Killing Hobos

[moonmaster]

Killing Hobos.
We all like to do it.
Now there's a game.
Make up two rhyming lines.
About Killin' Hobos.
Maybe one day we'll compile it into one big song.
And sell that song to a record label.
And release it to much acclaim.
Until we're sued for inspiring mass hobo genocide.
But that's far in the future.
Right now, we got some hobos to kill.
I'll start off with a few lines to give you an idea of how things work.




Ohhhhh.

I like to kill hobos everyday,
They aren't real people anyway!

Knifin' 'em and guttin' 'em and eatin' their hearts,
Stealing their clothes and their shopping carts!

Ohhh, killin' hobos. It's a fine occupation.
We'll kill them hobos all across, this grand old nation!

 

[thee great one]

Hobos keep this country alive.

 

[moonmaster]

Hobos keep this country alive.

That does not rhyme.

Do you want me to gut you like the hobo you are?

Start singing.

 

[Ice]

Hobos keep this country alive.

Stop trying to save your job.

We all know you go by your hobo name 'Bob'.

 

[moonmaster]

Stop trying to save your job.

We all know you go by your hobo name 'Bob'.

That does not rhyme.

Do you feel that heat in your belly?

That is my knife.

Now I'm going to pull it up and I'm not going to stop until your eyes are protruding like those of the hobos that I bled to death in my basement last night.

 

[thee great one]

I have no time to rhyme.

 

[Ice]

That does not rhyme.

Yes it does, fool.

Now swim with your hobo friends in the blood pool.

 

[moonmaster]

I have no time to rhyme.

You are a poet and you didn't even know it.

Unfortunately you are also dead because I just killed you, you foul hobo.

Yes it does, fool.

Now swim with your hobo friends in the blood pool.

Don't think that I won't take a break,
To chop you up and throw you in the lake.

 

[McCheese]

Stop trying to save your job.

We all know you go by your hobo name 'Bob'.

That wasn't good. How about this instead:

I got my start with this hobo Bob.
It'd been 10 years since he had a job.

That does not rhyme.

Do you feel that heat in your belly?

That is my knife.

Now I'm going to pull it up and I'm not going to stop until your eyes are protruding like those of the hobos that I bled to death in my basement last night.

It rhymed. Poorly.

 

[Ice]

That wasn't good. How about this instead:

I got my start with this hobo Bob.
It'd been 10 years since he had a job.

I wasnt even trying to rhyme, really. I was just wanting to insult him. Then I just threw in the bob line cuz it did rhyme.

It rhymed. Poorly.

You say that about ME?! That's it! No allowance for a month!!

 

[McCheese]

I wasnt even trying to rhyme, really. I was just wanting to insult him. Then I just threw in the bob line cuz it did rhyme.

That's just fine, that's just dandy.
I kill hobos with poisened candy.

You say that about ME?! That's it! No allowance for a month!!

You're not my real Dad!!!

 

[moonmaster]

I am going to ignore the screams of TOG and Ice coming from the secret little room in my basement and continue with the game.


I live as an outcast, all alone,
I make furniture out of their bones.

I cut their eyes right out of their skulls,
And I eat 'em like meatballs until I'm full.

 

[Iceshadow]

You say that about ME?! That's it! No allowance for a month!!

He said that to Mooney.:wink:

Insted of developing a skill like picking locks,
Hobo Bob only knew how to live in a box.

 

[Ice]

He said that to Mooney.:wink:

To Moony....about me.

 

[Thor]

Go collect cans and get some cash
Now get off the streets or I'll kick your ash.

Its funny because I didn't use the actual word.

You can change it to *** if you want to. That is, if you accept it.

 

[ProjectX2]

It should be "and get off the streets or smoke some hash".

 

[Thor]

It should be "and get off the streets or smoke some hash".

No I'm ok....

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I read the title and though it was killing Houdes
But it wasn't, and man was TOG rude?

 

[Ultimate Quicksilver]

What an awesome and catchy song.
Makes me go killing hobos all day long.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I decided to stop killing hobos for a while. I mean it's fun and all......but what happens when you run outta hobos?