Planet-man
Well-Known Member
Dreamcasting is fun, but difficult and time-consuming, and who has time for that? Therefore, I've taken the liberty to run all prior Dreamcasts through my new Cray XMP supercomputer to create an all-purpose list. Any future rounds are obselete and instigators will be removed.
Captain Average - Simon Pegg
The British comic/everyman/mock tough guy would be perfect in this role as the regular schlub in over his head in a world of superheroes and post-modernist humour. Also, he'd be playing a slightly different kind of role than usual and that would be good. In conclusion, Hot Fuzz kicked ***.
Alternative if unavailable: Seth Rogan.
WizKidd - Shia LaBeoueuf
Everybody's favourite up-and-comer is just right for the role of the smart-alecky yet ultimately invaluable teen recruit to the team. Hey, if Shia's in it, it's gotta be good.
Alternative if unavailable: Doesn't matter as long as they're from Superbad.
Sasserella - Kristin Bell
Clever, tough, witty, extremely hot, you know the deal. She's like, the female character in this and everything.
Alternative if unavailable: The chick who plays Starbuck on Battlestar Gallactica.
John J. Badass - Christian Bale
Bale CHANNELS the slick, brutal, yet darkly humourous weapons engineer/expert swordsman we all know and love.
Alternative if unavailable: Clive Owen, but don't worry, Bale can pump out a film faster than a teenage boy. He's always around.
Baritone - Michael Clarke Duncan
This one's a no-brainer.The hulking street fighter with a heart of gold is clearly based off of Duncan in the first place. Next.
Alternative if unavailable: None. The movie would be filmed around on MCD's schedule.
Nosfera-2 - Cillian Murphy
To me, no one would do a better job than Murphy at bringing the deadly vampiric cyborg to (un)life. This also rounds out minimum-two-people-from-Batman Begins rule quite nicely.
Alternative if unavailiable: Creepy albino Paul Bettany.
Israel Gray/The Scythe - Samuel L. Jackson
I know the character's typically known as more of reserved, upper-class European type, but I think retooling him as a smooth, ghetto-bred manipulator who's worked his way up to the top would be right for this.
and finally...
Dr. Xander Blackwood - Malcolm McDowell
I'm very happy with this. The cruel, pragmatic mastermind behind it all is a natural fit for McDowell, and honestly, I just always want to see more of him.
Alternative if unavailiable: Sir Ian McKellen.
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Anyway, that settles that. Lock all the other threads. Shoot DSF. Return to your lives. Glad to be of service.
Captain Average - Simon Pegg
![simon-pegg.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.popbuzzuk.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F11%2Fsimon-pegg.jpg&hash=ce6978334703be34d727ecc3848eec7f)
The British comic/everyman/mock tough guy would be perfect in this role as the regular schlub in over his head in a world of superheroes and post-modernist humour. Also, he'd be playing a slightly different kind of role than usual and that would be good. In conclusion, Hot Fuzz kicked ***.
Alternative if unavailable: Seth Rogan.
WizKidd - Shia LaBeoueuf
![Shia%20LaBeouf%20Disturbia.gif](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bizofshowbiz.com%2Fuploads%2FShia%2520LaBeouf%2520Disturbia.gif&hash=cc0ac9a1c74515357cd9be8680427564)
Everybody's favourite up-and-comer is just right for the role of the smart-alecky yet ultimately invaluable teen recruit to the team. Hey, if Shia's in it, it's gotta be good.
Alternative if unavailable: Doesn't matter as long as they're from Superbad.
Sasserella - Kristin Bell
![2005_01_19_001.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fveronicamarsonline.com%2Fimages%2Fpressphotos%2F2005_01_19_001.jpg&hash=bd8089dc1d433e3116da7c2f5f32045c)
Clever, tough, witty, extremely hot, you know the deal. She's like, the female character in this and everything.
Alternative if unavailable: The chick who plays Starbuck on Battlestar Gallactica.
John J. Badass - Christian Bale
![story.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.salon.com%2Fent%2Ffeature%2F2004%2F10%2F26%2Fbale%2Fstory.jpg&hash=8f5f7233ad67fbb0ec568356cb8863e8)
Bale CHANNELS the slick, brutal, yet darkly humourous weapons engineer/expert swordsman we all know and love.
Alternative if unavailable: Clive Owen, but don't worry, Bale can pump out a film faster than a teenage boy. He's always around.
Baritone - Michael Clarke Duncan
![1866433482.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Feur.i1.yimg.com%2Feur.yimg.com%2Fxp%2Fpremiere_photo%2F20050905%2F19%2F1866433482.jpg&hash=baf3968280b7b9c4eb31b68df0041f32)
This one's a no-brainer.The hulking street fighter with a heart of gold is clearly based off of Duncan in the first place. Next.
Alternative if unavailable: None. The movie would be filmed around on MCD's schedule.
Nosfera-2 - Cillian Murphy
![269252559_395a24cfd0.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F109%2F269252559_395a24cfd0.jpg&hash=777fd3ef08d0531d62095855c4a80a61)
To me, no one would do a better job than Murphy at bringing the deadly vampiric cyborg to (un)life. This also rounds out minimum-two-people-from-Batman Begins rule quite nicely.
Alternative if unavailiable: Creepy albino Paul Bettany.
Israel Gray/The Scythe - Samuel L. Jackson
![sam-jackson-int-1.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.webwombat.com.au%2Fentertainment%2Fmovies%2Fimages%2Fsam-jackson-int-1.jpg&hash=fb33595c416376801e33d1ead8f08eaf)
I know the character's typically known as more of reserved, upper-class European type, but I think retooling him as a smooth, ghetto-bred manipulator who's worked his way up to the top would be right for this.
and finally...
Dr. Xander Blackwood - Malcolm McDowell
![Heroes_Linderman.jpg](/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F3%2F3b%2FHeroes_Linderman.jpg&hash=1e716305f6b233fb3871ce7aaf228889)
I'm very happy with this. The cruel, pragmatic mastermind behind it all is a natural fit for McDowell, and honestly, I just always want to see more of him.
Alternative if unavailiable: Sir Ian McKellen.
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Anyway, that settles that. Lock all the other threads. Shoot DSF. Return to your lives. Glad to be of service.