Somewhere Out There. . .

Entropy

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A sixty-four year-old woman is finally getting a sweet sixteen, and all the excessive children are being born on excessive time.

Yay for Leap Year.
 
OURCHAIR
n. A mythical creature reputed to appear once a day every four years to engage in a paradoxical double-indulgence of Ephebophilia and Gerontophilia whilst remaining immaterial and incognito the rest of the year. On these days (generally Leap Years on the western calendar) it is customary to leave out an offering of cookies engraved with the likeness of Shirley Temple to stave him off.

"Ask you're Grandmother of the time Ourchair visited her."

v. To masturbate in another person's shower.

"Man, he just totally Ourchaired in there and didn't even clean the drain!"
 
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OURCHAIR
n. A mythical creature reputed to appear once a day every four years to engage in a paradoxical double-indulgence of Ephebophilia and Gerontophilia whilst remaining immaterial and incognito the rest of the year. On these days (generally Leap Years on the western calendar) it is customary to leave out an offering of cookies engraved with the likeness of Shirley Temple to stave him off.

"Ask you're Grandmother of the time Ourchair visited her."

v. To masturbate in another person's shower.

"Man, he just totally Ourchaired in there and didn't even clean the drain!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

+1000 Ourchair Points for original dickery.

To be honest though, I still think Blasting Taft is a more preferable masturbation expression.
 
OURCHAIR
n. A mythical creature reputed to appear once a day every four years to engage in a paradoxical double-indulgence of Ephebophilia and Gerontophilia whilst remaining immaterial and incognito the rest of the year. On these days (generally Leap Years on the western calendar) it is customary to leave out an offering of cookies engraved with the likeness of Shirley Temple to stave him off.

"Ask you're Grandmother of the time Ourchair visited her."

v. To masturbate in another person's shower.

"Man, he just totally Ourchaired in there and didn't even clean the drain!"

So... accurate...
 
:lol: :lol: :lol:

+1000 Ourchair Points for original dickery.

To be honest though, I still think Blasting Taft is a more preferable masturbation expression.
Blasting Taft is still the precise term for general masturbation. Ourchair is just the term for masturbating in someone's shower. There's a serious difference.
 
Blasting Taft is still the precise term for general masturbation. Ourchair is just the term for masturbating in someone's shower. There's a serious difference.

Exactly, you get to be specialized, like how pouring whiskey into your coffee or beverage is called "making it Irish", or ordering a steak that is very rare is called "serving it blue", or masturbating into someone's shampoo, waiting for them to wash their hair, and then telling them in front of everyone at the bar is called "getting Bassed". Situation specific things.
 
i saw the thread title again today and all i thought was "beneath the pale moonlight- someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight."

good childhood memories.
 
i saw the thread title again today and all i thought was "beneath the pale moonlight- someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight."

good childhood memories.
I thought the same thing.

Although to be honest, a duet like that between brother and sister mouse is kinda incestuous-ish, don't you think?
 

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