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Nurhachi

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Hey how are all you guys doing?

Perhaps your wondering why this thread is only addressed to these four wonderful beasts of men. That's because they're the only ones here that didn't SELL OUT you dirty rotten nazi outsellers. How dare the rest of you not vote for me in the best UC member 2008 competition? Sure i've been gone for a few days but MY INFLUENCE IS STILL FELT! I swear if i wasn't a christian man i would influence ALL OVER YOUR DIRTY BEADY EYES TIGHT LIPPED BLACK FACES!

But karma is coming...AND KARMA IS A BEEYOTCH GUYS! ITS A BEEYOTCH THAT WILL BITE ITS THUMB AT YOU! TWICE!

Anyways if your not Baxter, UW, Grocer Man (who the hell are you anyway?) or Entropy why are you reading this anyway? It's not addressed to you. Is that what you do at home? Maybe it's what your parents did. Maybe you parents read letters that were addressed to you and found out about your affair with a croatian scat pornstar 60 year old man. and now you think its ok to read things that arnt addressed to you.

Do anything for Dethklok
Do anything for Dethklok
Do anything for Dethklok
DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK
I'm teaching you rock
DETHKLOK DETHKLOK
Swisgaar Swigelf taller then a tree
Toki Wartooth not a bumble bee
William Murderface Murderface Murderface
Pickles the drummer doodly doo. doodly doodly doo
NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!!!

So whats Nur been up to this last year? Well i got a new job doing sales for a global internet company. Oh by the way its GLOBAL so if any of you nazi's need a website for your business give me a holler so i can get some yummy comission. mmmm commission. Erm...I also fulfilled my new years resolution of bedding a hot goth chick. I grew my hair long and then cut it short. I went back to South Africa on holiday, which, despite common perception has an AWESOME nightlife. I've gotten into the melodic death metal such as dark tranquillity, in flames, arch enemy and amon amarth. Not that any of you Justin Timberlake fans would know them (ice!)
I still collect my healthy batch of comics. Favourite at the moment is probably THUNDERBOLTS! I'm not liking how Exiles has been lately and New Excalibur was a huge dissappointment to me seeing as i loved the original series. Oh and Spot and Carnage are still the best all time comic characters. If you disagree then your a vegan. It's science

Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee from the hills of columbia?

PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE FLAVOUR!

Anyways no im not back. I'm just sending a holla to all my homies ova hurrrr!!! Or am i?

Hope you guys are looking after my fanfic. HAvent read it in ages. I better be alive and kicking ***!

Anyways its been your pleasure

The emporer Nurhachi.
 
Nurhachi?!?!

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Hey how are all you guys doing?

I'm good.

I also fulfilled my new years resolution of bedding a hot goth chick.

Well done.

I've gotten into the melodic death metal such as dark tranquillity, in flames, arch enemy and amon amarth. Not that any of you Justin Timberlake fans would know them (ice!)

I've got quite a few friends who are fans on In Flames. They keep going to see them live in Columbus.

Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee from the hills of columbia?

Hell no.
 
I only put you in because you started the contest. You hadn't posted in like Six Months.

And we're on issue #73 in the Fanfic.
 
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Hey how are all you guys doing?

Perhaps your wondering why this thread is only addressed to these four wonderful beasts of men. That's because they're the only ones here that didn't SELL OUT you dirty rotten nazi outsellers. How dare the rest of you not vote for me in the best UC member 2008 competition? Sure i've been gone for a few days but MY INFLUENCE IS STILL FELT! I swear if i wasn't a christian man i would influence ALL OVER YOUR DIRTY BEADY EYES TIGHT LIPPED BLACK FACES!

But karma is coming...AND KARMA IS A BEEYOTCH GUYS! ITS A BEEYOTCH THAT WILL BITE ITS THUMB AT YOU! TWICE!

Anyways if your not Baxter, UW, Grocer Man (who the hell are you anyway?) or Entropy why are you reading this anyway? It's not addressed to you. Is that what you do at home? Maybe it's what your parents did. Maybe you parents read letters that were addressed to you and found out about your affair with a croatian scat pornstar 60 year old man. and now you think its ok to read things that arnt addressed to you.

Do anything for Dethklok
Do anything for Dethklok
Do anything for Dethklok
DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK
I'm teaching you rock
DETHKLOK DETHKLOK
Swisgaar Swigelf taller then a tree
Toki Wartooth not a bumble bee
William Murderface Murderface Murderface
Pickles the drummer doodly doo. doodly doodly doo
NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!!!

So whats Nur been up to this last year? Well i got a new job doing sales for a global internet company. Oh by the way its GLOBAL so if any of you nazi's need a website for your business give me a holler so i can get some yummy comission. mmmm commission. Erm...I also fulfilled my new years resolution of bedding a hot goth chick. I grew my hair long and then cut it short. I went back to South Africa on holiday, which, despite common perception has an AWESOME nightlife. I've gotten into the melodic death metal such as dark tranquillity, in flames, arch enemy and amon amarth. Not that any of you Justin Timberlake fans would know them (ice!)
I still collect my healthy batch of comics. Favourite at the moment is probably THUNDERBOLTS! I'm not liking how Exiles has been lately and New Excalibur was a huge dissappointment to me seeing as i loved the original series. Oh and Spot and Carnage are still the best all time comic characters. If you disagree then your a vegan. It's science

Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee from the hills of columbia?

PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE FLAVOUR!

Anyways no im not back. I'm just sending a holla to all my homies ova hurrrr!!! Or am i?

Hope you guys are looking after my fanfic. HAvent read it in ages. I better be alive and kicking ***!

Anyways its been your pleasure

The emporer Nurhachi.

Greetings former UC member. I have been looking after the site in your absence. My name is Langsta, and I am what many people refer to as "the greatest UC member of all time."

Good luck with the selling and stuff. Good taste in art. May Mustakrakish be with you.
 
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Nurhachi is a kiwi who started the UC fanfic. A regular poster in the day, he found girls and stopped posting.

Remember: no girls. Don't get sucked in. Mooney, I'm looking at you.

Greetings former UC member. I have been looking after the site in your absence. My name is Langsta, and I am what many people refer to as "the greatest UC member of all time."

Good luck with the selling and stuff. Good taste in art. May Mustakrakish be with you.

What's Mustakrakish?
 

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