State A Fact!

[thee great one]

I thought he had a boner for TGO?

Everyone has boners for TOG.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

They are jealous of our friendship Black Samba.

And Planet-Man is hilarious

Also, it saddens me that the watcher needed to be told of this.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Also, it saddens me that the watcher needed to be told of this.

The only thing more hilarious and sadder than all this is that "NSFW Aspirations" pic I had.


Still on the same level though......

 

[moonmaster]

Oh my god, is this the illustrious Seymour?

I simply can't believe that after all this time, Watcher still has a boner for me.

It's kinda flattering.

It is truly the great love story of our time.

S'okay, you still have a boner for me. 8)

Who doesn't?

I hate you people, i just read that and snort/laughed in class...



Screw you people, no tacos for you.

Nooo!

I loves the tacos.

We'll see.

Personally I think that if you went through with a sex change op you'd probably end up dating VVD.

He'll be doing that even without the sex change.

Everyone has boners for TOG.

I certainly do.

It's just not attached to anyone's body anymore.

Your favorite kind!

 

[thee great one]

My name is TOG.


And I collect boners.

 

[Iceshadow]

Who doesn't?

I don't.


Oh wait, nevermind.

 

[Willverine]

This is the world's worst security guard.

I would throw a donut and steal everything.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Be careful of Seymore's looks. They will fool you

He kicked a kid with Down Syndrome out of the VIP line. He's as cold as ice.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Be careful of Seymore's looks. They will fool you

He kicked a kid with Down Syndrome out of the VIP line. He's as cold as ice.

Seymour was hardcore.

I think the kid had a Hardee's coupon that he thought was a VIP ticket.

And Seymour showed no mercy.

 

[Ice]

This is the world's worst security guard.

I would throw a donut and steal everything.

That's how he fools you.

This is the world's toughest and meanest guard.


Seriously.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

That's how he fools you.

This is the world's toughest and meanest guard.


Seriously.

For real.

He once roadied for The Boss back in '77. For 2 days! Saturday AND Sunday!

 

[Hibiki]

For real.

He once roadied for The Boss back in '77. For 2 days! Saturday AND Sunday!

yeahbutwhat?


What was this guys' deal? Was he really mad about losing his mcmuffin? Maybe he ate it and forgot he ate it.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

yeahbutwhat?


What was this guys' deal? Was he really mad about losing his mcmuffin? Maybe he ate it and forgot he ate it.

Long story. Just know that Doom's impersonation of Seymore is the greatest thing since Bass' "Loki Manifesto" and Watcher's "Best Day Ever".

 

[ultimatedjf]

April 4, 1968 -- Martin Luther King Jr. dies.

April 4, 1990 -- ultimatedjf is born.


FACT!

 

[ourchair]

July 3, 1962 -- Tom Cruise is born.

July 3, 1981 -- Ourchair is born.

April 18, 2006 -- Tom Cruise gets someone 17 years younger than him pregnant.

When's it gonna be my turn!?!?!?!

HUH?!?!

HUH?!?!?!

 

[Hibiki]

July 3, 1962 -- Tom Cruise is born.

July 3, 1981 -- Ourchair is born.

April 18, 2006 -- Tom Cruise gets someone 17 years younger than him pregnant.

When's it gonna be my turn!?!?!?!

HUH?!?!

HUH?!?!?!

april 18th 2025

 

[ourchair]

*looks up at the stars*

Nine years ago, a little girl just for me was born.

 

[Iceshadow]

July 3, 1962 -- Tom Cruise is born.

July 3, 1981 -- Ourchair is born.

April 18, 2006 -- Tom Cruise gets someone 17 years younger than him pregnant.

When's it gonna be my turn!?!?!?!

HUH?!?!

HUH?!?!?!

Holy hell you're 26?! I thought you were like 20, 21!

I'm having trouble relating to you now.

 

[Random]

Holy hell you're 26?! I thought you were like 20, 21!

I'm having trouble relating to you now.

As if all the pedophile innuendo was relatable.

 

[thee great one]

Doom and Houde was not there for the Seymour breakdown at the Kevin Smith Q & A the year before.

Me and Ice was.

He was freaking out.