Oh Bugger....its The Great British Thread

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

What ho chaps. Welcome to The Great British Thread. Care for some tea and scones?
We fellows of the United Kingdom need more recognition. So I have taken it upon my highly cultured self to start a thread dedicated to the comings and goings of the mighty British Empire.

Tallyho.

Latest news, apparently a bird of some sort has had a crash with an RAF Tornado. Dreadful news. Time for some tea.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7543846.stm

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Piss Poor, Jolly Good showing by that bird though.

Scones please.

 

[JonnyFreeze]

Oh bugger me! it would appear to be what the uncultured world has been waiting for! A thread all about the greatest empire to have ever existed and fueled solely on Tea and dripping.

How about that British Sunshine eh monkay? By Jove i think its buggered off already!

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Cheers mate!

Pip pip

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Whatwhat? The weather has been positively dreadful John old bean.

 

[JonnyFreeze]

Cheers mate!

Pip pip

Master Kalicki would you care for some jam sandwiches? or maybe some hanky panky instead? ;D what what what

Whatwhat? The weather has been positively dreadful John old bean.

Its absolutely legging it down here in Cardiff. Really i mean it is literally pissing it down
How about Swansea?

 

[Joe Kalicki]

'Allo? What 'ave we 'ere?

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

I wouldn't know about Swansea old chap, moved out of there when the chavs descended upon us.

I am currently residing in Cardiff as well, so yes, it is chucking it down from the Heavens squire.

 

[JonnyFreeze]

bloody chavs. I see they have taken over the underpass over by the musem also. Little buggers jumped a mate of mine once and gave him a right good thumping.
where abouts in cardiff?

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Just outside Cardiff by Cardiff Airport in a little village called Rhoose.

 

[JonnyFreeze]

Oh i have no idea. Never even stepped out of the city really to be honest with you. Im up by the Business school of the university. You know Blackweir tavern?

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

Ruddy good time 'e's been 'aving up with them damnable irishmen. Ey, now boy?

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Vaguely. I spend most of my time in the centre really.

 

[JonnyFreeze]

I only go Blackweir cos its across the road from where i live lol. But i rather go Revs or Oceana on a monday night son! Leng Lui night!

 

[Iceshadow]

*rebels*

 

[E]

Yo yo yo. 'sup boyeeeeeeees?

 

[thee great one]

Rubbish.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Yo yo yo. 'sup boyeeeeeeees?

It's not funny if that's how you normally talk.

 

[Gemini]

*looks in thread*

smells like **** in here

*leaves*

 

[E]

It's not funny if that's how you normally talk.

Yo, step off, mutha****a.