The Fortress of Solitude Exists

[ProjectX2]

We've had Kryptonite, and now we have his Fortress...

http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=1143#cave

Superman is coming.

 

[Iceshadow]

The Fortress is in Mexico...do we really want a Mexican Superman?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Can he jump over the tallest fences in a single bound?

 

[Friday]

The Fortress is in Mexico...do we really want a Mexican Superman?

As long as he takes Super-Siesta's and wears a giant sombrero with the S insignia on it.

 

[E]

The Fortress is in Mexico...do we really want a Mexican Superman?

If he can make super burritos...hell yes we do.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Runs faster than a speeding immigration official...

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I would wonder if he would sit in front of Home Depot, and you could hire him to do jobs around your house, or to save a falling spaceship

 

[Victor Von Doom]

This is the most racist aweosme thread ever.

 

[Ice]

This is the most racist aweosme thread ever.

Hells yes.

HAHAHAHA!!! :lol:

 

[TwilightEL]

The Fortress is in Mexico...do we really want a Mexican Superman?

Can he jump over the tallest fences in a single bound?

As long as he takes Super-Siesta's and wears a giant sombrero with the S insignia on it.

If he can make super burritos...hell yes we do.

Runs faster than a speeding immigration official...

I would wonder if he would sit in front of Home Depot, and you could hire him to do jobs around your house, or to save a falling spaceship

Put the word "beaner" in a few of those sentences, and you've got a Carlos Mencia joke.

 

[E]

Put the word "beaner" in a few of those sentences, and you've got a Carlos Mencia joke.

Haha - she's right! All we did was rip off a Carlos Mencia routine!

 

[TwilightEL]

Haha - she's right! All we did was rip off a Carlos Mencia routine!

And for that, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.



















































And, you know, for racism and stuff.

 

[E]

Can he jump over the tallest fences in a single bound?

I totally missed that...that might just be Post of the Day.

 

[Gothamite]

This is far cooler than the dumbass Kryptonite discovery. At least this looks like the Fortress.

The Kryptonite thing was dumb. The only reason they could say it was Kryptonite was because Singer was too thick to write 'unknown' as one of the components in SR.

 

[Planet-man]

This is far cooler than the dumbass Kryptonite discovery. At least this looks like the Fortress.

The Kryptonite thing was dumb. The only reason they could say it was Kryptonite was because Singer was too thick to write 'unknown' as one of the components in SR.

The Kryptonite thing wasn't as stupid as the reactions it got on the Superman Homepage. "OMG this must mean Krypton is real! LOL! Just kidding of course! "

I swear that one surge of posts was a huge factor in me finally saying **** it. Everybody here is retarded. I'm done.

[/drama]

 

[Gothamite]

I swear that one surge of posts was a huge factor in me finally saying **** it. Everybody here is retarded. I'm done.
[/drama]

Good thing I was gone at that point. I don't think i could deal with being retarded right now. I also love ice-cream and a nice pair of slacks (proceeds to put mayonnaise in the toaster).

 

[moonmaster]

This is the most racist aweosme thread ever.

Yes. Even better than my "Happy Hannukah from Mel Gibson" thread.

Put the word "beaner" in a few of those sentences, and you've got a Carlos Mencia joke.

"The United States contains a somewhat large population of Latino people who have entered the country through illegal means. For this reason, they are willing to work for lower wages than many citizens and some feel that they are diverting jobs from such people. This is a sensitive and highly topical issue.



"Beaner."

Haha - she's right! All we did was rip off a Carlos Mencia routine!

"Ultimate Central is a thief and a hack"

-Carlos Mencia fan forum

 

[ultimatedjf]

Yes. Even better than my "Happy Hannukah from Mel Gibson" thread.

It's been a year and a few days since the Mel Gibson scandal.

The only reason I know this is because The Boston Globe thinks that story is worthy of being in the "This Day in History" section. :roll:

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Put the word "beaner" in a few of those sentences, and you've got a Carlos Mencia joke.

Haha - she's right! All we did was rip off a Carlos Mencia routine!

How come I have a feeling Carlos Mencia will see this, and the next thing we know, he has a Mexican Superman on his show

Then we have further ammo against him for being a Hack.