Little late but.....

[Void.M]

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Don't get too waisted now

 

[J. Agamemnon]

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

Don't get too waisted now

Is that a fat joke?

 

[Planet-man]

Cinco de Mayo.

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Sales commission? Bye-bye-o!

 

[Lynx]

Since Cinco de Mayo was on a Monday this year, my friends and I decided to celebrate five jars of mayonnaise on the 3rd instead. We got thoroughly trashed.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Man, we had Mayo that had been soaking with fruit for the past week.

The fruit with mayo, delicious.

Why are we referring to alcohol with mayo?

 

[Lynx]

Man, we had Mayo that had been soaking with fruit for the past week.

They fruit with mayo, delicious.

Why are we referring to alcohol with mayo?

Because. . .it's fun? I have to say, drinking beer out of a mayo jar is pretty awesome. Just make sure you clean it extensively first.