Re: The Dark Knight Rises: Rumors and more.
The universe does not contain the words to express how wrong you all are.
So very wrong.
It boggles the mind.
As much as I
loved what they did with the Joker, and thought the Harvey Dent/Two-Face storyline was well done until they killed him, I couldn't help but feel that the plot was just all over the place. While I still think it's a good movie, Batman Begins is better. Here are just a few issues that come to mind. Beware, rant below:
1. There are major scenes that just feel like they are there for action, not necessarily to advance the plot all that much. The scene in Hong Kong comes to mind, as does the scene with Mr. Reese on that Talk Show. On the topic of Mr. Reese, he is just not needed at all...unless they are doing something with him in the next reason.
2. There are little, stupid things throughout the movie that just don't make sense. These are nitpicks, but there are enough of them that it becomes a distraction. I don't want to have to actually watch it to list them all, but the scene where they are transporting Dent in the armored van comes to mind. How would they not have police surveillance ahead of the convoy to see the road blocks? I mean, it can't be hard to notice a burning firetruck neatly places to that it blocks half the road. Also, the firetruck only blocks half of the road, instead of going below the street, why didn't they drive on the other side since traffic is stopped. Doesn't make sense.
3. The Nolan Batman series was shaping up to be the quintessential telling of Batman's first years on screen. After this, even if Nolan moved on, they could use these stories as a basis on which to base future movies. Hooray, no reboot!! But then they decided to kill Two-Face, which leaves the Batman film franchise in an awkward position. Now, you have three options. 1. Continue the Batman film franchise as is without one of Batman's top three most important villains, Two-Face. 2. Ignore the killing of Two-Face and use him anyway, thus confusing the mainstream audience. 3. Reboot. All of this is even worse because they didn't even have to kill Two-Face. Have Dent turning Two-Face be the metaphorical death of Dent, leaving all of the meaning of the Dent plot line intact.
4. Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like Droopy, the cartoon dog.
5. There are other reasons too, but I'm tired now.