Gemini
Well-Known Member
In the toilet
oh sitting
on my bed
why would you sit on your laptop?
oh sitting
on my bed
On my couch on my laptop.
why would you sit on your laptop?
On my couch on my laptop.
On my bed now.
In my underpants.
I used to go online on my laptop while in bed as recently as a week ago, but ever since I did some major spring cleaning I now surf on a computer table.
At work, I just have a cubicle.
It was more like, "Oh snap! So that's why I can't pull out my chair."Were you cleaning and realized, "Oh snap! I got a computer table?!"
Chair shortage, my ***, there's a chair right there! There is no chair shortage, you people just refuse to sit on them! I swear to god, I'm going to tear this conspiracy wide open.
It is evolved post-human adolescent pr0nz. Don't tell the cops!I find it somehow shocking that you keep pr0nz. I always thought you were some kind of evolved post-human adolescent being that does not pr0nz.
It's certainly one of the thousands of reasons that none of you should ever procreate.My bed. I don't have an office anymore. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should never have kids.
It's certainly one of the thousands of reasons that none of you should ever procreate.
You're a letter that has achieved sentience. There's nothing normal about that.I think you mean none of YOU. I'm the only normal one here.
You're a letter that has achieved sentience. There's nothing normal about that.
I am a being comprised entirely of sarcasm, pettiness, and delicious cheesey goodness. And I no longer have any affiliation with a certain megalomaniacal fast food juggernaut.You are moldy milk that has achieved sentience, and one that may or not be owned by or related to a fast food restaurant. You have no room to talk.
My chair looks like Moony's chair.
It's certainly one of the thousands of reasons that none of you should ever procreate.
I think you mean none of YOU. I'm the only normal one here.
I am a being comprised entirely of sarcasm, pettiness, and delicious cheesey goodness. And I no longer have any affiliation with a certain megalomaniacal fast food juggernaut.
I could raise a kid ten times better than you could ever hope for.