Warren Ellis' true meaning of Thanksgiving.

[Ice]

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WARREN ELLIS

Don't forget, my Yanqui readers, the true meaning of Thanksgiving: give your neighbours an infected blanket this Thursday and thenmove into their houses after they're dead.


(waits for humourless hate mail)


-- W


:lol:

 

[Random]

Tis the season alright

 

[ourchair]

I always thought the best way to celebrate Thanksgiving is to practice your golf swing on a Native American reservation.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I thought it was to kill a hobo and make yourself a sammich

 

[E]

I thought it was to kill a hobo and make yourself a sammich

It's better to kill the hobo then make your woman make you a sammich.

 

[Random]

It's better to kill the hobo then make your woman make you a sammich.

I need to get a sandwich maker, and by that I mean a woman

 

[ourchair]

It's better to kill the hobo then make your woman make you a sammich.

And then forgive her for suddenly turning feminine.