What do you want written on your tombstone

[Iceshadow]

Re: What do you want wrriten on your tombstone

"Goonies Never Say Die!"

 

[SSJmole]

Re: What do you want wrriten on your tombstone

*picture of hand in jedi mind trick pose*
"This isn't the grave you're looking for"

 

[Bass]

Re: What do you want wrriten on your tombstone

"I told you I was ill."

Spike Milligan's tombstone actually says this.

 

[ultimatedjf]

Re: What do you want wrriten on your tombstone

"Everyone loves Magical Trevor
'Cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now, disappearin' the cow
Where is the cow heading right now?

Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor
Everybody seen that the trick is clever
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic, and with a little flip

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Back, back, back from his magical journey
Yeah!

What did he see in the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans.
Oh, beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans.
Yeah, yeah!" Repeat

That would cost a heckuva lot of money, wouldn't it?

"Seriously, see Wet Hot American Summer. You wouldn't refuse a dead man, would you?"

:lol:

 

[Void.M]

Re: What do you want wrriten on your tombstone

That would cost a heckuva lot of money, wouldn't it?



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Yeah but you'd be dead so you wouldnt care.

 

[Random]

Re: What do you want wrriten on your tombstone

That would cost a heckuva lot of money, wouldn't it?

Not with post it notes

 

[moonmaster]

Re: What do you want wrriten on your tombstone

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING."

"I told you I was ill."

Spike Milligan's tombstone actually says this.

:lol:

 

[SSJmole]

I'm surprised no-one said

"Th-th-th-that's All, Folks!"

 

[Void.M]

I'm surprised no-one said

"Th-th-th-that's All, Folks!"

Id perfer.

"Nah na Nah na na hey hey hey good bye"

 

[Ultimate Houde]

"Guys, relax, this was just one of my clones."

 

[Langsta]

"Your tail light's out."

If I was being serious though, "Born with insight and a raised fist."

Or, "Here lies the greatest man who ever lived."

 

[thee great one]

"So, come here often?"

 

[Dancanread]

"Is this rigor mortis, or am I just happy to see you?"

 

[SSJmole]

"Fought the law and the law won!"

"whizzed on the electric fence!"

 

[Ice]

"Hey, Timmy! I just found your puppy!"

 

[thee great one]

"I knew I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque."

 

[Grocer Man]

"Yo."

Or, alternatively:

"Move over so I can punch my fist out."

 

[Random]

"Leave me alone, I'm blasting taft"

 

[Volunteer Fire Detective]

There's a shovel next to my grave, and inscribed on the tombstone are the words:

"Go on, buddy. Make my day."

It's either that or:

"Going to college: $1,000,000
Paying off the hitman to kill the old lady next door: $25
Buying Rhode Island: $1,048,319
Paying that creepy guy you saw at the front gate to kill anyone who entered: $42
Imagining the look on your face as you read this tombstone: Priceless"

 

[Random]

"The Most Important Word You'll Ever Read...


Gotcha"


Then the ground breaks and the view fails into the grave, face to face with my decomposing body.

 

[SSJmole]

I've got it! the best gave ever!

No dates , not fancy words not even my name just the words "Jar Jar Binks" every fan who saw that would smile for weeks

 

[thee great one]

I've got it! the best gave ever!

No dates , not fancy words not even my name just the words "Jar Jar Binks" every fan who saw that would smile for weeks

That's the dumbest one yet.

 

[SSJmole]

That's the dumbest one yet.

No it's not :lol:

 

[Seldes Katne]

I've got it! the best gave ever!

No dates , not fancy words not even my name just the words "Jar Jar Binks" every fan who saw that would smile for weeks

Well, I'd certainly smile for the next few minutes, at least.... Nice to know I'm not alone.


I'm thinking of something along the lines of:

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library." ~Jorge Luis Borges~

And now my card will never expire!

 

[E]

Well, I'd certainly smile for the next few minutes, at least.... Nice to know I'm not alone.

I think he means that people with think Jar Jar Binks is dead and buried in that grave and would be happy.

 

[Seldes Katne]

Ah, and here I thought it was meant as a tribute to a favorite character. Oh, well.

 

[SSJmole]

I think he means that people with think Jar Jar Binks is dead and buried in that grave and would be happy.

Yes I do.

 

[Jaggyd]

"I hate you people with every ounce of my being"



"Okay....the joke's over....let me out"

 

[Joe Kalicki]

What do I want on my Tombstone?

Sausage and pepperoni.