We need to have an intervention. I have noticed a disturbing trend. About six years ago, I got this random email from Ice.
I thought it was an odd quirk, maybe a passing fad, but I continued to collect evidence. As I accepted people into my MSN Messenger account, I checked it one of the...
Ladies and Gentlemen, have you ever been to Venus?
Have you ever seen the rolling hills of the Gregursian Plains? You been to the River of Styxian? Ever gazed about the triple horned rhino, Kourgunite?
NOW YOU CAN!
Are you Adventurous? Have you ever shot a Harpoon from the deck of a Space...