Mutant Generator

[Hibiki]

Your real name Jennifer Alvarenga
Your mutant alias Samurai Hibiki
How powerful? Your mutation is occasionally helpful. :?
Likes to hang with Magma :?
Always argues with Rogue :x (i love rogue)
Secretly in love with Charles Xavier :lol:
Appears in a crossover with If it's Marvel, you've been in it. 8)
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 143 8)
Would you be in the movies? Yes, you'd be a main character in them. 8)
Fanbase A cult following of obsessive geeks. 8)
Main enemy Onslaught 8) (this is when my power comes in handy) 8)
Eventually you died and... Came back as an evil zombie.

 

[SSJmole]

Appears in a crossover with If it's Marvel, you've been in it. 8)

Wolverine?

Eventually you died and... Came back as an evil zombie.

Marvel Zombies is now crossing over with UC!!!!

Quick somebody write UC Zombies:lol:

 

[Hibiki]

My awesome cannot be contained.

 

[Langsta]

Your real name Zach
Your mutant alias Langsta
How powerful? Powers are useless and just make you look wierd.
Likes to hang with Banshee
Always argues with Beast
Secretly in love with Colossus
Appears in a crossover with The X-statix
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 98
Would you be in the movies? As a minor character in one of them.
Fanbase Middle aged comic nerds.
Main enemy Callisto
Eventually you died and... Have just appeared in the 'Ultimate' universe.

Yeah, this sucks.

 

[Lil Brother]

Mmm. As "Jay", I had a bunch of stupid little powers, was in love with Magma, and my biggest enemy was Onslaught.

No.

Now, as "Brother":
How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.
Likes to hang with Iceman
Always argues with Husk
Secretly in love with Archangel
Appears in a crossover with Cable and Deadpool
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 149
Would you be in the movies? As a major character, but just in one.
Fanbase Emo kids who like your attitude.
Main enemy Mr. Sinister
Eventually you died and... Came back as an evil zombie.

I could do with less deus ex powers, but otherwise I'm good.

 

[Bass]

My awesome cannot be contained.

I didn't realise awesome was a noun, but it makes perfect sense.

Yeah, this sucks.

Dude - your spin-off lasted 98 issues. I got 34. And I'm just hella-cool.

Mmm. As "Jay", I had a bunch of stupid little powers, was in love with Magma, and my biggest enemy was Onslaught.

No.

What what what?

Well, as Hella-McAwesome Beef-beef I get... let us not discuss this any further.

 

[Langsta]

Dude - your spin-off lasted 98 issues. I got 34. And I'm just hella-cool.

Yeah, 34 issues of awesomeness. My powers are useless and just make me look weird, and I like to hang with Banshee. And I'm secretly in love with Colossus. Who's gay in the Ultimate universe. So yeah, you may have only 34 issues, but I've got 98 issues of **** written on used toilet paper by Chuck Austen.

 

[SSJmole]

My powers are useless and just make me look weird

like Fish Guy from the old mask cartoon?

 

[Lil Brother]

What what what?

I've never read a single story with Magma or Onslaught, so I was displeased with my results.

 

[Bass]

Yeah, 34 issues of awesomeness. My powers are useless and just make me look weird, and I like to hang with Banshee. And I'm secretly in love with Colossus. Who's gay in the Ultimate universe. So yeah, you may have only 34 issues, but I've got 98 issues of **** written on used toilet paper by Chuck Austen.

Touche.

 

[SSJmole]

The space between the Dr. and the Strangefate makes all the difference. I'm going to dub the first one 616 DSF, and the second Ultimate DSF (whose crossover with Ultimate X-Statix would be the first appearence of that team).

Ohhhhh I tried it by using my full real name (Christopher instead of Chris)

Completely diffrent answers





Thanks Doc for the idea

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

haha! you are GAY!

 

[Langsta]

Thanks Doc for the idea

Me want try!

Your real name Zachary
Your mutant alias Langsta
How powerful? You're maybe a little overpowered.
Likes to hang with White Queen
Always argues with Husk
Secretly in love with Storm
Appears in a crossover with Ms. Marvel
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 76
Would you be in the movies? You were mentioned briefly in conversation in one.
Fanbase Emo kids who like your attitude.
Main enemy Pyro
Eventually you died and... Have just appeared in the 'Ultimate' universe.

Your real name Zachariah
Your mutant alias Langsta
How powerful? You're scarily powerful, on par with Magneto.
Likes to hang with Rogue
Always argues with Northstar
Secretly in love with Karma
Appears in a crossover with Spider-Girl
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 101
Would you be in the movies? Your name makes a cameo on a computer screen.
Fanbase Teen Goths.
Main enemy Fenris
Eventually you died and... Came back to life, it was never explained how.

Your real name Langsta
Your mutant alias Langsta
How powerful? You're maybe a little overpowered.
Likes to hang with Colossus
Always argues with Wolverine
Secretly in love with Banshee
Appears in a crossover with The Runaways
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 99
Would you be in the movies? You make a brief background cameo.
Fanbase A cult following of obsessive geeks.
Main enemy Magneto
Eventually you died and... For some reason still appeared in the movie.

Your real name Langsta
Your mutant alias The Awesomer
How powerful? Not too powerful, but really cool anyway.
Likes to hang with Jean Grey
Always argues with Nightcrawler
Secretly in love with Archangel
Appears in a crossover with Wolverine
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 60
Would you be in the movies? No, the CGI required to do you would be expensive.
Fanbase Teen Goths.
Main enemy Dr. Doom
Eventually you died and... Have just appeared in the 'Ultimate' universe.

 

[SSJmole]

haha! you are GAY!

You shut your mouth , Damn breeders laughing at me for my sexual preference







but in all seriousness if I was gay would wear this :


Tweety hat and taz handbag


or



Irony : Mole in mining hat

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

How powerful? Not too powerful, but really cool anyway.
Likes to hang with Gambit
Always argues with Jean Grey
Secretly in love with Bishop
Appears in a crossover with She-Hulk
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 150
Would you be in the movies? As a major character, but just in one.
Fanbase Only hardcore Marvel fans like you.
Main enemy Black Widow
Eventually you died and... Were recreated as a robot!

I had a nice run, were created again as a robot and.... WTF BISHOP????

 

[Planet-man]

Irony : Mole in mining hat

It's the Underminer!

 

[SSJmole]

It's the Underminer!

:lol: :lol: :lol: Damn you

 

[bluebeast]

Your mutant alias Electron. That's true
How powerful? You're maybe a little overpowered. Take that
Likes to hang with White Queen. All right
Always argues with White Queen. She is a *****.
Secretly in love with Marvel Girl. That'll do.
Appears in a crossover with X-Factor. Which one?
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 83. awesome.
Would you be in the movies? Yes, you'd be a main character in them. Yep.
Fanbase Fans who don't like most Marvel, but like you. True dat.
Main enemy Apocalypse. Apocalypse chea.
Eventually you died and... Were recreated as a robot! Hmm. :shifty:

 

[Langsta]

Your mutant alias Langsta
How powerful? Most powerful mutant on Earth *****es
Likes to hang with Hugh Hefner
Always argues with Wolverine
Secretly in love with White Queen
Appears in a crossover with X-Men
Issues your personal spinoff comic ran for 6,013
Would you be in the movies? The whole ****ing movie revolves around you
Fanbase Everyone on Earth
Main enemy All of them are dead
Eventually you died and... Were reborn

 

[Bass]

I had a nice run, were created again as a robot and.... WTF BISHOP????

Bishop is a damn fine lookin' man, Quickster. Nothing to be ashamed about.

Irony : Mole in mining hat

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB NUTS?! DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?!