MACHETE the Movie

[nigma]

If theirs a thread for this, I didn't find it.

Machete the Movie by Robert Rodriguez, you may remember this movie as a teaser trailer in between Grindhouse and Planet Terror.....well its a movie now to be released Sep. 3 2010

The IMDB Link

The following Trailer was released for Cinco De Mayo (May 5th) by Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo with a special message for the state of Arizona.

Hey Arizona, Don't **** With This Mexican

Watch the Video here

Is it me, or is there something HOT about Lindsay Lohan in a Nun outfight holding a gun?

 

[ProjectX2]

I want to see this movie so bad.

And I want the proper Grindhouse on DVD.

 

[Planet-man]

WTF LAPIDUS? YES! Was he in the original trailer?

Also WTF DeNiro and Seagal? !!!!!!

The thing with Grindhouse is that no matter how accurately they do a DVD release of it, for me, that one movie theater experience was incredible and I can't see it living up. But that's part of the reason I'm excited for this.... it could be another absolutely gut-busting hilarious theater experience, hopefully with the same group of friends.

 

[ProjectX2]

WTF LAPIDUS? YES! Was he in the original trailer?

Also WTF DeNiro and Seagal? !!!!!!

The thing with Grindhouse is that no matter how accurately they do a DVD release of it, for me, that one movie theater experience was incredible and I can't see it living up. But that's part of the reason I'm excited for this.... it could be another absolutely gut-busting hilarious theater experience, hopefully with the same group of friends.

Yes, Lapidus was in the original trailer. Everyone else (except Hurley's dad (look at all these Lost actors, even Ana-Lucia is in it)) was added.

And yes, De Niro and Seagal. Awesome.

 

[Zombipanda]

They've been talking about DeNiro since Grindhouse originally came out. I'm ecstatic that this film is actually going to be released, and just floored with the fact that DeNiro actually is involved. Too cool.

 

[nigma]

you can't forget about Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba, and DeNiro does pull off a good southern accent.

 

[McCheese]

That looks awesome.

**** Arizona.

 

[Iceshadow]

I'm surprised that Lindsey Lohan could even get work.

 

[nigma]

[video]http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/machete/red-band-trailer[/video]

holy mother of creation that was awesome

edit: the trailer is red band, you have been warned, now enjoy

 

[Langsta]

Cheech was great at the end of that trailer. Apparently there's a rumor that Quentin Tarantino is directing a fake trailer called Agent Orange, with Tim Roth?

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I saw it.

It is what it is. And what it is is AWESOME!


"Machete don't text." :lol:

 

[thee great one]

"Machete improvise."

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Oddly enough....I was dragged to this film by a girl.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I saw it.

It is what it is. And what it is is AWESOME!


"Machete don't text." :lol:

He's me. If I was a kickass Mexican Fed.

Spoiler

She pulled a cellphone out of her ****.

Seriously.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Oh yeah....I forgot about the hidden cell phone.



And went straight to using it too!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

The guys where in the next room! She could have just said it loudly!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

That makes it even more disgusting!


I think I'm in love with the twins though.

 

[nigma]

loved the movie.

your talking about the nurse twins right?

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

This movie was 1000% entertaining and crazy.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Machete don't text.

I thought Machete didn't text?

Machete improvise.