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Kal-Ill

Well-Known Member
Sup guys, just wanted to introduce myself.

I'm Nick, I'm turning 30 this month... YIKES.

It's all good though, I have a beautiful amazing wife and a spectacular 13 month old son so I think it's okay to be turning 30.

When I'm not hanging out with my son (i.e. when he finally crashes at the end of a long day of playing) I play x-box, I watch movies, watch TV's, and most importantly I have loved comic books since I can remember.

Glad to be here!
 

Ultimate Houde

UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Don't be so hasty.

Let's start by weighing him against a duck.

SCIENCE will solve this riddle.

Quickly, drain him of blood so I can do the proper tests. I need about 8 pints worth.

These will definitely tell me whether or not he's a witch.
 

Kal-Ill

Well-Known Member
What is the method for drawing the blood that suits you best, sir? Leeches, or a machete to the jugular? I am open to either lol
 

Bass

Nexus of the World
Sup guys, just wanted to introduce myself.

I'm Nick, I'm turning 30 this month... YIKES.

Hey! It's me! :D

It's all good though, I have a beautiful amazing wife and a spectacular 13 month old son so I think it's okay to be turning 30.

Oh no wait it totally isn't.

When I'm not hanging out with my son (i.e. when he finally crashes at the end of a long day of playing) I play x-box, I watch movies, watch TV's, and most importantly I have loved comic books since I can remember.

I spend my evenings alone, complaining about fictional characters.

Glad to be here!

I'm going to kill myself.
 
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Kal-Ill

Well-Known Member
Hey! It's me! :D



Oh no wait it totally isn't.



I spend my evenings alone, complaining about fictional characters.



I'm going to kill myself.



You rock, my brother from another mother across the ocean who at night pleasures himself with lotion.


Wait did I go too far? :)
 

J. Agamemnon

Well-Known Member
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Bass

Nexus of the World
You rock, my brother from another mother across the ocean who at night pleasures himself with lotion.


Wait did I go too far? :)

Oh no, I'm just getting started. :heybaby:




Huh. 20 posts and already the homoerotic tension has arrived. New record.
 

Kal-Ill

Well-Known Member
Then we will know for sure if I am a witch or not, although I plead my case that I am not a witch.
 
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