What's worse than a raptor?

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A NAZI raptor.


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Nazi raptors are faster. And ninja. They'll just ninja themselves to the Nazi T-Rex balls and bite them off.

I'm going to site Jurassic Park as a source of which is better
 
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The correct answer is the Commie Deinonychus.

Beware the Red Scaled Menace!!!

I hate you for stealing my idea out of my head.



What about an Anarchist Dilophosaurus?
 

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This one doesn't have a jetpack. Therefore we are safe.
 

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I hate you for stealing my idea out of my head.
Believe me, if I had the ability to steal things from your head I wouldn't waste my time with politically themed dinosaurs.

* See the Pet Peeve thread for further details.
um....


an Ankylosaurus With A Business Degree And No Real Ideology Beyond The Acquisition Of Money?

****ing trust fund ankylosauruses....
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This one doesn't have a jetpack. Therefore we are safe.
Oh, thank goodness.
 

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This concept of an apparently fireproof Nazi Velociraptor is the greatest idea in this history of comics.. However the person responsible had something brilliant that could save the comic industry he ****ed it up. Why? because of this :



No self-respecting fireproof Nazi Velociraptor would wear anything like that. So as a reader we will be taken out of the story thinking "wait, that's retarded." and ruin the story.

Shame it had potential it truly did,
 

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Yeah...they didn't have NAZI dinosaurs.


EPIC FAIL.

Well just because they were capitalist dinosaur doesn't change it through proportional means. Jack Bauer can kick anyone's ***, If its a Nazi Jack Bauer versus a Nazi's ***, the change is directly proportional. So in fact Jack Bauer would always kick as whether he believes in a master race and trains running on time or not. So if I empirically state an example of a T-Rex completely owning a raptor I have just given strong evidence that a Nazi T-Rex would own a Nazi raptor all the same.

BOOM!! You've just been lawyered.
 

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Well just because they were capitalist dinosaur doesn't change it through proportional means. Jack Bauer can kick anyone's ***, If its a Nazi Jack Bauer versus a Nazi's ***, the change is directly proportional. So in fact Jack Bauer would always kick as whether he believes in a master race and trains running on time or not. So if I empirically state an example of a T-Rex completely owning a raptor I have just given strong evidence that a Nazi T-Rex would own a Nazi raptor all the same.

BOOM!! You've just been lawyered.
Jack Bauer is not a raptor. This is about raptors. NAZI RAPTORS.


They're coming for your balls next.
 

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Jack Bauer is not a raptor. This is about raptors. NAZI RAPTORS.


They're coming for your balls next.

It's a comparison, face it you lost the argument.

On a related note a Nazi Jack Bauer scares me far more than Nazi Raptors. And a Nazi Jack Bauer riding a Nazi Raptor... I think I just shat myself.
 
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