A Random Conversation

[ProjectX2]

[A businessman walks into an office building and stands waiting for someone, while an elderly woman approaches him.]
"Hello."
"Uh, hi?"
"How are you this fine morning?"
"Well it's not very fine is it? I'm soaking wet."
"You shouldn't have gone swimming then should you?"
"I didn't go swimming. It's bloody raining!"
"It's raining? Blasphemy!"
"Look outside! Can't you see it?"
"Hmm…"
"Yes, that is why I am wet, thank you very much."
"So, why are you here today?"
"I have a business meeting. And you?"
"I asked you first."
"Yes you did, but I answered your question."
"Okay then."
"…"
"Don't you want to know why I'm here?"
"Well, I did ask you as I was being polite, but no, not really."
"Are you sure?"
"Quite sure."
"Really?"
"Definitely yes."
"Your missing out."
"…"
"Last chance…"
"Fine! Why are you here?"
"Not telling."
"Come on. You did all that for nothing then?"
"It's not my fault you didn't want to know."
"Fine then. I don't want to know."
"Are you sure?"
"Shut up would you? You're getting on my nerves."
"But I'm standing over here, nowhere near your nerves."
"It's a figure of speech idiot."
"Who's an idiot? My name's Pete."
"Don't you have someone else to bother?"
"Nope."
"…"
"Want to hear a story?"
"No."
"Suit yourself."
"…"
"One day, there was a man called Phil. He journeyed far and wide."
"Why are you telling me this? I don't want to know!"
"I'm not telling you, as I remember, you didn't want to hear the story."
"Then why are you talking?"
"I'm telling my friend."
"And where is your friend? I see nobody."
"That's because he's invisible."
"An invisible friend? At your age?"
"Don't make fun of him."
"Why not?"
"Because he drives a truck."
"And what's that got to do with anything?"
[A giant truck crashes through the building and hits the businessman.]

 

[Simon]

Those were very funny, you write 'em or find 'em somewhere?

 

[ProjectX2]

I wrote them.