Bass said:I like this. We should make up more reasons.
Orson Scott Card threatened to cover Ferry in blue-invulnerablo-mokney-paint and he acquiesed.
Ferry, told by a man from the future, explained that World War 4: This Time It's Personal, began because he remained on Mister Miracle, but if he were to draw Ultimate Iron Man 2, the world would be saved.
Ferry has had his brain removed and replaced with scrotum, which is now throughout his entire body. This is because of a monkey.
God and the Devil made a bet. The Devil won.