Lines you would LIKE to have seen in 'The Ultimates'

fenway

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Many people on this site are FAR better at this than me (as you are about to see), but have you ever read a comic that you've REALLY liked, and then thought, "Wow...they sould have said THIS"...Tell me a line you would LIKE to have seen in Ultimates. Example:

(Check the artwork during this conversation between Tony and Natasha, and you'll see this fits! :) )When Tony, in Ultimates 10, is holding the bottle, and eventually turns and smashes Widow in the face, and she falls to the ground - guards come running to check on Tony...Tony looks down, mournfully

Tony: Such a waste (shaking head)
Guard (Johnson, let's say): Yes sir...a terrible waste

Tony looks at Johnson

Tony: You surprise me, Johnson
Johnson: Sir?
Tony: I never knew you were a Merlot man

Stunned silence

Tony: (Sighing) It was my only one, you know

More silence

Tony: Let's get down to the old Engineering room



As an even goofier line, you could insert Tony saying

"Liquor always went to her head"

Anyway... a little black humour would certainly not be out of place in the Ultimates, particularly here, given what Widow's done.....Tell me your 'missed opportunity' lines!
 

ProjectX2

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I always read lines and think it would be better if they changed the words around, etc.
 

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Jan kick Hank in the nuts. How priceless would that have been? He whips out the bug spray so she reverts to full size and *bang* down he goes.
 

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when Aunt may went to see her therapist ...way back when.....it would have funny if her responce was...

Th: "why are you here mrs. Parker?"

AM: "I don't really know...i just had to get away"

Th: "did it have something to do with this captian guy?"

AM: "No,"

Th: "are you...SURE?"

AM: "what the hell do you think? i havn't gotten laid in over a year and the 1st person i try with ends up dead. I mean is it SOO wrong...to just wanna get laid..."

TH: "mmmm....no mrs. parker it is very comman in woman your age to........."

that would just have been funny....
 
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Super_Human

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Cap:Look Hank,about the pillars dropping on your head and you throwing the truck at me,it was a different time and you were different.I was different.

Hank:Alright Cap,whatever this is just get it over with.I really see no reason....

Cap:(Slaps Hank's butt)...You've redeemed yourself soldier,now gimme a kiss.
 

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