Canada: Saving the butts of the world from Chinese cyber-rape.

[Planet-man]

Researchers from University Of Toronto discover GhostNet - a global espionage network suspected to be run by the Chinese government, active in 103 countries.

You're welcome.

 

[ProjectX2]

Some of us enjoy Chinese cyber-rape.

 

[Planet-man]

Some of us enjoy Chinese cyber-rape.

Too bad. Here in Canada we don't tolerate that kind of crap.

 

[moonmaster]

:roll: Canadian computer nerds.

 

[Planet-man]

:roll: Canadian computer nerds.

Are more effective than the C.I.A., apparently.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Are more effective than the C.I.A., apparently.

Or we were monitoring and waiting until a concrete connection to the Chinese government was made, and now these kids have blown it out of the water in such a way that nobody is going to get in trouble whatsoever.

Go Canada!

 

[moonmaster]

The CIA is too busy kickin' asses and ****, not sitting at computers like a buncha NERDS.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

The CIA is too busy kickin' asses and ****, not sitting at computers like a buncha NERDS.

and running drug cartels in and out of the US.

*looks out for Zombipanda*

MKULTRA

 

[moonmaster]

I found those Canadian reserchers' training video:

[youtube]SkzAJs7NutM[/youtube]

Wow, those guys are pretty awesome.

 

[ProjectX2]

Or we were monitoring and waiting until a concrete connection to the Chinese government was made, and now these kids have blown it out of the water in such a way that nobody is going to get in trouble whatsoever.

Go Canada!

:lol:

 

[Zombipanda]

and running drug cartels in and out of the US.

*looks out for Zombipanda*

MKULTRA

HE SAID IT!!!!!!!




This is awesome. The Dalai Lama hires a team of crackshot, renegade computer researchers to stop a Chinese plot to rule the world.

I want this made into a movie. with CGI oriental dragons.

 

[Planet-man]

Or we were monitoring and waiting until a concrete connection to the Chinese government was made, and now these kids have blown it out of the water in such a way that nobody is going to get in trouble whatsoever.

Go Canada!

Could be. If that's the case, CSIS(Canada's CIA) was probably doing the same. However, if the US government did have a hand in this it's less likely that the Dalai Llama and Tibetian agents and all the people who this effects the most would've just come out and asked UofT to investigate rather than working with the US.

And either way, even if a bunch of Canadian computer nerds haven't topped the CIA, they've still topped China.

Topped China at computering.

Fear us. And beware. We'll soon be topping Japan at industry, and the US at military power, and France at cooking. And you won't be invited unless you ask nicely.

 

[moonmaster]

Yeah but you'll still be Canadian.

 

[Zombipanda]

Yeah but you'll still be Canadian.

with your stupid gaping mouths.

But hey, at least you don't look like this:

 

[ProjectX2]

I see no insult in that post.

 

[McCheese]

Yeah but you'll still be Canadian.

:lol:

Why are so many threads devolving into Anti-Canadian rhetoric this month? Is it a birthday present for me?

Because if it is, you guys are the best.

 

[Random]

:lol:

Why are so many threads devolving into Anti-Canadian rhetoric this month? Is it a birthday present for me?

Because if it is, you guys are the best.

I have a theory that E started it so he can play an april fools joke where he tearfully admits he is actually canadian.

"I have something to tell you Guys, eh"

 

[E]

Researchers from University Of Toronto discover GhostNet - a global espionage network suspected to be run by the Chinese government, active in 103 countries.

You're welcome.

I love that the link is to the New York Times.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

This thread is now about Reptar.

 

[Random]

This thread is now about Reptar.

Instantly worth reading

 

[Captain Canuck]

Topped China at computering.

Fear us. And beware. We'll soon be topping Japan at industry, and the US at military power, and France at cooking. And you won't be invited unless you ask nicely.

it's coming!

Yeah but you'll still be Canadian.

with your stupid gaping mouths.

you two are at the top of the "not invited" list

or at very least we'll put an x on your hand so that you aren't allowed to drink

I have a theory that E started it so he can play an april fools joke where he tearfully admits he is actually canadian.

"I have something to tell you Guys, eh"

bahaha (that's an inproper use of the word 'eh', but for an American that's pretty clever)

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Dude. C'mon.

Stay on topic.

 

[Captain Canuck]

Dude. C'mon.

Stay on topic.

I'm off topic?
You're off topic!
This whole thread's off topic!
[\Al Pachino]

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

There. I fixed it.

 

[Planet-man]

I love that the link is to the New York Times.

Me too. Because even the biggest newspaper in the world is reporting on Canada's ***-kicking in the spy game. If I'd posted a Canadian paper, you guys never would've believed me.

This thread is now about Reptar.

Oh man, it's been years.

 

[E]

If I'd posted a Canadian paper, you guys never would've believed me.

Please. I'm so sure you were thinking that when you posted the link.

 

[Planet-man]

Please. I'm so sure you were thinking that when you posted the link.

:|

Pretty much, yeah?

Of course I'm going to use the biggest and most reputable source when they do a story on the thing I'm talking about. Besides, sometimes you guys don't even believe I exist based on my Canadianess.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

 

[ProjectX2]

I completely forgot about Reptar!

 

[Grocer Man]

http://zinou.deviantart.com/art/REPTAR-JOKER-OTP-93639460