The Kiwi Returns.

[thee great one]

Our dear ProjectX2 is back.

I dare say the interweb is not the same without him.

 

[Friday]

Our dear ProjectX2 is back.

I dare say the interweb is not the same without him.

He left?

Welcome back!

Yeah!

 

[ProjectX2]

I left?

 

[ourchair]

Wha-huh?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

OMG I missed Project so much that I couldn't sleep!

YOU'RE BACK!

Have my babies

 

[Ice]

I missed Project. I'm glad he's back.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

I knew the site was missing a certain amount of hate.

 

[thee great one]

He got laid in Aussie.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Who hasn't?

 

[E]

I left?

I thought you were mad about the April Fool's joke.

 

[marvelman]

I left?

Yeah dude. You missed a couple immature comments of the day. But I think I'm caught back up now.

 

[ProjectX2]

I don't remember this.

TOG is scary.

 

[E]

Good news - Proj is back again! Welcome back!

 

[Bass]

Phew, it's about time. I don't think I've heard from him since the EVENT.

 

[Zombipanda]

Phew, it's about time. I don't think I've heard from him since the EVENT.

.....

What is THE EVENT?

 

[Bass]

Whatever you do, do not think about THE EVENT and REMAIN INDOORS.

 

[Zombipanda]

Whatever you do, do not think about THE EVENT and REMAIN INDOORS.

Is Monday Night Football THE EVENT?

Will THE EVENT give my mouth sex appeal, get rid of the nubs, or make me look five pounds thinner?

Will THE EVENT be televised?

Will THE EVENT star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia?

Is THE EVENT bigger than a breadbox? Smaller than a house?

Does THE EVENT contain acai berries?

Is THE EVENT Atkins friendly?

If I buy tickets to THE EVENT and have a last minute obligation, will it be possible to get a refund?

Is THE EVENT open to residents of Alaska, Hawaii and Oregon?

Will THE EVENT cause rare instances of night terrors, diarrhea, thoughts of suicide, and death by spontaneous combustion?

And if THE EVENT causes me to feel any of these conditions, should I stop using THE EVENT immediately and consult my physician?

 

[the watcher]

Good news - Proj is back again! Welcome back!

He was gone??...

 

[Bass]

Is Monday Night Football THE EVENT?

Will THE EVENT give my mouth sex appeal, get rid of the nubs, or make me look five pounds thinner?

Will THE EVENT be televised?

Will THE EVENT star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia?

Is THE EVENT bigger than a breadbox? Smaller than a house?

Does THE EVENT contain acai berries?

Is THE EVENT Atkins friendly?

If I buy tickets to THE EVENT and have a last minute obligation, will it be possible to get a refund?

Is THE EVENT open to residents of Alaska, Hawaii and Oregon?

Will THE EVENT cause rare instances of night terrors, diarrhea, thoughts of suicide, and death by spontaneous combustion?

And if THE EVENT causes me to feel any of these conditions, should I stop using THE EVENT immediately and consult my physician?

I AM DISTRESSED.

He was gone??...

You didn't notice?

You sicken me.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I farted doing situps.

That was the Event.