Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Internets.

moonmaster

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I'm watching that ****ty movie about the crocodile in Africa that's a serial killer. Or something. 04:47 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


I didn't know crocodiles could roar. 04:49 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


Oh crap, the croc just saved the chick from some rapist guy. Run *****, run! 04:51 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


The African kid just saved them with his gun. He's black, so he's probably in a gang. Is there a wing of the crips in Burundi? 04:56 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


The crazy croc hunter got all blowed up and eaten. It's like Steve Irwin all over again. 04:59 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


I think the African kid's name is Jar Jar. Or Jojo. But I'm just going to keep thinking it's Jar Jar. 05:12 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


Ooo. They got double-crossed. 05:17 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


Noooooooooooo!!! THE CROC KILLED ORLANDO JONES!!! **** YOU, ****ING CROCODILE!!! *weeps* 05:23 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


Oh-ho!! The bad guy got totally ****ing eaten! He got bitten in half and then it popped his head open like a cherry gusher! 05:27 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


Jar Jar survived and got to go to America like he always wanted. Yay. What a happy ending. 05:30 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


...But the croc is still out there!! They should've shown it hanging from the bottom of the plane at the end though. 05:32 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


Then they could have zoomed in on it and it could have winked at the camera and laughed maniacally. They'd be setting up the perfect sequel. 05:33 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


That was an incredible cinematic experience. I give it nine "CRIKEY!""s out of ten. If you see one movie about giant crocodiles this year, 05:36 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


make it "Mideval" or "Primeval" or whatever it's called. Forget TDK, "GIANT ****ING CROCODILE MOVIE" is where it's at. 05:39 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


I'm starting a campaign to get that croc an Oscar nomination. That was an intense, disturbing performance. 05:40 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific


.......I'm tired. 05:41 AM July 19, 2008 from twitterrific



Thank you very much.

On next time's edition: The Academy Award Winning Film Scarecrows Men That Kill People.
 

ProjectX2

Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

It works better on Twitter.
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

Your face works better on Twitter.
 

Bass

Nexus of the World
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

At least he didn't merge all the posts into an incoherent mess into another thread. :cry:
 

ProjectX2

Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

At least he didn't merge all the posts into an incoherent mess into another thread. :cry:

I would if there was already a discussion thread about this crocodile crap, if he didn't plan on doing it more than once and if there was 80 ****ing posts!
 

Gemini

Well-Known Member
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

whats the name of this movie?
 

E

Moderator
Excelsior Club
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

At least he didn't merge all the posts into an incoherent mess into another thread. :cry:

I'm missing the subtle reference here.
 

Bass

Nexus of the World
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

I'm missing the subtle reference here.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THREE!!!!! *shakes fist*

SUBTLE? Tom Cruise was in it! It's anything BUT subtle!
 

E

Moderator
Excelsior Club
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THREE!!!!! *shakes fist*

SUBTLE? Tom Cruise was in it! It's anything BUT subtle!

I forgot everything about that movie the moment I stepped out of the theater.
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

And now it is time for The Scarecrows:

I'm watching a movie about killer scarecrows. Seriously. 02:36 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


There's a bunch of guys who robbed an army base and escaped. One guy jumped out of the plane with all the money and threw a grenade at them 02:39 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


They threw the grenade out of the plane and it produced the lamest explosion effect I've ever seen. 02:41 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


Now they're looking for the guy. He's in an abandoned house...surrounded by scarecrows!!! 02:45 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


There's a guy who looks like Zangief from Street Fighter. 02:49 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


Ohh, shanked by a scarecrow. 02:55 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


I think the people who owned the old house were into witchcraft. They have a dead bird on a cross. 03:01 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


Oh those rednecks and their love of alternative forms of spiritual belief. 03:05 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


This girl is being held hostage and she's doing her ****ing makeup. THERE ARE SCARECROWS OUT THERE *****! THIS **** IS SERIOUS! 03:11 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


The guy with the money came back and he was cut open and full of money inside. OMG UNDEAD SCARECROW PEOPLE. 03:20 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


One guy after they had to shoot the guy 50 times and decapitate him to kill him: "What was he on?" He was on zombie meth, dumbass. 03:22 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


The hostage girl's dad got scarecrowed. : ( 03:23 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific

The scarecrows are murderizing the dumbass. They sawed his hand off and stabbed him in the face. Owy. 03:27 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


The girl says that they don't want her, just the robbers. Because they stole from the government? These are some patriotic scarecrow zombies 03:35 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


She wants her damn dog. This girl is too stupid to live. 03:37 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


Zangief saved her from the scarecrow...in slow motion!! 03:40 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


Now she saved him. Aw. 03:43 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


Human head in the fridge! I hate when that happens. 03:44 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


The dumbass is back, sans lips. I think he's dead. And I think the scarecrows are done with their murderizing. 03:47 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


Spoke too soon! Undead daddy's back! 03:54 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


Zangief blew him up with a grenade, but the explosion seemed to be that of a firecracker (at best.) And didn't even damage the plane. Wow. 03:55 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


Haha, the dog is chewing on the body!! Excellent ending. 03:56 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific


I give it nine undead scarecrows out of ten. Almost as great as Primeval, but with-unfortunately-far fewer giant killer crocodiles. 03:58 AM July 25, 2008 from twitterrific



In next week's episode: Stephen King Presents: Murderous Trucks Who Want to Murder YOU: Starring Emilio Estevez: and the music of AC/DC:!
 

moonmaster

Without him, all of you would be lost souls roamin
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I'm now posting these on the blog.


Now with all kinds of pictures and videos, meaning it's at least 60% better.
 

Langsta

Well-Known Member
Re: Moonmaster's Real-Time Expert Film Commentaries as Being Published on The Interne

I'm now posting these on the blog.


Now with all kinds of pictures and videos, meaning it's at least 60% better.

What the **** is this??
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