I Demand A Position In The Forum!!

[Zombipanda]

And since you'll never make me a moderator, I request the position as UC's Ambassador to China.

Okay, it's not so much a request as it is a demand. MAKE ME AMBASSADOR TO CHINA!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

No

You'll scare the children.

Now get back to polishing my shoes.

 

[Bass]

Houde has a point. You will scare the children.

But, step #23.05 in the UC Manifesto (right before "Change Site Name") is "War on China" so this would be a good way to get China to declare war on US allowing us the moral high ground of 'self-defence'.

Ambassador to China thou art.

 

[E]

I think having an ambassador to Botswana is more important.

 

[McCheese]

And since you'll never make me a moderator, I request the position as UC's Ambassador to China.

Okay, it's not so much a request as it is a demand. MAKE ME AMBASSADOR TO CHINA!

I'm coming with you to the strip club.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

How about the position just underneath that huge 10 ton weight... the one on the very flimsy rope..

 

[Ice]

Your position?

Member #UC456353. BRAND HIM.

 

[thee great one]

I think having an ambassador to Botswana is more important.

Can I take that position?

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Can I be Minister of Silly Walks?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Someone better start shining my shoes, or I'm going to use them to KICK YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES!

 

[Zombipanda]

Someone better start shining my shoes, or I'm going to use them to KICK YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES!

Who the **** gave Houde shoes???

You all know how he gets when we let him have shoes!!

 

[Lynx]

Who the **** gave Houde shoes???

You all know how he gets when we let him have shoes!!

I didn't think they made shoes in Gorilla Hands size. . .

 

[Zombipanda]

I didn't think they made shoes in Gorilla Hands size. . .

There's a whole specialty store at the local strip mall for animal hand shoes. I shop there myself.

 

[Gemini]

I get to be President of Calender's!

I totally called if back the **** off!

 

[Zombipanda]

I'm coming with you to the strip club.

In that tux, you'll add the necessary esteem to such a momentous occasion. Deal.

I get to be President of Calender's!

No. But you can be the Chairman of Grammatical Errors.

 

[Gemini]

In that tux, you'll add the necessary esteem to such a momentous occasion. Deal.



No. But you can be the Chairman of Grammatical Errors.

Grammar is for chumps and fascists.

So which one are you?

 

[Zombipanda]

Grammar is for chumps and fascists.

So which one are you?

I can't be both?

 

[SSJmole]

I want to be “Senior Executive Chief Freelance Coffee B**** "

Basically it means I'm in charge of getting everyone's coffee but thanks to the word Freelance, I only do it if I can be arsed

 

[DIrishB]

I think having an ambassador to Botswana is more important.

Allowing me to be Ambassador to The Netherlands would work nicely for me.

Your position?

Member #UC456353. BRAND HIM.

:lol:

Can I take that position?

Thats what she said!

 

[Planet-man]

I'm not sure where I'd like to Embassad to.

Oslo, I think we need a poll on whether or not Zombipanda is a chump or a fascist.