Bill Gates releases mosquitos on crowd

[Jaggyd]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090205/ts_alt_afp/usitinternethealthfinancegates

What the ****?


Seriously, I understand enlightening people about malaria in the 3rd world, but unleashing mosquitos on a crowd?


And I thought Ballmer was the nutjob at Microsoft.

 

[bluebeast]

I did like the line, "Gates unleashes more bugs into the world."

 

[Zombipanda]

That's just stupid.

If he wanted to make a point, he should have unleashed malaria-ridden mosquitoes into the audience.

 

[Jaggyd]

That's just stupid.

If he wanted to make a point, he should have unleashed malaria-ridden mosquitoes into the audience.

HAHAHA!!!



Sorry, had this mental image of Gates doing the supervillain cackle and going "And you can't get the antidote, unless you pay me.... ONE MILLION DOLLARS"

 

[Zombipanda]

HAHAHA!!!



Sorry, had this mental image of Gates doing the supervillain cackle and going "And you can't get the antidote, unless you pay me.... ONE MILLION DOLLARS"

Hey, there's an idea.

*plots*

 

[ProjectX2]

I think this is the introduction of the world's first supervillain.

Who will be the first superhero to combat this threat? Steve Jobs?

 

[Willverine]

I think this is the introduction of the world's first supervillain.

Who will be the first superhero to combat this threat? Steve Jobs?

Would Jobs technically be a hero? He'd charge the blood of your first-born to save you and inform his sidekicks to be dicks to you.

You will understand this post if you have ever a.) bought an Apple product or b.) called Mac tech support.

 

[Zombipanda]

I think this is the introduction of the world's first supervillain.

Who will be the first superhero to combat this threat? Steve Jobs?

Seriously, Bill Gates really seems like a great guy. If anything, it would be him vs. evil Jobs.

But, I'd team up Mad Scientist Bill Gates with Tulpa Hell-Lieutenant Charles Manson and Devious President Sinatra to have a trifecta of evil.

Who could stop these diabolical masterminds?

 

[Jaggyd]

Would Jobs technically be a hero? He'd charge the blood of your first-born to save you and inform his sidekicks to be dicks to you.

You will understand this post if you have ever a.) bought an Apple product or b.) called Mac tech support.

Oh rly? Cus I've had nothing but good experiences with AppleCare and the Genius Bar. Hell, my Late 06 iMac (White) died from a bad logic board, I was nice to them and they just replaced it with an Aluminum iMac. As to price? Well, they're charging what the market will bear, and the market must like them, as they're still growing in market share as the PC market is declining.


But... back to the topic on hand. I vote Linus Torvalds will be our first hero, since he has the bloated ego for it.

 

[Gemini]

Oh yeah what now are you going to release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you? do your worst

release the robotic richard simmons

Come on Come on girls shake those buns!

Oh now shut him down!

it`s not working

oh no his *** is reaching critical mass! it`s going to blow!

RUN!

 

[SSJmole]

Bill Gates playfully frees swarm of mosquitoes

:lol::lol: I love that title.

 

[E]

Oh yeah what now are you going to release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you? do your worst

Frogs.

 

[Random]

I think this is the introduction of the world's first supervillain.

That thought of Gates as a super villain just makes me laugh

 

[ourchair]

When I first read this subject heading, I thought "Didn't Victor Van Damme do this in Ultimate Fantastic Four?"

 

[Iceshadow]

Potd.

 

[E]

Post of the Day.

 

[Iceshadow]

Post of the Day.

I didn't know you were virile enough to give these out 2-3 time a day.

 

[ourchair]

Post of the Day.

I'll admit I was trying for it.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

so an eccentric billionaire acts like an eccentric billionaire and this is somehow surprising. Interesting.

 

[Zombipanda]

so an eccentric billionaire acts like an eccentric billionaire and this is somehow surprising. Interesting.

Pfffft... That's not how eccentric billionaires act. Eccentric billionaires dress up in costumes and punch muggers.