I don't remember reading anything funny DP said. He is not funny, and I think that is what everyone hates. I am a DP fan, but I knew that this could go horribly wrong just like carnage. Instead of DP being funny he just thinks he's funny and tries his hardest to make it happen. Boo. Still, he's still alive and yea he is basically ultimate Pierce, which if you think of it that way is not that bad. I still gave him a one star, because how are you supposed to be the merc with a mouth without any lips?