Uncyclopedia

[E]

It's been mentioned before, but it deserves it's own thread.

I was reading the page on Ob-Gyn Kenobi and when I saw the tomb picture I was laughing so hard I couldn't sit up straight.

 

[Planet-man]

Desciple of Jedi Jesus, friend of Raptor Jesus

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The page on Gandalf is equally hilarious.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

He felt that, with Jedi powers, he could not only conquor any Ninja or Pirate who dared face him, but also citrus fruits through the powers of pursuasion.

classic!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

The story here:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/American_Justice_Coalition

 

[thee great one]

"Molest me did. His ***** I was. Small and tight he says he likes."

- Yoda.

 

[thee great one]

Wolverine

Suspected Wolverines

* P. Diddy
* Condoleezza Rice
* Billy The Garden Gnome
* Britney Spears
* Osama bin Cuddles

 

[Victor Von Doom]

:lol:


Bump for no real apparent reason other than it makes me laugh. And that at 8am.....I'm slightly buzzed.

 

[E]

They changed the Ob-Gyn Kenobi page.

 

[Iceshadow]

But this is hilarious:

Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn't care about babies

 

[Ice]

But this is hilarious:

Damn, his force is so strong it goes back into the past to hit that baby!

 

[Iceshadow]

Damn, his force is so strong it goes back into the past to hit that baby!

It's almost better than the Bruce Lee Time Attack.

 

[moonmaster]

AAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[Planet-man]

In case people didn't already see it, the article on Frasier is just about the funniest thing I read all year. I was randomly laughing for hours after reading it.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

This seems to be the perfect oppurtunity to post the Black Frasier bit from 30 Rock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQWp5BtxGco

But yes, Uncyclopedia is brilliant.

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

Awesome.

 

[Planet-man]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

Awesome.

:lol: Took me a second to figure out what was happening.

This one's good too, http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Absurdism.

I love the first line: "There are two kinds of Absurdism: The emo kind and the funny kind. The emo kind was invented by Albert Camus..."

 

[Planet-man]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes

Splendid.:lol:

 

[E]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes

Splendid.:lol:

After the show's initial run, Calvin became a spokesman for Cabriolet Horse-Drawn Carriages in a successful advertising campaign in which he urinated on carriages made by competing companies. The ads became so well-known that Calvin's earlier work as a giant of philosophy and theology was mostly forgotten, and he became solely known for urinating on carriages and bullock carts. Over the years, the association has continued and a caricature of Calvin is depicted doing the same on modern motor vehicle decals. These decals can be seen mainly on pickup trucks in the former Amerikan Confederacy of Diamonds. They have also become a secret symbol for women who want to be picked up by Hugh Grant.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's the funniest thing I've read all year.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes

Splendid.:lol:

 

[Planet-man]

Mmmmm, that's good satire.