes him home, and makes him pose for incriminating photographs that makes it appear like he fell off his bed. Demoralized, Flash chooses to kill himself instead.
Dr. Strangefate vs. Zatanna
The Good Doctor casts an irreversible
xes egnahc spell on Zatanna, while she is using a public bathroom. When she gets arrested for indecency, DSF masquerades as her legal counsel. At the cost of her pride, she negotiates with him for an antidote spell, conceding defeat.
MwoF vs. Green Arrow
MwoF initially offers a truce to GA, and gets drunk with him. Once the Mayor is good and tipsy, he surprises him by smashing a beer bottle over his head.
Houde vs. The Atom
Houde successfully convinces The Atom that he has the same powers, and offers to race him to see who can shrink faster, in an empirically-measured challenge, natch. As soon as the Atom shrinks, Houde swats him like a fly, using his gorilla hands.
Lil Kis vs. Aquaman
"you're fish food, big boi!!1!" *CHOMP*
Shark attack!!!
