What kind of Green Lantern story would Jeph Loeb tell?

[Zombipanda]

So, I thought this was funny when I read it in the South Beach Comic Con transcript, and then I saw Proj made it his quote.

"I don't know if I could tell a better Green Lantern story than Geoff is telling."

Honestly, the thought is breathtaking. But it begs the question.... What kind of Green Lantern story would Jeph Loeb tell? We all know it would be ball-scorching, bad-to-the-boner awesome, but what nature of story would it be? What would happen?

 

[Gemini]

I'll get the rape whistle

 

[ProjectX2]

Green Lantern: Green.

 

[Bass]

If only Mr Loeb had thought like that when he was asked to write anything else he's ever written.

 

[DIrishB]

Oh, this thread is gonna be good.

*makes popcorn*

 

[Ultimate Houde]

He would add a Red Lantern, who goes around punching people.

 

[E]

Green Lantern: Green.

Brilliant.

 

[Captain Canuck]

Green Lantern: Green.

hahaha
you beat me to it!

How about a Green Lantern/Sinestro Team up

I used to look up to him
He once looked up to me

Then he betrayed us.
Then I betrayed them.

I was his prize pupil
Even as a trainee he was an excellent lantern

But now...
But then...

I too fell.
Fear overtook him.

But if I was able to come back...
I bet he thinks he can turn me.

We're so similar
He and I aren't so different

Any yet so much alike
And yet, we are different

 

[mike3717]

hahaha
you beat me to it!

How about a Green Lantern/Sinestro Team up

I used to look up to him
He once looked up to me

Then he betrayed us.
Then I betrayed them.

I was his prize pupil
Even as a trainee he was an excellent lantern

But now...
But then...

I too fell.
Fear overtook him.

But if I was able to come back...
I bet he thinks he can turn me.

We're so similar
He and I aren't so different

Any yet so much alike
And yet, we are different

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[McCheese]

hahaha
you beat me to it!

How about a green lantern/sinestro team up

i used to look up to him
he once looked up to me

then he betrayed us.
then i betrayed them.

i was his prize pupil
even as a trainee he was an excellent lantern

but now...
but then...

i too fell.
fear overtook him.

but if i was able to come back...
i bet he thinks he can turn me.

we're so similar
he and i aren't so different

any yet so much alike
and yet, we are different

potd

 

[Zombipanda]

hahaha
you beat me to it!

How about a Green Lantern/Sinestro Team up

I used to look up to him
He once looked up to me

Then he betrayed us.
Then I betrayed them.

I was his prize pupil
Even as a trainee he was an excellent lantern

But now...
But then...

I too fell.
Fear overtook him.

But if I was able to come back...
I bet he thinks he can turn me.

We're so similar
He and I aren't so different

Any yet so much alike
And yet, we are different

Hah. You're my new favorite member.



I'm also proud of you, thread. You're growing into a strong, handsome man of a topic.

 

[DIrishB]

I'm also proud of you, thread. You're growing into a strong, handsome man of a topic.

Adding Loeb to a thread title on this site is like giving anabolic steroids to a silverback gorilla.

 

[Zombipanda]

Adding Loeb to a thread title on this site is like giving anabolic steroids to a silverback gorilla.

What a wonderful idea.

Someone call the Houde-Phone!

 

[DIrishB]

What a wonderful idea.

Someone call the Houde-Phone!

But the amped up silverback is humping it. And I'm not brave enough to come between a juiced up gorilla and its hump target.

Call Loeb.

 

[Captain Canuck]

Hah. You're my new favorite member.

wow...
who was the old favourite?

you just got outed by a Canadian!

But the amped up silverback is humping it. And I'm not brave enough to come between a juiced up gorilla and its hump target.

see, now THAT sounds like a Loeb storyline.

 

[fenway]

Green Lantern: Green.

I'm late on this train, but I CAN'T let this go without saying how 'economically hilarious' this is.

With three words, you've surpassed anything Loeb COULD write. Actually, I after looking at the titles of his 'colour' books, I always think of Loeb as 'master of the colon'.

 

[ProjectX2]

Thanks. It took me three months.

 

[fenway]

EQUALLY Hilarious!!

Tell you what - I'll draw some kid-cartoony art, we'll make 5 variant covers per issue, charge $3.99, then laugh and party all the way to the bank (located in the creative graveyard)

 

[Bass]

He would add a Red Lantern, who goes around punching people.

I assume that he would be called Rantern. At least, he would by G'Nort, "Rook over rhere! Rit's the Red Rantern!" "Zoiks! Let's get outta here!" screamed Hal as he saw his franchise implode.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

He'd probably make an origin story where Hal Jordan was a descendant of the Lupine race. Then he'd yell "Romulus!" at the end.

Was I the only one who bought that arc? Incidentally it was one of the last comics I bought. Loeb; What a *****.