He Sees You When You're Sleeping. He Knows When Yo
Girl: Please don't hurt me!
Girl: Why is this happening? Tell me what I did and I'll apologize! I don't want to die!
Storm: Get her, Wolverine! Haha! Get her! Yes! Haha!
So, the first one proves that Wolverine suffers from a terminal case of Reeddickery.
Also, I want Wolverine's face-paint idea tattooed on my face. A dragon breathing fire on a skeleton as the skeleton rams a greatsword right up the roof of its mouth and through the top of its head, where the dragon's brains are splattering all over the place.