Orson Scott Card buys Marvel!

Joe Kalicki

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Holy crap guys, I just saw this posted online:

Orson Scott Card has just bought Marvel

I knew he probably had some money, but that's amazing! He must have got a big investment group together.

If this is true, expect noted Mormon artists Mike Allred and Ethan Van Sciver to jump at the chance to work for Marvel again!
 
Coming Next Year

Marvel Nanomonkey's

The Marvel Universe Goes Banana's.............With Nanobots!

[Orson Scott Card] Oorrssoonn Ssccoott Ccaarrdd!! [/Orson Scott Card]
 
Its no wonder share prices went down by more than 2 dollars today. quit scare mongering :lol:
 
Holy crap guys, I just saw this posted online:



I knew he probably had some money, but that's amazing! He must have got a big investment group together.

If this is true, expect noted Mormon artists Mike Allred and Ethan Van Sciver to jump at the chance to work for Marvel again!

OMG maybe alan mooer iz really coming back!!!!11one
 
Dude, I heard that Cyclops is getting a direct to DVD mini from the guy that pees the same time I do.

That should raise your shares a bit, right?

This is some serious ****! we should be discussing important toilet scoops like this in the financial thread. I built it, nobody came.
Ah well, i sold my shares when they soared after Iron Man came out and made a nice little earner. Todays drop, i might just buy back in again :D
 
Dude, at lunch this guy hand signaled me that the female Scorpion is coming back......with a vengeance!
 
The man in the stall next to me at an airport men's room indicated to me through a series of foot taps that Card's first move as Glorious Ruler of the Marvels (The new job title he invented for himself.) is to "cure Hulkling and Wiccan of the Young Avengers of their disturbing gayness." It will be revealed that The Gays are infiltrating the Marvel Universe, led by Northstar. This will be the precursor to next year's big event, "Secret Butt Invasion".

The person in the stall who told me this was a homeless black man who claimed to be Alan Moore.

I have no reason to doubt him.
 
Indeed.

He just came to me in disguise.

He also "came to me" in the stall for $20 but that's a story for another time.
 
Have you guys actually read anything by Card other than Ultimate Iron Man? Assuming he's anti-gay just because he's Mormon?

Read his stuff on www.hatrack.com

He's actually a pretty fascinting person.
 

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