The Brain-Eating Amoeba Is Coming To Eat Your Brains: I Know Because He Told Me

[moonmaster]

6 Die From Brain-Eating Amoeba in Lakes

By CHRIS KAHN

PHOENIX (AP) — It sounds like science fiction but it's true: A killer amoeba living in lakes enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain where it feeds until you die.

Even though encounters with the microscopic bug are extraordinarily rare, it's killed six boys and young men this year. The spike in cases has health officials concerned, and they are predicting more cases in the future.

I'm now positively sure that this is, in fact, how I will die.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Six people in one year by something mysterious I never heard of before is rare?

And why only boys and young men?

Oh yeah, so it doesn't starve!

:highfive:

 

[ProjectX2]

I'm pretty sure this is what Stephen King based The Moist off of.

 

[moonmaster]

 

[Iceshadow]

Two cases were in Texas. :scared:

 

[Friday]

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I could feed them for years.

 

[Random]

My god, its all coming together

 

[E]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Post of the Day.

 

[Bass]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So completely POTD.

 

[Gemini]

that's exactly what i was thinking

 

[Langsta]

I'm never entering any body of water ever again. This is some serious, ****ed up ****.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I'm never entering any body ever again.

Fixed that for you, you parasite!

 

[Bass]

that's exactly what i was thinking

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The Hypno-Toad approves this post.

As do you all.

 

[Gemini]

@[email protected]

The Hypno-Toad approves this post.

As do you all.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD!

 

[Bass]

Heeee!

 

[Planet-man]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD!

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[Ultimate Houde]

I'm never entering any body of water ever again. This is some serious, ****ed up ****.

Since you posted this, have you entered another body of water?