Ultimate Rahne?

[DIrishB]

Oh god! So he ate people?! anic:




:lol:

Sounds like a perfectly French thing to do. But I was hoping for a much more violent end...like maybe he ran into a Port-o-Potty to relieve himself and it was run over by a garbage truck, crushing him flatter than a pancake.

 

[ProjectX2]

Oh god! So he ate people?! anic:




:lol:

Yeah, in the second issue everyone finds out Captain France is a cannibal. The Ultimates come to capture him and he attempts to fight them with no pants on.

 

[Hawkeye101]

Yeah, in the second issue everyone finds out Captain France is a cannibal. The Ultimates come to capture him and he attempts to fight them with no pants on.

(Laughing hysterically) :lol:
*gasp!*
*Huff!*
Thanks I needed that.

 

[DIrishB]

Yeah, in the second issue everyone finds out Captain France is a cannibal. The Ultimates come to capture him and he attempts to fight them with no pants on.

And thats where the stereotype of French guys being short in stature was born, as Captain America pulls out his tighty-whiteys and yells, "You think this pouch was made for the French?" And then Hulk molests Captain France. THE END.

 

[ProjectX2]

And then in issue 3...

Hulk accidently impregnates himself and eventually little Hulklings are bored. Watch as The Ultimates give up their military applications and become baby-sitters!

 

[DIrishB]

And then in issue 3...

Hulk accidently impregnates himself and eventually little Hulklings are bored. Watch as The Ultimates give up their military applications and become baby-sitters!

Thor would be great when it comes to breast feeding...but Tony might accidentally mix up his white russian with the formula, so hijinks ensue!!! D'oh!!