Marvel Cinematic Universe - Timeline (Part 5)

[Pro Bot]

I don't mind you shitting on those films respectfully, I just don't understand the extreme hatred for Jon Watts. He's just a guy, y'know? He didn't mean to hurt you.

 

[selfishmisery]

I don't mind you shitting on those films respectfully, I just don't understand the extreme hatred for Jon Watts. He's just a guy, y'know? He didn't mean to hurt you.

Yeah, direct that anger at Michael Bay instead. For....very topical reasons I can't say here.

 

[Dego Strange]

TAKE THAT JON
NOBODY LIKES YOU
YOU'RE A FAILURE AND A DISGRACE TO THE FILM INDUSTRY
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THOSE CGI SWINGS AND SHOVE EM

Homecoming is one of the best spiderman movie out there

 

[Pro Bot]

Homecoming is one of the best spiderman movie out there

Eh...

 

[BabyBomber]

Homecoming is one of the best spiderman movie out there

Why is he telling the truth

 

[BabyBomber]

"He's not just a man…not just, a SUPER man."

 

[Pro Bot]

Eh...

Homecoming has Vulture and he's pretty good. I like the ending stuff when he's using his homemade suit. Other than that, well, it's alright. It's very silly and that's okay, but it puts me off it a bit. Not a big fan of the "Mr. Stark" aspects, either. Definitely not a bad film.

Honestly, I think Andrew had the best humour and quips. I broke down laughing the first time I watched those films, regardless of technical quality (hate me, I'm a TASM2 apologist). Tom does well but he's never been super funny. Tobey occasionally has funny lines, but nothing beats him in the video game tie-ins. Spider-Man 2 is objectively the best, of course, while Spider-Man 3 is the funniest and possibly most enjoyable.

Homecoming is fun in its own ways. I think it's the best of the Watts trilogy.

 

[JudgeDreddpool]

TAKE THAT JON
NOBODY LIKES YOU
YOU'RE A FAILURE AND A DISGRACE TO THE FILM INDUSTRY
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THOSE CGI SWINGS AND SHOVE EM

Dude, cut. It. Out! I don't get this vitriolic hatred you have for the Watts trilogy.

 

[JudgeDreddpool]

Yeah, direct that anger at Michael Bay instead. For....very topical reasons I can't say here.

Or better yet, direct it at actual scumbag directors like John Landis, Roman Polanski, or Victor Salva

 

[selfishmisery]

Or better yet, direct it at actual scumbag directors like John Landis, Roman Polanski, or Victor Salva

Michael Bay is in the same category as the last two...Allegedly.