Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Where art thou, Pandrio?
[IMGL]http://christine.typepad.com/photos/completed_projects_2005/penguin_100205.jpg[/IMGL] Pandrio.
One of the last Ultimate Central members to have gone missing in the past few months. The last any witnesses have seen him was back on the night of May 8th, 2006. But where is now? Where has Pandrio gone? Where....could he be?
As last seen in the TPB Reviews by Ultimates thread, the last post our dear Pandrio had posted was:
And though he got his review, was it worth it? Was it actually worth it?!Pandrio said:
Some believe he may have flown south for the year to visit family in Antartica. But as we all know, Penguins...they cannot fly. Or can they? Some experts believe that Penguins can truly fly, just choose not to, seeing them as the lazy bastards they think they're not. As I asked a fellow member of Pandrio, ProjectX2, he had this to say, "He's dead." That simple. Dead. "And how to you believe this to be so?" "I killed him."
But could he truly be dead? Could our beloved Pandrio have been killed by the nefarious moderator? We have one other member who believes otherwise. thee great one. The one with an ego so big, "Ego" the living planet is nothing but a pebble compared to it. As I asked where he thought Pandrio's location is at, he replied with saying, "He's in the north pole with his penquin friends." Asking what he thought Pandrio would be doing all the way up in the North Pole (where Santa Claus and his reindeers are rumored to live in), thee great one said, "Being the evil little penquin that he was and eating fish."
What a life that would be. But would that be the life...that he truly should be living? Should he not be with his real family, here, amonst the other comic book nerds? These are the questions that truly puzzle even the most brilliant minds on this planet. Pandrio, wherever you are, may you be find your way back one day. Moonmaster misses cuddling with you at night. He really....really does.
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