Rebirth has me 0/5 so far. Not looking good DC. I'm going to give the #1's of the actual series a shot still partially because I miss these characters, but mostly because absolutely nothing happens in any of these one-shots.
The Rebirth special was emotionally manipulative with Wally West's return and only was there purely to set up a status quo. Ultimately it was incredibly forgettable and introduces a lot of eyerolling status quos such as there being three Jokers, the New 52 being the new life that Dr. Manhattan went off to create during Watchmen (it's actually seen in Before Watchmen), and black Wally West being the original Wally West's cousin named after the same ancestor. Lastly, it sets up Dr. Manhattan as the big bad guy to come. It's dumb, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious where this goes.
Green Arrow fans would probably like the massive Liberal pandering (stop calling yourself a social justice warrior Oliver, that's not something you want to wear as a badge of pride and it's embarrassing to actually be reading in a comic) and re-connection of Black Canary and Green Arrow. I've never been a Green Arrow fan, but I think that fans of classic Green Arrow will love this because that is what it certainly felt like. The art was gorgeous.
The Batman one was entirely pointless and only served to make Calendar Man age and shed his skin as the seasons pass. I could maybe see this going somewhere, but it's an incredibly dumb retcon that only is there to make Calendar Man supernatural and creepy. What was wrong The Long Halloween's Hannibal Lecter approach? That worked, was spooky, and was a viable and realistic information source for Batman to use. The rest of the issue had nothing happening, but typical Wayne Enterprises business. I'm confused why this issue exists. The art was great.
Green Lantern was incredibly bland. It focused on the Arab and the lady, it's a telling sign that I can't even remember their names, and Hal Jordan being stupid. Basically Lady and the Arab don't work together so Hal fuses their lanterns together and tells them they need to work together or else the incoming Red Lanterns will wreck them. With Sam Humphries writing this series my expectations are incredibly low. The art was passable.
Lastly there was Superman which focused on the death and return of New 52 Superman. Pre-Flashpoint Superman recounts the tale of him dying to Doomsday's hand and, while I appreciated seeing the red trunks again, am tired of DC acting like that is the definitive Superman story when it's the most un-Superman story ever told. What's more is classic Supes discovers that New 52 Supes doesn't have a regeneration matrix and immediately just gives up. Throw in a part where it shows that the writer did absolutely no research and it's a pretty disappointing issue. What's worse is I thought this was the best one by far, Not a good sign, The art borderlines on bad, but never fell into that territory.
Overall the biggest problem these issues have is that they are purely here to set up a status quo that existed before Flashpoint and do nothing more. Yes, DC has realized they screwed up hard and are fixing it. Yes, they have a long road ahead of them in bringing back reader. And yes, this is a better direction, but everything in these issues could have been done in two to five pages in the normal books. These are quick hype cash ins and nothing more. Do what I wish I did and save your money for the trades or actual number ones. I'm still optimistic because this is headed in the right direction.