What do you want written on your tombstone

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*picture of hand in jedi mind trick pose*
"This isn't the grave you're looking for"
 
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"I told you I was ill."

Spike Milligan's tombstone actually says this.
 
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"Everyone loves Magical Trevor
'Cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever
Look at him now, disappearin' the cow
Where is the cow heading right now?

Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor
Everybody seen that the trick is clever
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic, and with a little flip

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back
Back, back, back from his magical journey
Yeah!

What did he see in the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans.
Oh, beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans.
Yeah, yeah!" Repeat

That would cost a heckuva lot of money, wouldn't it?

"Seriously, see Wet Hot American Summer. You wouldn't refuse a dead man, would you?"

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"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING."

"I told you I was ill."

Spike Milligan's tombstone actually says this.
:lol:
 
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I'm surprised no-one said

"Th-th-th-that's All, Folks!"
 
"Your tail light's out."

If I was being serious though, "Born with insight and a raised fist."

Or, "Here lies the greatest man who ever lived."
 
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"Fought the law and the law won!"

"whizzed on the electric fence!"
 
"Yo."

Or, alternatively:

"Move over so I can punch my fist out."
 
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There's a shovel next to my grave, and inscribed on the tombstone are the words:

"Go on, buddy. Make my day."

It's either that or:

"Going to college: $1,000,000
Paying off the hitman to kill the old lady next door: $25
Buying Rhode Island: $1,048,319
Paying that creepy guy you saw at the front gate to kill anyone who entered: $42
Imagining the look on your face as you read this tombstone: Priceless"
 
"The Most Important Word You'll Ever Read...


Gotcha"


Then the ground breaks and the view fails into the grave, face to face with my decomposing body.
 

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