Johnny The Homical Maniac

thee great one

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"Hey! Who's you friend there?"

*points at teddy bear*

"Umm..That's Shmee"

*Johnny picks up the bear*

"Well, hello there Shmee! Nice to meet you! I am Nny. Weeelll, you certainly are a cute little bear-bear! Yes you are!! Yeeeesss you are!!!!"

"Tee-hee"

"What's that Shmee? Mm, hmmm, yess, hm? Yeeah, really? Okay what?
WELL **** YOU MR.BEAR!!!! YOU SPEAK LIES!!! LIIIES!!!!! STUFFED WITH PURE VENOM, YOU VILE, LINT INFESTED BASTARD!!
HOW MANY MORE, LIKE YOU. ARE THERE?!! HOW MANY MORE?!! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE THINGS I'VE ENDURED!! AND ALWAYS AT THE HANDS OF **** LIKE YOU!! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!!!


*Stabs the teddy bear to death*
 
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ProjectX2

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I must read this. Invader Zim rocked.
 

thee great one

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I just got the trade for this. It's written by the creator of Invader Zim.

I forgot how wonderfully disturbing this was.

You should all read it. It's great and the adventures of Noodleboy (The comic that Johnny writes)

"Get the hell off my car."

"Meow"

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*Points at roadkill dog*

"My god, you're beautiful"

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"You ****in toaster!! You're nothing! That's all you're ever be, a toaster!! DAMN!! I have no kiwis!
 

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I loved Johnny. I remember reading it as it came out back in high school... One of my friends did one hell of a rendition of him in the back of anothers year book...

Good times... good times...
 

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