Weird Dreams

[ProjectX2]

I had a dream last night where I was running home in the dark. I had a torch and I had to use it to see where I was going. I was running along a path with a small piece of land on the left and water on the right. As I ran, the torch would reveal many animals: possums, kiwis (hanging from trees?), lizards. At one point there was also a giraffe. I started to run faster and faster because it felt like all of these animals were going to kill me. I slow down when the torch reveals the biggest crocodile I have ever seen lying on the path in front of me. There are a few smaller ones in the water next to me too. I can either try and sneak past them quietly or run as fast as I can and hope they don't get me.

Then I woke up. What does it all mean?!

 

[Planet-man]

That you live in Australia.

 

[Gothamite]

Had this amazingly vivid dream last night. For some reason, I had my hands on an Aston Martin DB5 and was driving it around. Then I carried it out through my back garden (because apparently it was small enough), at which point I was transported into a sort of pastiche of the Brosnan Bond films. I was in the Q Boat from The World is Not Enough being chased by Trevelyan from GoldenEye (who was being played by Brosnan for some reason, or someone who looked a lot like him) in the water, in Iceland from Die Another Day. He was shooting missiles at me, but I was able to dodge them, because his aiming reticles showed up on the screen like in a video game. Soon enough, my boat was destroyed (and I even said 'Q's not gonna' like this!') and I had to swim the edge of a waterfall and jump off.

When I jumped over the side, it was incredibly realistic, except I wasn't in Iceland anymore, I was somewhere a lot hotter and it was amazing plummeting down. Near the end, I remembered that I was wearing the jet-pack from Thunderball and I gently rocketed down to safety, where one of my friends from primary school was having her 21st.

It was a lot more like a child's kind of birthday party, with lots of different types of cookies and treats (feet upon feet of liquorice). For some reason, a couple of us were watching the first episode of Star Trek: Enterprise 'Broken Bow', where T'Pol was trying to get off with three different guys on the ship. Finally, she was just about to start making out with Trip Tucker (the actual guy she ended up with on the show) and suddenly, Christopher Reeve Superman appeared on the ship, with one of the security officers, because there was something seriously wrong with the ship. Reeve was wearing an awesome version of the suit with an S that was like a cross between the 1939 S and the one from Superman Returns. The rest of the suit was more or less the same, except that for some reason, it seemed silver when you looked at it up close, even though it was still clearly a deep blue from far away. I remember remarking that it must have been a stand-in with CR's face CGI'd on and how could Paramount get away with using Superman on Star Trek? The resident Trekkie there (some guy in his early 30s who I didn't recognise) said that they got around it by crediting him as 'S' and never referring to him as Superman on the show.

Anyway, just as we were about to sing Happy Birthday (which was a weird contemporary version) I noticed that I had at least twenty feet of liquorice wrapped around my left wrist and I couldn't get it off. The dream ended soon after that.

 

[ProjectX2]

I'm driving with Matt Smith (Doctor Who) and an unknown female to a party. I point out a giant Hollywood-style sign in the distance, which is apparently a title of a movie. We begin to impersonate characters from the movie and make jokes about how terrible it is. For some reason, Samuel L. Jackson is fed up with the movies his wife keeps renting and I say, "Not Pulp Fiction again, mother****er!" and everyone laughs.

I turn off and arrive at a beach. Suddenly, the unknown female in my car has become my mother, who is also now a seal. There is now a sense of urgency to the dream: I have to get her to water (but not the ocean for some reason). I try to maneuver the car past the people on the beach. At one point, a giant killer whale stops in front of me. I manage to get to the end of the beach and Matt Smith and I grab my seal mother and rush her into a building.

We enter a room with a pool and immediately slide her along the ground and into it. Both of us then jump into the pool too. There are a bunch of people I don't know swimming but I think my sister was there. At one point Matt Smith and my seal mother vanish and I am left alone with all these strangers in a pool in the middle of nowhere.

Huh.

 

[ultimatedjf]

This is because you watched INCEPTION the night before.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

The last weird dream I had was like 3 years ago and dealt with random places in a house I've never been to whilst being followed by a komodo dragon-like lizard. And it was orange; like an eye-hurting orange. And I was wearing Jordan's. i never wear anything more expensive than chucks, except for my workboots.

 

[Planet-man]

Two nights ago in my dream Paul Giamatti had this video on YouTube where he used makeup and latex to transform himself into this really hot 20-something girl. Like, hot enough to lust over, while shaking your head in amazement that this is somehow Paul Giamatti.

Last night I dreamt I was in this Stephen King story where I was a writer played by John Cusack, who was trapped with an abrasive, Doug Stanhope-esque writer played by Tim Robbins, in this complex by Darth Vader where we'd have to climb up, through, and around the complex to reach this high point at the top of a tree somewhere and be released. This went on for like an hour in dream-time, with Vader and his goons taunting us, frequent falls and setbacks and an uneasy friendship with Tim Robbins' character, who eventually fell into an abyss and apparently died. Eventually, after yet another fall all the way the bottom, I started climbing the tree directly(instead of using ledges and bars and stuff around the outside of the building). The complex was sort of combined with my house now and the tree was out front growing out of part of the neighbour's porch.

I may have been wearing parts of a Darth Vader costume too in this part, and as I climb I'm getting covered in tiny twigs and sap. Vader and his soldiers, most of whom are female, start almost-mockingly making a big deal over how I'm getting really close; "Look for the mark of Rodney's spot where he set the last record!" they say while I climb past a mark on the tree where a previous, presumably-dead guy made it the highest anyone has so far. The tree is bending and listing and the branches keep getting thinner but I keep climbing as quickly as I can as Vader's excitement seems to turn to worry that I might actually make it, the troops seem preparing to sabotage me but I make it and grab the top of the tree trunk.... and wake up.

 

[Ice]

I had a dream where I was taking a practice test based on the real one for my drivers license, but it was all about comic books. So I went, "Im so going to pass this test! Woohoo!!"

Then I woke up, saddened to realize no drivers test will be about comics. :cry:

 

[Grocer Man]

A while back I had a nightmare about a genie trying to kill me. Somehow I had pissed off an evil wizard, and he had ordered his genie slave to kill me. Said genie was actually pretty nice and didn't want to work for the wizard, and had some suicidal tendencies. At some point, I found out that she was the only genie still in the service of a human: the king of genies had made a bargain with the evil wizard by agreeing to sell his daughter into slavery if every other genie was given their freedom.

I tried to free her by destroying the ring that bound her, but the wizard revealed that I had just dug my own grave and doomed her: a genie could only be freed with permission by the owner. As such, since the owner couldn't give her any new orders but she was still enslaved, she was going to spend the rest of her life trying to kill me, and once she did, spend what was left "tearfully dancing on the ashes."

With a heavy heart, I threw her into the sun. The last thing I heard was her cheering at her coming demise.

It was going pretty well until she fell into the sun. That's kind of silly in retrospect.

I had a dream where I was taking a practice test based on the real one for my drivers license, but it was all about comic books. So I went, "Im so going to pass this test! Woohoo!!"

Then I woke up, saddened to realize no drivers test will be about comics. :cry:

Cruelest Tragedy!

 

[Grocer Man]

So last night I dreamed that
Superman got old and retired, then tried to recapture his glory ala Troy McClure by starring in a Christian film about diamond-encrusted kittens.

 

[Ice]

So last night I dreamed that
Superman got old and retired, then tried to recapture his glory ala Troy McClure by starring in a Christian film about diamond-encrusted kittens.

Who gave you Snyder's script for the Superman movie?!

 

[E]

Earlier this week I had a dream I was watching tv with DJF and he got really sick and threw up on me. A lot. It was so gross that it woke me up (like, in real life), and I was nauseous. I later developed an upset stomach and missed half a day of work.

He apologized on Facebook, which was nice but it was still disgusting.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

I had a dream my dog was dropping her own body parts all over my house. her tongue fell out and the she picked it up and some how reconnected it. Then a foot fell off and she was hobbling about. It was all kinds of ****ed up. No more old Russian scientist footage for this guy.

 

[E]

I had a dream my dog was dropping her own body parts all over my house. her tongue fell out and the she picked it up and some how reconnected it. Then a foot fell off and she was hobbling about. It was all kinds of ****ed up. No more old Russian scientist footage for this guy.

Did you see that video where the Russian scientists kept the dog head alive?

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Did you see that video where the Russian scientists kept the dog head alive?

yeah, but now having a dog i love and seeing that video more recently apparently sent ripples through my subconscious, which is usually all kinds of odd. I don't dream often, but when I do I freak myself out.

The first time i saw the video it was out of context and I think Doom posted it...Doom *le sigh*

Then I saw someone repost and it was the US archives version from back then complete with cheesy 1950's era commentary. I don't know why, but that made it all the more surreal. And apparently there was a heart beating with nothing organic connected to it. It was like something out of a twisted anime.

 

[the watcher]

I had a weird one last night. I dreamt that I was playing "The Comic Board: Video Game." A bunch of us were characters. Here's how it went.


As the Watcher, you had to save the world from Houde and his houde clones as they try to posion the world's water supplies. At one point you convince one of the clones to join you. He renames himself Captain Canuck and he's basically like Agent Q from the Bond movies. He invents all kinds' new weapons to take down the other clones. You know your basic soulless monster type weapons. Crosses, daggers shaped like crosses, Boomerangs shaped like crosses that explode in impact, a gun that shoot Holy Water impact bullets. And to take down their master you have to throw a bible right at his cold dead heart. That's protected by monkey shaped medallion.

As Houde, you have to try to stop the Watcher from take picture from around the world and posting them on the internet.

As J. Agamemnon, you have to break in to the Comic Board and make as many friends as possible while avoiding detection from E. You even collect a series of magical comic books that temporally turn you into Hibiki.

As Ice, Houde has to take Sexy Nurse to the Hospital to give birth to his child. In his haste he forgets to lock-up his lab. And you have full access to all his inventions. You then wander around the streets of Boston as it new unofficial Superhero.

As DIrishB, you wake up in bed. And you just realized after a night of partying that you lost Moonmaster. You have to find a series of clues at each location. After you collect 10 or more clues you get a cut scene video of memories. But their all jumble and filled with psychedelic images due to the fact that you were high and drunk the night before. You then have to decipher each one to get to a new location to find the next set of clues.

And finally as TGO, your trip to Las Vegas was a bust. You flight back to Utah leaves in five minutes. What do you do? To save your trip you have to run around the Vegas strip collecting as many Lindsey Lohan posters as possible.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Even in dreams.... *sigh*

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Best dream ever last night. I'm going to make it into a short story/novella maybe, so here's the highlights.

Time Skipping
Aliens
Future Technology
Space ships
Weird ass mountain lion named Drover
The earth exploding
At work partying
Giant buses crashing into the ocean

 

[comic book nerd]

I had a weird dream before and it was about me going to outer space in cartoon planet. I saw heroes the cast of family guy and sponge bob. The planet had it's common medical issues like the quagmire seizer. I could fly and I met many friends like a cartoon creature named Carl.
I should have never drank that ice coffee.

 

[ProjectX2]

Best first post ever.

 

[Bass]

Nooooo! Cartoon planet is mine!

 

[E]

I had a weird dream before and it was about me going to outer space in cartoon planet. I saw heroes the cast of family guy and sponge bob. The planet had it's common medical issues like the quagmire seizer. I could fly and I met many friends like a cartoon creature named Carl.
I should have never drank that ice coffee.

...

Welcome!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I went to visit a friend who bought a ne whouse, which happened to be on a lake. When I arrived, I noticed some of their fence was destroyed, going to check it out, I found tracks, and like any sensible person, I followed them. Which promptly got me into danger. A swamp like thing monster attacked me. I managed to get away, and escaped into someone elses house.

HEre I get backstory, which involves a factory making hot dogs, a recent storm, and the lake being mad. Somehow, these all connect, and I go to the factory to stop this madness.

Then I woke up. Cause Houde Jr puked on me.

Gross.

 

[Captain Canuck]

As the Watcher, you had to save the world from Houde and his houde clones as they try to posion the world's water supplies. At one point you convince one of the clones to join you. He renames himself Captain Canuck and he's basically like Agent Q from the Bond movies. He invents all kinds' new weapons to take down the other clones. You know your basic soulless monster type weapons. Crosses, daggers shaped like crosses, Boomerangs shaped like crosses that explode in impact, a gun that shoot Holy Water impact bullets. And to take down their master you have to throw a bible right at his cold dead heart. That's protected by monkey shaped medallion.

I don't know whether to be offended that I'm not a playable character or excited that I'm the coolest support character in the history of video games...

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I just finished reading Ennis' Preacher a couple nights ago and had the weirdest dream last night...

I was in Custer's role, but instead of John Wayne as my "Spirit Guide" it was Bruce Willis from Die Hard.

I believe Willis would be mine since growing up Willis was always the "every man hero". He's the guy's guy but also not afraid to crack a joke or make light of the situation all at the same time freaking out when stuff just gets to be too much.

It got me thinking---if you were in Jesse's position, who'd be your Pardner?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

It'd be someone more grounded in reality than I am. With my scientist brain, I tend to go off on huge tangents, and in a situation like Jesse was in, I would need someone to keep me grounded.

As to relating that to a celebrity, I don't know, I'm not very celebrity savvy.

Savvy?

 

[Ice]

Had a couple weird dreams last night.

First, I was in this apartment building as I looked out the window and saw my brother walking up to find his college dorm room while he had a bazooka or something broken up in pieces on his back in a sack. He and everyone walking around like it's a normal thing. Next thing I know, I'm on a rooftop as Shia LaBeouf is getting arrested because they think he's Batman and he's trying to plead his case that he's not and just likes to shine the Bat-singal from a rocket-launcher sized flashlight around the city streets. Then the dream shifts to a voiceover talking about how he had to lie to the cops because he was secretly helping the Russians as they secretly helped us because they had to help us and a Russian guy who looked like a terrorist pulled off a blanket from a Batmobile.

That quickly changed with me on this beautiful Caribbean island. Palm trees, clear waters, sunny day, the best. Then suddenly there's camera crews and Joss Whedon is there to be interviewed as he's about to give Amazing Spider-Man 2 secrets away. Before he does, cops come swimming up to him out of nowhere and tells everyone they'll be detained and arrested for having drugs on a tour bus, which was broken up and floating behind them. And the cop telling them they'll be arrested was paddling up to them while holding a broken piece.

Woke up for a few seconds and I hear a fire truck near by on my street, but fall back asleep. Now suddenly I'm in Dexter's world, but he's no longer in Miami. He actually doesn't even appear in the dream, but some drunk woman keeps looking for him in this museum-looking building. And because it's a dream, I automatically know this is a TV Show I'm in and the woman is Dexter's boss in whatever job he's working.



All these things were different topics I had discussed/read about throughout yesterday. What a way for my mind to blend them.

 

[ProjectX2]

I think I incepted all of those.

 

[Ice]

I think I incepted all of those.

You would.

 

[E]

Dream so weird that it woke me up:

I dreamed that I had this really bad acne breakout on the side of my face, and it was so bad that I could literally see it forming like my skin was bubbling. In one area this HUGE boil started forming that was about 3 inches across, but it was sort of clear and inside were 2 pink leaves floating around. It eventually ruptured and as the bloody pus started pouring out the leaves fell and grew into these gross little pink frogs that just hopped away.