For those old people here, know the antics of our beloved Victor Von Doom. A young man in the service, who slept with various females, and finally paid the price by getting on pregnant in Virgina.
Well guess what?
Doom's a Dick.
With a capital D, like in Delaware, or Dover, or even...
I'm watching Jay Leno the other night, as I normally do, when all of the sudden I realized I was doing it as a ritual. I can't even remember the last time I've laughed at one of his jokes, and I can't stand those idiotic Jaywalking segments.
Letterman is much funnier.