Seinfeld is my favorite show, ever.
"Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!"
My favorite episode is probably The Marine Biologist, followed closely by The Soup Nazi.
There's an exchange between Jerry and Newman (can't remember the episode, but it's the one where Newman is trying to get transferred to Hawaii) I have in my Facebook quotes:
NEWMAN: Blast! There's no way I can handle 8 in addition to my usual load of one! I'll never get to Hawaii! I'll be stuck in this apartment building forever! The dream is dead.
JERRY: You're giving up that easy?
NEWMAN: I usually do. See ya.
JERRY: No, wait a minute, Newman! You can't let this dream die. You moving away is my dream too!
NEWMAN: What are you proposing?
JERRY: Whatever it takes, for as long as it takes me, where ever it takes me as long as it takes you away from me!
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