That Thread About Work: "Custom kitchen deliveries...!"

[Captain Canuck]

So I'm preaching tomorrow (/later today)at church (remember I'm a pastor)

and I just stayed up till 3:20am finishing my sermon

it's good. I'm exhausted.

Time for a few hours of sleep:rockon:

 

[Friday]

So I'm preaching tomorrow (/later today)at church (remember I'm a pastor)

and I just stayed up till 3:20am finishing my sermon

it's good. I'm exhausted.

Time for a few hours of sleep:rockon:

Is it about the bear that god sent to eat children that made fun of the bald kid?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

That bear constantly makes fun of me...

 

[Captain Canuck]

Is it about the bear that god sent to eat children that made fun of the bald kid?

haha nope. And that's not quite how the story goes.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

My boss is gone.

Her boss is gone.

And his boss is gone.

I'M RUNNING THE ****ING PLACE!

GENE SPLICING ALL AROUND BABY! W00T!

 

[McCheese]

my boss is gone.

Her boss is gone.

And his boss is gone.

I'm running the ****ing place!

Gene splicing all around baby! W00t!

science!!!​

 

[McCheese]

my boss is gone.

Her boss is gone.

And his boss is gone.

I'm running the ****ing place!

Gene splicing all around baby! W00t!

science fail!!!​

 

[Victor Von Doom]

My boss is gone.

Her boss is gone.

And his boss is gone.

I'M RUNNING THE ****ING PLACE!

GENE SPLICING ALL AROUND BABY! W00T!

We all know that means.......


The world is gonna get real flying pigs.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

science!!!​

SCIENCE!

science fail!!!​

Ummmm.....Science?

We all know that means.......

The world is gonna get real flying pigs.

Already done. I'm going to come up with something new.

Like a monkey with four asses.

 

[Random]

Hmm, now lets see. What gene do I want spliced with mine? A cheeta would make me really fast, a Rhino really strong, with a Monkey's DNA I could do could do crazy Jackie Chan stunts, or a horse. Because, um well... you know :heybaby:

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Hmm, now lets see. What gene do I want spliced with mine? A cheeta would make me really fast, a Rhino really strong, with a Monkey's DNA I could do could do crazy Jackie Chan stunts, or a horse. Because, um well... you know :heybaby:

You want four legs and like hay?

 

[Random]

You want four legs and like hay?

Exactly!

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Personally, the only thing I want outta gene splicing?

+

=

Come on science! *finger crossed*

 

[Random]

Personally, the only thing I want outta gene splicing?

+

=

Come on science! *finger crossed*

This has to be post of the day

 

[McCheese]

SCIENCE!



Ummmm.....Science?

Just covering all my bases.

If you successfully create Giganta then SCIENCE! If you fail to create Giganta and Boston is attacked by a giant not-hot gorilla then SCIENCE FAIL!

Either way, McCheese was right.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Well, the best we could achieve was a monkey wearing a red wig.

Sorry guys. She only grew to six feet too.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I have a new cubical mate evidently. She is wearing FAR too much perfume than should be allowed.

All I can smell is gross fruit.

 

[E]

I have a new cubical mate evidently. She is wearing FAR too much perfume than should be allowed.

All I can smell is gross fruit.

Too many women are too stupid about perfume. When it's that overpowering we all know they are just covering up BO because they didn't have time to take a shower. They aren't fooling anyone.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

No ****.

And it smells like something my grandmother wore.

 

[Iceshadow]

Ugh, too much perfume makes me sick to my stomach.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Stupid girls and their stinky smells.

 

[Zombipanda]

Stupid girls and their stinky smells.

*sigh!* If only girls could smell like Axe body spray.

 

[Friday]

I got snubbed by the deaf today.

I was right by the door as they came in, gave them my best Hi, anything I can help you find and they just walked on by. There's no way they didn't see me. Even if you can't hear me I had my arms open and my mouth moving while infront of them. They were just being rude.

 

[Iceshadow]

I bet they just hate people who've had brain surgery.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

*sigh!* If only girls could smell like Axe body spray.

I'd be weirded out by a girl who constantly smelled like Kilo or Phoenix.

Interestingly enough though, I started using their Dark Temptation spray before I left for the desert.....and you wouldn't believe how many different women just love that smell.

It was like they were tossing the poon at me! I was having to stiff arm these hoes off me like a Heisman Trophy pose.

I got snubbed by the deaf today.

I was right by the door as they came in, gave them my best Hi, anything I can help you find and they just walked on by. There's no way they didn't see me. Even if you can't hear me I had my arms open and my mouth moving while infront of them. They were just being rude.

I bet if you tackled them and began wailing on their face with your fists while screaming "Can you hear me now?" they'd hear you loud and clear.

 

[Ice]

I had mentioned on Twitter about being a magnet of people coming to me to complain. It's been happening at work where we have new schedules to go by with our classes and even though people know I'm not in charge of it, they all seem to have the need to come to me to ***** and whine about how they have a certain class three times a week and blah blah blah. No matter how much I clearly say I have no control over it, or that they just have to wait until a final schedule is made, they just keep at it.

Some of these people are good people, but they all seriously need to STFU, I really hate to say. I'm not in charge of scheduling so why the **** cry to me about it?! It is seriously beyond ridiculous.

 

[ProjectX2]

I had mentioned on Twitter about being a magnet of people coming to me to complain. It's been happening at work where we have new schedules to go by with our classes and even though people know I'm not in charge of it, they all seem to have the need to come to me to ***** and whine about how they have a certain class three times a week and blah blah blah. No matter how much I clearly say I have no control over it, or that they just have to wait until a final schedule is made, they just keep at it.

Some of these people are good people, but they all seriously need to STFU, I really hate to say. I'm not in charge of scheduling so why the **** cry to me about it?! It is seriously beyond ridiculous.

Fight them.

 

[E]

I had mentioned on Twitter about being a magnet of people coming to me to complain. It's been happening at work where we have new schedules to go by with our classes and even though people know I'm not in charge of it, they all seem to have the need to come to me to ***** and whine about how they have a certain class three times a week and blah blah blah. No matter how much I clearly say I have no control over it, or that they just have to wait until a final schedule is made, they just keep at it.

Some of these people are good people, but they all seriously need to STFU, I really hate to say. I'm not in charge of scheduling so why the **** cry to me about it?! It is seriously beyond ridiculous.

So...you're coming to us...to complain about it...

 

[Ice]

So...you're coming to us...to complain about it...

And the difference? Oh yeah. I'm not expecting you to do something about it (like they are).

 

[J. Agamemnon]

So some jerk at my work tried to off himself. We stopped him before he could do any damage. It's just a little off-putting watching an old man with a noose around his neck, trying to find a reasonable place to tie the other end of the noose. It's weird because it comes as the same time my friends mom tried to do the same....at the same time, just in another city. Life is precious, none of you forget that.