A Confession

marvelman

Well-Known Member
Dear fellow Ultimate Centralers,

I have a confession to make, and I hope none of you will be too upset at me.

I have recently been inspired by the story of Jesus's resurrection at Easter Sunday mass, and have come to repent for a great sin.


Actually, that's a lie. What I'm about to tell you is the result of entirely different circumstances.




I am Lil Kis.

Well, let me elaborate: I am lilkis at ZOMGLOLWTF!!!11. I was never lil kis here on THIS board. And I am bringing this to light now because a) ZOMGLOLWTF!!!11 has (kind of) died, b) McCheese keeps banning me, c) posting as another of the REAL lil kis's aliases, Victor Odums (check out its blog, I'm being completely serious) is a hassle, and d) I am banned right now, and don't feel like continuing on and asking Joe to unban me again.

The witch-hunt was just some B.S. fun I thought I'd make out of it. I hope it entertained some of you...


...but now...


A TWIST!!!
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There is ANOTHER person who is posting as lilkis over there... though I won't say who... :wink:

As for Mavericker... I have no idea. I just said that I invited him over, but who it really is, I have no clue. It could be Mavericker himself.


Anyways, I just got tired of it. So there you go.

If anyone starts posting there as lil kis or Victor Odums anymore, it won't be me.

Also, kudos to Shaggy Marco for guessing it straight away.
 

Lynx

Well-Known Member
Bad marvelman! Bad!

I want to know why ZOMGLOLWTF is dead, though. I was enjoying myself there. :(
 

Zombipanda

My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
Funny you should mention that as a joke, because I have a real confession to make.

I'm lilkis.

For real real. Check out the timing. It fits.
 

Ultimate Houde

UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
I didn't bother reading Marvelman's or any posts in this thread because I'm assuming this thread is Marvelman admitting he's really a woman.
 

Void.M

Well-Known Member
So is this a bad time for me to finally reveal that i'm not really a Puerto rican male but an Asian girl that looks alot like a Puerto Rican male?:p
 

Gothamite

Well-Known Member
So is this a bad time for me to finally reveal that i'm not really a Puerto rican male but an Asian girl that looks alot like a Puerto Rican male?:p

I was sure you said Puerto Rican MOLE there for a second. So much so, that I had to re-read what you said.

We need a Puerto Rican SSJ Mole...
 

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